Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 26/04/2025I once witnessed a cat stop at the kerb and look both ways before crossing the road. Who knew cats were aware of the Green Cross Code? 🤷 070 7
Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 26/04/2025😬😉😆😆media.tenor.combugs bunny is crying in a black and white cartoon with a slinky around his neck .ALT: bugs bunny is crying in a black and white cartoon with a slinky around his neck . 130 3
Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Delicious in a Breville sandwich maker. Just don’t have it with ham & cheese and then another with cheese & onion or you’ll suffer from mixing-ma-toasties. 😬🥴😆😆 170 7
Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 25/04/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with the words david worren on the bottom rightALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words david worren on the bottom right 100 1
Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 18/04/2025All fairytales designed to manipulate the gullible into doing the powerful’s bidding. 000 0
Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Yep, that’s it. Face like a miserable Celine Dion 🐴😆😆 010 1
Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Lee.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is smiling while looking at the camera .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling while looking at the camera . 330 3
Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 24/03/2025My head.media.tenor.coma bald man with a beard is standing in front of a building and says bald is beautifulALT: a bald man with a beard is standing in front of a building and says bald is beautiful 030 3
Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Yes. It’s where the bread sits atop of it, otherwise I’d forget it was in there 030 3
Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Jean Claude Van Damme, Alan Shearer and Charlie Drake 010 1
Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 24/02/2025I’d actually been to Greggs, Costa and Starbucks are overpriced and taste awful 🥴 110 1
Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Receiving my new Ray-Bans through the post after my old ones were claimed by someone who looks even better than me wearing them 😎 010 1
Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 22/02/2025media.tenor.comelvis presley is dancing in a black and white photo with a group of men playing drums and guitars .ALT: elvis presley is dancing in a black and white photo with a group of men playing drums and guitars . 100 1
Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 22/02/2025media.tenor.comelvis presley is wearing a purple jacket and smiling for the camera .ALT: elvis presley is wearing a purple jacket and smiling for the camera . 100 1
Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Hear my knees clicking and cracking every time I stand up. 010 1
Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Good morning 😁 12° C out there at the moment. Might have to put shorts on 🥵media.tenor.coma man wearing shorts and a david bowie shirt is walking down a sidewalkALT: a man wearing shorts and a david bowie shirt is walking down a sidewalk 110 1
Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Not great, after a few minutes I had to use the chair to have a sit down 🥵 020 2
Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 06/02/2025There was a dildo called Dave, His political career he tried to save’ He called a referendum, Which screwed us all in the bum, So he put his Willy in a pig at a rave.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is surrounded by a group of young menALT: a man in a suit and tie is surrounded by a group of young men 250 5
Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Yes, but they started going to a different dogging site, so I couldn’t watch them anymore. 130 3
Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 25/01/2025The huge star at the centre of our solar system is great. The rag “newspaper” is not fit to wipe my arse with. 060 6
Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Acting like a shepherd on a mission and getting the flock out of here. 130 3