Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 15/02/2026"I'm just one person, what can I do?" - 300 million people 041
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 17/01/2026There's an old German proverb: when the going gets tough, hide in a bunker and shoot yourself. 030
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 11/01/2026The only thing Greenland has that America needs is healthcare. 094
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Happy birthday to Richard Nixon, now only the second most corrupt president in American history. Congratulations on the downgrade, Dick.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a door with nixonfoundation.org written above himALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a door with nixonfoundation.org written above him 020
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 27/12/2025We've got one holiday left in the holiday season so welcome to the one week of the year when we can say "Happy Holidays" without someone getting their knickers in a twist. 020
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Slapping your name on someone else's memorial is, if you'll pardon the pun, monumentally tacky. 020
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Happy Boxing Day! Today's the day we all put on our boxing gloves and punch boxes. Or something. I don't know what Boxing Day is. 020
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 24/12/2025In 1957 Bobby Helms said "I'm gonna write the first rock n' roll Christmas song!" Then he sat down and wrote "Jingle Bell Rock," the single unrockingest song ever recorded. 030
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 17/12/2025www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJnk...youtube.comLee Presson and the Nails: Simon Smith and his Amazing Dancing Bear (re-upload in 4k)YouTube video by Lee Presson 041
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 11/12/2025What they don't tell you about the war on Christmas is that it's a defensive war. Christmas is clearly the aggressor here. They've already annexed Thanksgiving and Halloween is next if we don't remain vigilant. 090
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Has anyone ever attempted to take a test with a #3 pencil? What was the result? Were there arrests? Was an ambulance needed? Hazmat? 010
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 10/11/2025DEMS: We'll vote for a budget if you let sick people go to the doctor. GOP: Let us take doctors away from sick people or we're going to take food away from poor people. 021
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Canada elected a Prime Minister with a PhD in economics from Oxford. Mexico elected a president with a degree in physics and a PhD in energy engineering. America elected a TV show host. 46716
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Remember remember the fifth of November when life was slow and oh so mellow. 010
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 31/10/2025This is neat! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDOI...youtube.comKings & Queens of Halloween #15 Lee PressonYouTube video by Heather Drain 152
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Happy Halloween! www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R4A...youtube.comLee Presson and the Nails: Skeleton in the ClosetYouTube video by Lee Presson 041
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Los Angeles only has two weeks of winter. Not in a row, of course. Two or three days here, two or three days there... 000
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 11/10/2025"We built this machine to kill vampires, but it can also heal Superman!" 000
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 18/09/2025I've never understood the appeal of sandalwood. Subscribe for more philosophical insights! 010
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 15/09/2025"I've never wished violence on Charlie Kirk. Who do you think I am, Charlie Kirk?" - Frank Coniff 030
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 04/09/2025We're Gen X. We adapt to new technology like millennials but we'll still complain about it like Boomers. 032
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 30/08/2025The cast of Star Wars appears on The Muppet Show and they sing "When You Wish Upon a Star." This used to be three different companies. 010
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 07/08/2025The Gen Z/A kids are doing some great work on youtube but I got one word of advice: check your audio levels, kids! You put really quiet clips right next to really loud ones. Just go through shot by shot and make sure everything's even. Take a tip from a guy who mixes audio for a living. 010
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 27/07/2025The whole "Kubrick shot the moon landing" conspiracy is actually true but he was such a perfectionist that he insisted they shoot on location. 020
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Do you like 4k? I've heard that people do, so here ya go! www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZsf...youtube.comLee Presson and the Nails: Mysterious Mose (re-upload in 4k)YouTube video by Lee Presson 020
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 24/07/2025I must speak in defense of the crows from Dumbo. Yes, they're horrible stereotypes, I understand that. But they're also the smartest guys in the picture. Our hero is mute, his best friend is comic relief and everybody else in the movie is an idiot. The crows are the only ones who know the score. 060
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Movie premise: a wolf out on the prairie is shot by a hunter carrying an evil curse. The wolf is not killed, he's only wounded and he gets away. And every full moon he turns into a man. Just a naked man standing out on a rock in the middle of the night yelling "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" 040
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Disney remakes: first they hire actors who can't sing, then they hire singers who can't act. 020
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 17/07/2025www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ8P...youtube.comLee Presson & Leslie Presley: I Wish I Were In Love Again outtakesYouTube video by Lee Presson 131
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 14/07/2025I love John Williams but I must admit I like Danny Elfman just a little bit better. John Williams is one of the greatest film composers of all time, but he was never in a ska band. 2161
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 12/07/2025I'm the kind of guy who walks into a room and even though you didn't see me walk in, you're still going "what happened? Something weird just happened." 030
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 05/07/2025www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWV1...youtube.comLee Presson and the Nails featuring Leslie Presley: I Wish I Were In Love AgainYouTube video by Lee Presson 051
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Today's the day we celebrate all the freedoms America used to represent. 040
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Someone asked Gremlins 2 director Joe Dante if the Key & Peele sketch was true. Joe said "every word of it." 010
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 29/06/2025If you are a member of our patreon page then not only have you already seen the video we're premiering next month, you've also seen hilarious outtakes from it! Or you can stay here scrolling through bluesky like a dweeb. www.patreon.com/leepresson 010
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 27/06/2025"If you want to learn about a civilization, study its media." - Frank Zappa 050
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I want to record an album called "What's With All These Goddamned Ukuleles?" I don't know what kind of album it would be or whether there would be a single ukulele on it. 010
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 23/06/2025The new LPN video drops next month but you can see it NOW if you're a member of our Patreon page! Please help me pay these guys! www.patreon.com/leepresson 020
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 13/06/2025www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMqr...youtube.comLee Presson and the Nails: Rocky & BullwinkleYouTube video by Lee Presson 042
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 10/06/2025"By nature I'm an experimenter. To this day, I don't believe in sequels. I can't follow popular cycles. I have to move on to new things, there are many new worlds to conquer. As a matter of fact, people have been asking us to make sequels ever since Mickey Mouse first became a star." - Walt Disney 020
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 01/06/2025- What do we want? - No nazis! - When do we want it? - Honestly like 80 years ago, there was a whole big thing about it 091
Reposted by Lee PressonRandi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 30/05/2025The new GOP slogan (thank you, Joni Ernst.) 720171224718
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 30/05/2025There's an old German proverb: when the going gets tough, hide in a bunker and shoot yourself. 020
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 24/05/2025I'm always reminded of the Cranberries whenever I'm editing video and I have to, I have to, I have to let it render. 071
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 23/05/2025In 4k! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtfq...youtube.comLee Presson and the Nails: Beetlejuice (re-upload in 4k)YouTube video by Lee Presson 010
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 22/05/2025The biggest issue is the continued misuse of disused tissues. 010
Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Ever notice that the 2 types of people who enjoy pipe organ music are the religiously devout & mad scientists with world domination plans? 030