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Lee Montgomery

@leemonty.bsky.social
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Old enough to know better, stupid enough to do it anyway. 🍻cheers

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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I once witnessed a cat stop at the kerb and look both ways before crossing the road. Who knew cats were aware of the Green Cross Code? 🤷
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
😬😉😆😆
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Delicious in a Breville sandwich maker. Just don’t have it with ham & cheese and then another with cheese & onion or you’ll suffer from mixing-ma-toasties. 😬🥴😆😆
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Wabbit.
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Just the once though.
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
All fairytales designed to manipulate the gullible into doing the powerful’s bidding.
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Yep, that’s it. Face like a miserable Celine Dion 🐴😆😆
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
😜
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Lee.
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
My head.
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a bald man with a beard is standing in front of a building and says bald is beautiful
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Yes. It’s where the bread sits atop of it, otherwise I’d forget it was in there
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
24/7 open
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Just
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Jean Claude Van Damme, Alan Shearer and Charlie Drake
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Good Omens
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Monty’s Marvellous Motors
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Good morning 😁 It’s Friday and payday 😜
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I’d actually been to Greggs, Costa and Starbucks are overpriced and taste awful 🥴
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Receiving my new Ray-Bans through the post after my old ones were claimed by someone who looks even better than me wearing them 😎
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Baltic.
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
No, but he did say elo 😬
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
It’s Starbucks secret ingredient 🤷🥴😂
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Good morning 😁
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Ostentatious
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
All Shook Up
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Hear my knees clicking and cracking every time I stand up.
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Good morning 😁
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Good morning 😁 12° C out there at the moment. Might have to put shorts on 🥵
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Morning Gail 😁
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Good morning 😁
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Duvet day
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Morning babe 😉😘
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Offal
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Post Peter Kay pints 🍻
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Not great, after a few minutes I had to use the chair to have a sit down 🥵
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Good morning 😁
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
There was a dildo called Dave, His political career he tried to save’ He called a referendum, Which screwed us all in the bum, So he put his Willy in a pig at a rave.
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
🍆
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
😬🤣😆
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Yes, but they started going to a different dogging site, so I couldn’t watch them anymore.
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
T O M A A A A A T O
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
The huge star at the centre of our solar system is great. The rag “newspaper” is not fit to wipe my arse with.
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Acting like a shepherd on a mission and getting the flock out of here.
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
A fake Slovakian accent.
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
😂😂😂
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Bananarama
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Lee Montgomery @leemonty.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Dibber.
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