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Ashley, I like rocks.

@leftygeologist.bsky.social
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*mostly a stream of consciousness and thoughts I should have written in a journal or texted someone* lvl 37, cat mom, homosexual, licensed geologist, antifa supersoldier, PNW, aging raver, occasional writer, frequent shit poster

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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
How do iPhone users survive with oth having the ability to highlight text and delete it at once instead of using the back space a bunch of times? The lack of efficiency in iPhone functionality is what drives me insane. I hate my work phone so much!!
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Real cool and normal that the president of the United States wants to broadcast a snuff film live on national television
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Moving day 🫩I'm so fucking tired y'all
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Sleepy Sleepy Cat in a Mug
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Candace Owens being DL makes so much sense.
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Candace Owens: Lets Make a List
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I got the apartment 😌
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Pikahappy: Joyful Pikachu Dancing
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't need a stupid fucking AI to turn a column into a table in Excel 😤😤😤
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Excel Unicorn
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Look, elder abuse is appalling and I am horrified (yet completely unsurprised) that they are doing it to Mitch but they absolute fuckign cunt of a human realistically deserves nothing less than to be treated like a meat puppet. I'm sorry.
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Listening to Oliver Smith and trying not to cry #ABGT700
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
IT'S ALMOST FUCKING TIME #ABGT700
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Above & Beyond ABGT: Colorful Umbrellas
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Two more sleeps until I'm on my way to the gorge 🥰🥰🥰🥰 #ABGT700
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Four more sleeps until #ABGT700
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Cartoon Number Four with Eyes
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I've been counting down the days and the nights (until #ABGT700) 😝🥰
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Dachshund Jam
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
alright time to close up the Take Factory, that's more than enough.
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We have two options, socialism or barbarism. Every day we careen towards the second one.
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I've been counting down the days and the nights (until #ABGT700) 😝🥰
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Dachshund Jam
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Okay so these transitions are genuinely henious and the song choice is random at best and "what the fuck are you mixing this iconic song into?!" at ...no that's most of it
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
White (adjacent or actual) gay men are going to be the death of us. They ain't gonna pick you brother.
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm gonna get banned from tiktok prolly
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Brooooooo I just started rewatching Heros and the first episode mentions Israel.
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Why Tho Meme Painting
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Writing a speech for my sister's wedding and my OCD is like "I hope this doesn't sound like AI wrote it." I am not using AI to write it or even proofread.
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Sleepy Baby Says Ugh
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
In my 90s long skirt era
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Imma build this shit like I built twitter... one unhinged post at a time... Or something...
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I don't have any jokes I'm just really glad they found these guys
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It's a weird feeling that the three girls I was best friends in high school are all mothers and these are my kids
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Me, always
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Screaming Kitty with Pink Bow
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Reading this in the club 💃🏼💃🏼
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The thing I love about trance shows is that everyone is old like me (I'm 37)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/07/2026
“While I understand people’s concern, I’ve simply been on a routine visit to the next world,” said the seven-term Republican
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Mitch McConnell Clarifies Absence Due To Brief Planned Trip To Afterlife
WASHINGTON—Explaining that the public had no reason to be alarmed over his temporary leave, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) clarified Friday that his absence from Congress was due to a brief planned trip ...
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The normie swifities catching on to the Blank Space Travis signed is hilarious and adorable
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I hate this headline. I hate it so much. Let me tell you why. It makes it sound like the AI was "cast" in a movie, except the movie is being made by the same people who made Tilly, it's all in house, I might as well announce that Dan Olson has been cast as the host of a Folding Ideas doc.
Variety article "Tilly Norwood to Lead New Movie 'Misaligned', Marking Feature Debut for AI 'Actor'
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 11/07/2026
Rooting for England is just below waving a confederate flag
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Fuck. I missed/love cigarettes.
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Disappointed Cat's Unimpressed Look
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Let the *white* washing of Kirk's beliefs and ideology commence, I suppose
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Am I a little tiny bit bipolar? Maybe? Idk
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I've disliked iPhones since the iPhone 4 but now that I'm forced to use one for work, I fucking hate them. How do you people live like this??
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I sometimes wonder why I don't have many (any) close friends, then I try to have a conversation with someone and I'm like "oh, yeah, you don't know how to talk to people."
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Very Cool Thumbs Up Guy
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I love gay (sapphic) shit
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Lesbian Pride Flag Waving in the Wind
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Democracy Now! @democracynow.org · 05/06/2026
Hasan Piker discusses being barred from entering the U.K., his participation in a recent humanitarian mission to Cuba, for which he is reportedly under investigation by the Trump administration, and his support for progressive and antiwar candidates in this year’s midterm elections.
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Hasan Piker on His U.K. Ban, Traveling to Cuba & Supporting Israel Critics in Midterms
The British government earlier this week barred left-wing political commentators Hasan Piker and Cenk Uygur from entering the U.K. ahead of several speaking events. The Home Office said it was canceli...
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
If I ever, EVER, use ai to "perfect my work" for the love of God take me out back because I've lost it entirely
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I miss Twitter. The old Twitter. I don't even have an account anymore.
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Almost done with the first round of edits. Need to find someone else to proofread, then a place to send it. ASAP.
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Me, always
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Screaming Kitty with Pink Bow
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
From the bottom of my heart, FUCK ai.
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
In case you hadn't recognized, via the typos, I bluesky when I've had a few.
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I have 3 cats on my right now 🥰
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I6m not surprised that red states and red areas of other states have antisemitic and homophobic people who "don't look the type" but it still sucks.
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It's funny, I quit my PhD program because I wanted to do something more meaningful with my skills. Now I long for a simpler job that doesn't matter as much. I'm never satisfied.
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I wanna move to New York City. Someone give me a job.
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Ashley, I like rocks. @leftygeologist.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Literally what the fuck is going on
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