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Lee Presson

@leepresson.bsky.social
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Participant in, or perhaps even the leader of, the spookiest swing band on the internet: Lee Presson and the Nails!

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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
"I'm just one person, what can I do?" - 300 million people
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
There's an old German proverb: when the going gets tough, hide in a bunker and shoot yourself.
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The only thing Greenland has that America needs is healthcare.
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Happy birthday to Richard Nixon, now only the second most corrupt president in American history. Congratulations on the downgrade, Dick.
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a door with nixonfoundation.org written above him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a door with nixonfoundation.org written above him
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
We've got one holiday left in the holiday season so welcome to the one week of the year when we can say "Happy Holidays" without someone getting their knickers in a twist.
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Slapping your name on someone else's memorial is, if you'll pardon the pun, monumentally tacky.
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Happy Boxing Day! Today's the day we all put on our boxing gloves and punch boxes. Or something. I don't know what Boxing Day is.
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
In 1957 Bobby Helms said "I'm gonna write the first rock n' roll Christmas song!" Then he sat down and wrote "Jingle Bell Rock," the single unrockingest song ever recorded.
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJnk...
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Lee Presson and the Nails: Simon Smith and his Amazing Dancing Bear (re-upload in 4k)
YouTube video by Lee Presson
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
What they don't tell you about the war on Christmas is that it's a defensive war. Christmas is clearly the aggressor here. They've already annexed Thanksgiving and Halloween is next if we don't remain vigilant.
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I am the very model of a modern major appliance.
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Has anyone ever attempted to take a test with a #3 pencil? What was the result? Were there arrests? Was an ambulance needed? Hazmat?
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
DEMS: We'll vote for a budget if you let sick people go to the doctor. GOP: Let us take doctors away from sick people or we're going to take food away from poor people.
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Canada elected a Prime Minister with a PhD in economics from Oxford. Mexico elected a president with a degree in physics and a PhD in energy engineering. America elected a TV show host.
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Remember remember the fifth of November when life was slow and oh so mellow.
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
This is neat! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDOI...
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Kings & Queens of Halloween #15 Lee Presson
YouTube video by Heather Drain
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Happy Halloween! www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R4A...
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Lee Presson and the Nails: Skeleton in the Closet
YouTube video by Lee Presson
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Los Angeles only has two weeks of winter. Not in a row, of course. Two or three days here, two or three days there...
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
"We built this machine to kill vampires, but it can also heal Superman!"
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Revenge is a dish best served with garlic toast.
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I've never understood the appeal of sandalwood. Subscribe for more philosophical insights!
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
"I've never wished violence on Charlie Kirk. Who do you think I am, Charlie Kirk?" - Frank Coniff
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
We're Gen X. We adapt to new technology like millennials but we'll still complain about it like Boomers.
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
The cast of Star Wars appears on The Muppet Show and they sing "When You Wish Upon a Star." This used to be three different companies.
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
The Gen Z/A kids are doing some great work on youtube but I got one word of advice: check your audio levels, kids! You put really quiet clips right next to really loud ones. Just go through shot by shot and make sure everything's even. Take a tip from a guy who mixes audio for a living.
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
The whole "Kubrick shot the moon landing" conspiracy is actually true but he was such a perfectionist that he insisted they shoot on location.
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Do you like 4k? I've heard that people do, so here ya go! www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZsf...
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Lee Presson and the Nails: Mysterious Mose (re-upload in 4k)
YouTube video by Lee Presson
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I must speak in defense of the crows from Dumbo. Yes, they're horrible stereotypes, I understand that. But they're also the smartest guys in the picture. Our hero is mute, his best friend is comic relief and everybody else in the movie is an idiot. The crows are the only ones who know the score.
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Movie premise: a wolf out on the prairie is shot by a hunter carrying an evil curse. The wolf is not killed, he's only wounded and he gets away. And every full moon he turns into a man. Just a naked man standing out on a rock in the middle of the night yelling "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!"
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Disney remakes: first they hire actors who can't sing, then they hire singers who can't act.
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ8P...
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Lee Presson & Leslie Presley: I Wish I Were In Love Again outtakes
YouTube video by Lee Presson
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I love John Williams but I must admit I like Danny Elfman just a little bit better. John Williams is one of the greatest film composers of all time, but he was never in a ska band.
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I'm the kind of guy who walks into a room and even though you didn't see me walk in, you're still going "what happened? Something weird just happened."
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWV1...
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Lee Presson and the Nails featuring Leslie Presley: I Wish I Were In Love Again
YouTube video by Lee Presson
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Today's the day we celebrate all the freedoms America used to represent.
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Someone asked Gremlins 2 director Joe Dante if the Key & Peele sketch was true. Joe said "every word of it."
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
If you are a member of our patreon page then not only have you already seen the video we're premiering next month, you've also seen hilarious outtakes from it! Or you can stay here scrolling through bluesky like a dweeb. www.patreon.com/leepresson
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
"If you want to learn about a civilization, study its media." - Frank Zappa
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I want to record an album called "What's With All These Goddamned Ukuleles?" I don't know what kind of album it would be or whether there would be a single ukulele on it.
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
The new LPN video drops next month but you can see it NOW if you're a member of our Patreon page! Please help me pay these guys! www.patreon.com/leepresson
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMqr...
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Lee Presson and the Nails: Rocky & Bullwinkle
YouTube video by Lee Presson
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
"By nature I'm an experimenter. To this day, I don't believe in sequels. I can't follow popular cycles. I have to move on to new things, there are many new worlds to conquer. As a matter of fact, people have been asking us to make sequels ever since Mickey Mouse first became a star." - Walt Disney
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
- What do we want? - No nazis! - When do we want it? - Honestly like 80 years ago, there was a whole big thing about it
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
The new GOP slogan (thank you, Joni Ernst.)
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
There's an old German proverb: when the going gets tough, hide in a bunker and shoot yourself.
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I'm always reminded of the Cranberries whenever I'm editing video and I have to, I have to, I have to let it render.
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
In 4k! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtfq...
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Lee Presson and the Nails: Beetlejuice (re-upload in 4k)
YouTube video by Lee Presson
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
The biggest issue is the continued misuse of disused tissues.
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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Ever notice that the 2 types of people who enjoy pipe organ music are the religiously devout & mad scientists with world domination plans?
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