Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 11hDating men 10 years younger than me is cute until they say stupid shit like love what you do and never work ☺️ son that’s how they fucking get you, do what you need to do for a paycheck and gtfo 131
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 21happle let me text "exited to meet you." fuck I'm getting a razr 000
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Farmer’s carries? You mean walking a mile home from aldi’s 000
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In the fall/winter I open my enclosed porch to the feral cats and tonight they were waiting by my door to go in 😭 120
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026lol the hospital had to disable some of the ai note features because it was making erroneous claims about patient mobility in nursing charts that directly contradicted PT recs, which was impacting rehab placements 000
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I had to take an overflow thoracics case and dear god they come up extubated 100
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Always pucker a little when I cannulate a compressible vessel but the blood return looks sus 000
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026New cv surgeon banger just dropped: “well do you know how to fly a plane? you’d be less reactive” re: labile post op pressures 010
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026All I’m gonna say is if you’re despairing at the dating scene—as a woman—just lower your age range 001
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The help phone in the elevator just got a spam phone call for reverse mortgages 120
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Damn why are men only responding to a bikini pic and not my prompt about krillion 000
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My mom kept telling me her hummingbirds sit on a little swing in her yard and god dammit they do 000
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A federal duck stamp documentary where in the last ten minutes of the film, the hautman brothers mic up and take a seat 000
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I drop to my knees and thank god every day I never ever have a patient on wide open cbi in the cvicu 000
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I love my hospital provided insurance and going to my hospital’s urgent care to pay $650 for the privilege of being prescribed an antibiotic that gave me lowkey sjs 000
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Note to self: plaster the chart in references to the fem cannula being a high stick 000
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Pretty sure I crack up the girls at the plastic surgery office when I mention taking the bus there 000
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Marketing email from the therapy office when I haven’t even had coffee yet: do you ever miss who you used to be 000
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I know cremation makes the most rational sense, but watching someone walk away with my dead dog hit me with the most visceral pang of guilt I’ve ever felt in my life 011
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If you want to piss me off in slow motion call me for an iv, let me drag my ultrasound across the hospital, and then allow me to discover there is a working iv but you needed a second for q12 iron infusions 100
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Bro don’t post your wedding photos on feeld it’s just fucking sad 000
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It’s already 8p and I’m about to start washing my hair. This is my story 000
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026people are shitting themselves at hyrox competitions and continuing like they’re running a marathon. I am totally fine with ai killing us as long as it’s right now 010
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The coolest thing is knowing you can just not track protein and be fucking normal 020
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026know how I know I've made a significant cultural contribution on my unit? everyone now calls being scheduled every other day a dialysis schedule 100
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Walked down north from Sheffield back to wicker park bc the bus wait was long and I still haven’t seen a 72 100
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026it's been almost ten years since I lived in nyc so I finally unsubbed from union square wine emails 😞 011
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Love to email my manager and the response is “can I call you” sure I love off the record conversations with management that doesn’t scare me at all 010
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I've been off a week and I just liked an instagram picture that was posted 27 seconds ago 010
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026In truth she could have really nailed me for the simcraft addon in the background 001
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Get my sutures out today. Can’t wait to show my surgeon how I padded the interior of the ace wrap with a couple of panty liners because they skipped a fluff roll 000
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026kissed one of the strays on the head today. haha sucker 000
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026day 6 of my convalescence and I wrote out by hand all the in-game macros I need to make 000
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026proposal: stacking % power buff for every group content instance you complete without verbally abusing someone 000
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I thought the prickly thing bothering my leg was my suture but it was actually a chunk of grape stems I had been sitting on for an hour. this is why assessing your patients is important!! 010
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I pissed off my mom so now she’s taking it out on my brother in the gc for going to the ER with palpitations lol 100
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I had an ett in for less than two hours and my throat is still sore. Now I feel extra bad for my patients 210
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I don’t like any of this year’s hobonichi covers. I’M FREE 010
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I fear cunty “feed the birds” is never hitting mainstream 010
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026sitting at the bar on a date and could see from the corner of my eye the bartender's eyebrows go up into their scalp because I told my date "I don't fuck with that maha shit" yes yes it is about to get good sir 020
Colleen 🥲 @leenie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The good news is I don’t have hsv2. The bad news is penicillin nuked all my mucus membranes 🫠 110
