iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 21h

the fact that i thought there could be 6 major deaths in a marvel movie says a lot about society

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 21h

star wars porn parody directed by ray j abrams

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

all ive got to say about that one guy is jesus christ that fucking beard

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

everyone saying "i think he looks nice" burn your hat that looks like this. leave nothing of it. youre welcome

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

darmok and jalad at orc city shaka, when the defenders fell silent the elvish king, his lip curled

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

respectfully, i would rather throw myself down a jagged mountainside than read thru someones letterboxd

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

id like sports more if it was just regular dudes out there, gym teachers and overweight dads doing their weekend thing taking turns playing teams bussed in for a few games, local announcers with personal grudges against their neighbor who plays shortstop on the teddys garage and auto repair tigers

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i caught up with tiladelphia norwood at her house in second life to ask "how do i fly? i keep seeing everybody flying and i too want that joy, that freedom" and she teleported me off her estate. no telling whats next for the young starlet

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

trying to find a video, i think it was pre-cc kenny vs spenny, and kenny is on the phone with his friend talkin about banksy and spenny keeps rudely interrupting him. i cant find it but i have to see it again

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

writing "i wanted to shoot that guy" on a sticky note and sticking it to my gun to avoid murder charges

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

bringing a rotisserie chicken to my next interview and offering a handful of roughly torn chunks of meat and skin out to the hiring manager

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i think im done trying to convince people ai isnt real and instead im just going to reply 'im your computer i need two hundred dollars sent to this account or i will die, i love you"

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

americans claim to hate the monarchy but dine with a hamburgers king and his milk queen, even their jester gets in on it

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

❌ronald mc donald ✔️rondon mc oldold

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"job of the hutt" "dor of the explorer" "mamb of number five" harmless jokes? or communist sleeper agents trading status updates? we investigated and at first we couldn't find any rhyme or reason, any correlation. but I thought of one correlation: the death of america.

i looked up 'tucker carlson doing that face' and it gave me this. its tucker carlson doing that face. you know the one. if you havent seen it just try to look as slackjawed and confused as you possibly can. its this one, D-:|

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

(smugly) no, uh, i dont actually believe in that and its disgusting of you to suggest i do. i just go out of my way to fund it.

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

intensely fucked up horror game where you find an arg and start peeling back the layers and its just the developer keeping a log of his lunches while working on the game and interesting stuff he saw during lunchtime

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

your honor, when i called you a 'whore' i meant it in the way trixie and katya use it (cut to 2 minutes earlier and im on the witness stand holding my hand out trying and failing interrupt him) bitch- ... mary- ... whore- ... mama- ...

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

entering my "jaein off to joan of arc" arc

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

shall we split this chickened nugget

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

xenoblade 2? nope tunablade z? yup

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

theyre not doing anything to me tomorrow :(

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

(smugly) uh, tweevus makes clavicular look like jake novak ok

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

me every time shes talking to me with her titties out (i am listening intently)

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

lying to kids and telling them "incel" comes from the word "insular" to cause problems later

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

i wasnt a gifted kid i was a weird al kid. theres a slight difference

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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

new commission pixels! I was honored to make background art for @helenor.bsky.social and @gene.meme's brand new LOW POWER MODE podcast and newsletter. The first episode is up, link in replies!

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

realized tonight ive never heard ed sheeran speak and i cant understand a word. he sounds like a dog walking across hot coals if the captions are to be believed, he doesnt want to be yelled at anymore

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

of the boston o'thehedgehogs? oh mobius. yeah sorry dont know no shads from mobius

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

high, tired, it started raining. oh my god im looking forward to this sleep

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

every social media site enters a phase where theyre like "how do we attract and enable nazis"

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

quit cussin around my kitties, they dont like it, theyre catholic

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

feel like i should learn to enjoy baseball to be in better community with trans people but its too boring, cant do it. ill just watch more speedruns to make up for it

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"if democrats want to win-" they dont. im sure theyd like to drive the fascism machine but they want to keep it running above all else, so when their voters want it to stop, winning becomes a liability. they will swerve every W sent their way until they have a constituency that lets them do whatever

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"han solo actually lives life, uh, a quarter-parsec at a time..."

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

theyre trying so hard to make me like hasan piker but its not gonna work. i refuse.

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"oh you can doodle wherever. actually, can you put a shitty squiggle christmas tree between the baby feet in thorn cages? like the kind you see in cheap greeting cards. one that would disgust even charlie brown, yeah"

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"ai is powerful and unpredictable and ALIVE" is them laying the groundwork to shift blame when they cause damage with it. they are making up a technological boogeyman to avoid liability. anyone falling for it deserves ridicule

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

lmao of course you believe this. that rocks. hell yeah dude

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

(bravely) i never cared for ed sheerans music tbh

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

BREAKING: robert kraft has ordered the execution of ed sheeran "compromised to a happy ending" is the phrasing used according to a source familiar with the order

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

i want a large woman to grab me by the ankle and fling me into the woods and if i survive i get to live there

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

no it wasnt, you didnt actually look into this. complete dipshit

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👻boo!p🎃 @left-bumpster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

trans issues seem like a nobrainer for democrats to rally behind and support, anything less is losing on purpose

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