legalish.me @legalish.me · 18/08/2026www.legalish.me/ai-distillat...legalish.meThe Trump Admin Says Nobody Owns AI Output. It Also Says China Stole It.Twenty-four thousand fake accounts, a Treasury sanctions threat for theft, and a Justice Department brief sitting in Denver that says nobody owns any of it. 000 0
legalish.me @legalish.me · 18/06/2026www.legalish.me/oscar-wilde-...legalish.meOscar Wilde, a Time Machine, and the Fight Over Who Owns AI ArtA web designer, 624 Midjourney prompts, and an 1882 photograph of Oscar Wilde — inside the case that decides who, if anyone, owns AI art. 000 0
legalish.me @legalish.me · 04/06/2026www.legalish.me/patagonia-v-...legalish.mePatagonia, Pattie Gonia, and a Supreme Court Dog ToyPatagonia is suing an ally, drag climate activist Pattie Gonia, for $1. It feels like a betrayal. Trademark law says it mostly isn't. 000 0
legalish.me @legalish.me · 04/05/2026The NBC chimes are three notes. The MGM lion roars. The THX "Deep Note" is six seconds of escalating dissonance seemingly designed to terrify children in movie theaters. Taylor's version ain't it. www.legalish.me/taylor-swift...legalish.meTaylor Swift Filed a Sound Mark Application for an Amazon Music Ad and the Examining Attorneys at the USPTO Will Probably Shake It Off the Register for Failing to Function as a MarkTaylor Swift filed a sound mark application built around an Amazon Music ad for the album she's currently being sued over. The USPTO probably won't register it. Here's why — and why federal name-image... 000 0
legalish.me @legalish.me · 17/04/2026www.legalish.me/quince-sabri...legalish.meQuince Ordered an Espresso Shot of Sabrina Carpenter and Didn't Pay. UMG Filed a Federal Copyright Lawsuit.Universal Music Group sued Quince — the $10 billion fashion brand — over Sabrina Carpenter's "Espresso," Fleetwood Mac's "Dreams," and three other hits in Quince's TikTok ads. It's the eighth brand in... 000 0
legalish.me @legalish.me · 17/04/2026Universal Music just sued Quince — the $10B DTC fashion brand — for using Sabrina Carpenter's "Espresso" and other hits in TikTok ads. Wild, when AI and software let anyone make their own pop banger for a fraction of the cost of defending a copyright claim. "Espresso" is a couple Splice loops. 121 2
legalish.me @legalish.me · 16/04/2026www.legalish.me/trump-doj-li...legalish.meThe Trump DOJ Sold Out Every Ticketmaster Customer in America. Then It Took a Victory Lap.The Trump DOJ abandoned the Live Nation antitrust case in a backroom settlement. 33 states tried it anyway and won on every claim. Then the DOJ congratulated everyone while backstabbing every American... 000 0
legalish.me @legalish.me · 14/04/2026www.legalish.me/can-you-trad...legalish.meCutting a Pancake Into 8 Slices Is Not a TrademarkThe TTAB's first precedential opinion of 2026 refused registration of an eight-slice pancake design as a trademark, finding the configuration functional — largely because the applicants' own marketing... 010 1
legalish.me @legalish.me · 31/03/2026www.legalish.me/trump-execut...legalish.meTrump's executive order directing federal agencies to stop funding NPR and PBS is "unlawful and unenforceable," a federal judge ruled.A federal judge permanently enjoined all federal agencies from implementing the Executive Order's directive to defund NPR and PBS, ruling that singling out two media organizations based on the Preside... 010 1
legalish.me @legalish.me · 31/03/2026www.legalish.me/collateraliz...legalish.meCollateralized DoorDash Obligations: What a New Klarna Lawsuit Reveals About Predatory Lending the Trump Administration Won't StopA new class action says Klarna combined Wall Street's originate-and-sell recklessness with payday lending tactics — and the Trump administration gutted the only agency that could stop it. 011 1
legalish.me @legalish.me · 24/03/2026www.legalish.me/sneaker-infl...legalish.meSneaker Influencer Nick Tuinenburg Thought Selling Fake Nikes Was a Business Model. A Jury Just Handed Him an $11 Million Bill.Sneaker influencer Nick Tuinenburg sold knockoff Nikes on Discord and launched his own Dunk lookalikes. A federal jury just hit him with $11 million in damages. The case is a warning to every brand fo... 010 1
legalish.me @legalish.me · 22/03/2026www.legalish.me/afroman-defa...legalish.meWhen the Beat Drops in Court: Afroman, Defamation, and the Long History of Music Meeting the Law featuring Eminem, Aqua, and 2 Live CrewA jury in rural Ohio just handed Afroman a full defense verdict after seven sheriff's deputies sued him for turning footage of their botched raid into an album's worth of diss tracks. The trial featur... 011 1
legalish.me @legalish.me · 12/03/2026www.legalish.me/cardi-b-got-...legalish.meCardi B Got Sued for Posting a Photo of Herself. She Might Lose.A lawsuit filed yesterday in the District of New Jersey presents one of copyright law's most counterintuitive propositions: a person can be liable for copyright infringement for posting a photograph o... 021 2
legalish.me @legalish.me · 09/03/2026www.legalish.me/ai-training-...legalish.meThe AI Industry Was Built on Copyrighted Content Nobody Asked to Use. California Wants That on the Record.California's AB 2013 survived xAI's legal challenge. AI companies must now disclose their training data. What they reveal could expose a copyright liability the industry has been betting against for y... 021 2
legalish.me @legalish.me · 01/03/2026www.legalish.me/19-men-the-t...legalish.me19 Men the Trump Administration Sent to the CECOT Concentration Camp Want to Come Back Knowing They'll Be Detained in the Pursuit of Due ProcessNineteen of the 137 Venezuelans whom the Trump administration deported to El Salvador's CECOT megaprison under the Alien Enemies Act — the same men the government called terrorists, gang members, and ... 040 4