lex @leftbenchlex.bsky.social · 21/03/2025a few weeks ago i accidentally gave my gf a black eye by dropping my phone on her face, so naturally i now have her teeth marks above my eyebrow after she bounced her face off my head lmfao 020
lex @leftbenchlex.bsky.social · 25/11/2024“you were such a keyboard warrior and then meeting was like meeting a squirrel with glasses” -my gf about our first date 080
lex @leftbenchlex.bsky.social · 22/11/2024playing crash bandicoot with my little sister like we did when we were kids. just this time, there’s wine lol 040
Reposted by lexbodybydaddy.bsky.social @bodybydaddy.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Bro’s arm is getting as big as my head 😂 @leftbenchlex.bsky.social 041
lex @leftbenchlex.bsky.social · 18/11/2024ready for another break from reality after this weekend 030
