iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Coming Soon to stores everywhere! New collab between WoodRocket and Magic Wand! Ask your favorite stores if they’ve ordered them yet! #pins #earrings #magicwand #woodrocket

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Happy Afternoon Nap Day to all that celebrate.

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

I think it would have been really neat if Jay-Z’s Hard Knock Life was just a rap retelling of Annie the musical. 🎶 “Hi my name is Annie”, I live in an orphanage. “We love you Miss Hannigan”, No we don’t. She’s a bitch. 🎶

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Life Update: I’m now making dick jokes. Always was. But also now. Still.

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

As someone with heavy anxiety, I’m often looking for a calm and relaxing and positive show to watch or rewatch. If your brain needs a break from the stress of these insane times, here are some suggestions. Feel free to add more suggestions in the comments.

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Feels weird to never have won a dick-shaped Porn Award before.

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Jiz Lee @jizlee.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

"Our industry is not a monolith, politically or otherwise, but to most outsiders, we are the same. And we are a target." Read this, read all the way down to the bottom, and then get involved. @fsc.bsky.social relies on our support to protect the industry and its workers. Are we ready for 2025?

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

CAN’T👏GET👏THE👏 FUCKING 👏SONG👏DO👏THEY👏KNOW👏IT’S👏CHRISTMAS?👏OUT👏OF👏MY👏FUCKING👏HEAD👏

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Remember when Apple put a U2 album on everyone’s phone and everyone freaked out because they got a free U2 album.

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

My wife is away so I bought TWO bags of Trader Joe’s curly lentil snacks! Hahahahaha. When the cat is away…!

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

The title for the Porn Parody of Wicked writes itself: “Dicked”

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Also, please note that no matter how many insane SpongeKnob SquareNuts costumes are on a set, and no matter how many boobs and butts surround you and no matter how many best friends you work with: If you work too hard, even the weirdest funnest job in the world can burn you out.

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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

the real boobs and butts are the friends we made along the way

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

The thing I miss most about directing parodies isn’t seeing all of the boobs and butts, but all of the time I got to hang out with my best buds on set in a very surreal situation, catching up and laughing and talking about all of the boobs and butts.

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

I had always considered the possibility of directing parodies again, IF I ever feel like I want to again. But the whole Project 2025 threat of jailing pornographers puts that possibility in doubt. Sorry for anyone waiting on the release of Kraven the Cunter.

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

All of my condiments are sugar-free, with one new exception. Merry fucking Christmas to me.

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Tomorrow I’m going on a tour of a lube factory. So I got that going for me.

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Our apartment’s Cat Activity Center looks extra festive and cool as fuck thanks to my wife. #cats #holidays

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Just got an email from a new porn performer agency telling me that they charge their performers 50% (I don’t know why they told me this) and that we should consider booking porn performers through them. If this is your agency I think you should consider leaving them.

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

If you owned a pill factory a good prank would be to make the pills bigger and sharper.

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

I did Dallas. While doing there, I saw this amazing Ron English mural. Pretty fucking cool.

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

My hotel room is decorated like a Marriott Laser Tag arena.

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Lyft driver just said “Nothing easy comes good”. She would change her mind if she met some of the people I know.

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WoodRocket @woodrocket.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

December is the time for decorating trees and also for smoking them. Add some fun to your holiday party with a set of our Stoner Party Dice for adults!

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Brian Abrams @brianabrams.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

A lot of people keep asking why this is now back to the normal price of $2.99, but the Die Hard oral history will always be free to download . . . in our hearts.

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

I was having a terrible year. But now I’m at LAX. Don’t ever think that things can’t get worse.

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

If I was a defense lawyer I would constantly be thinking why does the prosecutor keep arguing with me why do they hate me?

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Sometimes I have an idea for a porn parody that pushes me to immediately book a therapy appointment.

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Is it weird to bring a sex toy as a White Elephant gift to a Christmas party if none of my family will be attending?

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

It's all good, from Diego to the Bay, Your city is the bomb if your city makin pay.

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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

We're starting Black Friday a week early this year, and from now until December 1st, save 20% on everything in my Bigcartel store! No discount code - your discount is now automatically added to your order! AND, there's a brand new set of Devil Girl stickers! theartofcoop.bigcartel.com/products

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Brian Abrams @brianabrams.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

A Good Day to (Promote) Die Hard™

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Rob Israel @robisraelart.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Everything in my Etsy is 25% off (USA Only) until next Monday. If there is something you don’t see in the store or have any questions, just hit me up here. Click here: www.etsy.com/shop/RobIsrael

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

I am thankful for the beautiful sign hanging on my couchroom wall, not just reminding me to live and to laugh, but also to love.

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

I’m thankful for those little fucking multicolor ball sprinkles.

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

As a film buff (as you can tell by my many cinema awards in the photo), I was stoked to read this book “You Talkin’ To Me” by @brianabrams.bsky.social. Super fucking good! I give it 10 out of 10 dildos!

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I make Art (Awesome rectal toys).

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Time to break out the long sleeve shorts again.

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Currently in Ohio celebrating terrible weather.

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

In preparation for Project 2025 I’m gonna only make porn with just the dialogue as a big yellow dick shaped middle finger.

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Lee Roy Myers @leeroymyers.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

The 1980’s was full of singers with the uncoolest names: -Howard -Bruce -Phil -Lionel -George -Depeche

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