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LeftBower ⚒️

@leftbower.bsky.social
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He/they I am, or am not. If the latter, I'm informed that I won't mind. Owns the concept of punching Richard Spencer.

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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Google AI overview stating the phrase "too evolved" has two rs, then misspelling it evorverd.
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The Rat in the Hat from Bananas in Pajamas, specifically the old puppet one you might remember from your childhood if you're an Australian Millennial.
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Even Tassie has it beat. 😛
14 hours from Palana to Southport, though it does require a boat and tolls.
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Goon bag (Au) in it's natural environment, a Hill's Hoist.
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Tap that and it opens the next one, repeat as needed. It won't post any until you post, then it'll post them all. After you're done, it'll look like this:
The posts above, in the in-app editor to help explain.
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
"I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters"
"In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels"
StatlerAndWaltdorf.jpg
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
From elsewhere on this webbed site:
Classic GW logo paired with 3e daemonhunter codex art juxtaposed against the new logo and newer art of the same character that is cleaner but far less evocative. The comparison doesn't flatter the newer side.
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
    [Ponytail and Cueball are talking. Ponytail has her hand raised, palm up, towards Cueball.]
    Ponytail: Silicate chemistry is second nature to us geochemists, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows the formulas for olivine and one or two feldspars.
    Cueball: And quartz, of course.
    Ponytail: Of course.

    [Caption below the panel]
    Even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field.
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I just want lootas that feel like real lootas.
Games Workshop's 3e 40k Ork Codex
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
A series of posts from this very sites.
1. Katie Tightpussy:
"feeling bored. might touch the trans discourse stove. any good topics tonight?"
. . . an unknown number of replies are ellipsised out.
2. rude paul charles replies with "lies" and a photo of a building somewhere, probably in Southern Australia based on the following sign: "HOME OF THE 24HR PIE FLOATER"
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
A texture that is either a needlessly convoluted reference to the Dopefish or exactly arcane enough to make exactly one (1) person lose their shit. Expecting two people not-me to get this specific reference is a step too far.
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
#Netherword #PaintsAndPints Fun with random minis. Trying new things.
6 Tenticle minis painted up in clashing colours.
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Bunch of people sending Goku their energy.
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Bird and mouse look angry.
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Kelly's SICKOS except it's Calvin's Dad (from Calvin and Hobbes) on a bike saying "Yes... Ha ha ha.. YES!"
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
"You absolutely would, wouldn't you" but in the style of "You wouldn't download a car"
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Because the CEO asked us kindly not to, thus locking it in forever.
Jay 🦋
Guys, please don't let "skeets" stick

The experiment in decentralized naming decisions has resulted in the worst possible term 

How about skoots? Can we bring back skoots? Bluesky OGs, help me out here, remember skoots?
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Comic panel with Bird (that's the name, but they are a bird) saying "Hell yeah, this is fantastic." Poorly Drawn Lines (is the name of the comic, the lines are fine).
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Jay asking us nicely not to let Skeets stick.
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Jay, asking nicely that we don't let skeets stick, making sure that it does.
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Following the theme. Poorly Drawn Lines has replaced all other reaction images in my main chat. I get a lot of use out of this.
Panel from webcomic Poorly Drawn Lines depicting Bird (who is a bird, but that's also their name) saying "I hate a lot of things." He has his scowl on, and his unlit cigarette butt in his mouth.
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Worf wielding a giant Twisted Tea can like a Bat'leth.
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
AI is trying to make me weird and awkward. Upon being wished a happy birthday, autocomplete gives me this:
Upon writing Cheers the AI has suggested the autocomplete "and happy birthday to you"
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
Sounds like they're starting with 30k lore. Tell them to skip the prequels and get to the good stuff.
Cover to The Redeemer #1 with the tagline "If it doesn't hurt, it doesn't count." and a large picture of Klovis's face screaming under his burning brazier hat. It's all in reds and yellows and looks very 40k.
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
How dare the game about fascists have an opinion on if fascists are good or bad?
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
I refuse to clarify if I'm Q or Picard in this moment.
That picture of Q playing a trumpet at Picard, who is more broken in this moment than he was when tortured that time. Also there is a Mariachi band in the background, but despite that it feels like he's playing Ska.
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
"I want to make a movie so painfully obvious in it's satire that everyone who understands it loves in perpetual psychological torment inflicted upon them by all the people who don't" -Paul Verhoeven, 1996
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 21/01/2024
These posts go around about them a fair bit, and seem to be the closest you'll get to the official history, beyond scraping old WDs for ty occasional advert and such.
Facebook post by Alan Merrett talking about lack of demand for female minis driving the lore.Alan Merrett talking about Jayne and Gabs specifically.
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
Not all. The ones they sell to kids have their own opening. Also, that opening is sometimes behind a cover like this, where the Ultramensch top fash is portrayed as an avenging angel fighting evil. It's not _just_ bad media literacy, it's also GW irresponsibly sending mixed messages to sell toys.
Robute G as an angel, with wings, a halo, and a second halo of white light, fighting against the redlit forces of evil, as personified in Abaddon.
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
Also GW: lets make the most reasonable fascist Ultramensch into an angel fighting evil on the cover of our rulebook. Nobody will misinterpret that! It's not _just_ poor media literacy.
Robute "Reasonable but still hella fashy" G as a winged angel, with a halo, and a second halo of white light, fighting against the redlit daemonic forces of evil.
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
That's why GW put the Ultramensch dictator on their rulebook covers as an angel fighting evil. Holy mixed messaging in the interests of selling Catholic Space Nazi toys to children! The problem isn't not poor media analysis, but it isn't _just_ poor media analysis.
Robute G cast as an angelic figure fighting evil with wings, two halos, and some really strong red\white light stuff going on. This was a rulebook for their core game system!
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
An angel like they represented Bob G Ultramensch as on the cover of a rulebook, fighting against evil? GW does like to mix it's messages to sell the Catholic Space Nazis game to children. It's not exactly surprising new players misunderstanding that the Space Marine Heroes are good.
Robute Ultramensch being cast as a holy angel with wings and a halo, and a second halo of white light as he fights the evil and red Abbaddon.
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LeftBower ⚒️ @leftbower.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
Religious like posing Robby G Ultramensch as an angel fighting evil on your rulebook book cover? GW has hardly been consistent with its portrayals. It's not surprising that people who are only tangentially interested in the hobby see the literal cover image and contextualise the setting from that...
Robute G Ultramensch posed as an angelic figure with a double halo, fighting against the evil devilish Abbaddon. But less subtle than you'd imagine from this description.
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