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Donald Trump called Cornell University a “fine school.” He hasn’t been this impressed by sexual assault allegations since he looked in a mirror.

Donald Trump cursed out TIME Magazine for asking if Mitch McConnell should resign. In Trump’s defense, Mitch’s body refuses to resign, even though his brain already did.

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RFK Jr. said AI is “better-informed than any doctor in the country.” Which makes sense, AI has never prescribed eating things you find on the highway.

Lee Mays @leemays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Christa Pike, the first death row inmate in Tennessee in over 200 years, survived two lethal injections. Doctors say she must have the same veins as Mitch McConnell.

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Pete Hegseth has announced that he’s establishing the “Office of Religious Affairs.” He’s already rewritten the Lord’s Prayer: “Give us this day our daily bourbon.’”

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Lee Mays @leemays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Diddy allegedly has a “pampered” life in prison that includes massages, Hennessy, and inmates doing his chores, and that’s not bad enough, Cornell University just named a building after him.

Lee Mays @leemays.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Kristi Noem has officially filed for divorce from her husband. She knew the marriage couldn’t be saved when she realized his fake boobs were better than her real ones.

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Lee Mays @leemays.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Republicans are calling for a boycott of the NFL after a mariachi band played the National Anthem during Monday Night Football. They’re demanding the NFL go back to traditional American music, like Kid Rock sampling someone more talented.

Lee Mays @leemays.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One of the “Cornell 7” fraternity members lost his job at a bank. The good news is he qualifies for a high ranking position in the Trump administration.

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Lee Mays @leemays.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The United States Air Force announced it’s updating its data systems to “align” with Christianity. Airmen are now praying Pete Hegseth quits drinking.

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Lee Mays @leemays.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Nicki Minaj said all young people must vote Republican during the midterms, because nothing says “voice of the youth” like a 43-year-old millionaire who’s basically the cool aunt showing up at prom and demanding everyone listen to her mixtape.

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Lee Mays @leemays.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Donald Trump and Xi Jinping have come to an agreement to let Trump borrow some of the underage girls that work in some of China’s Nike factories.

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Lee Mays @leemays.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Donald Trump called Barack Obama’s claim that “if you put women in charge of every government for two years, things would be better” ridiculous. Trump added, “It would work if the women were under 18.”

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Lee Mays @leemays.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Kash Patel’s favorite Iron Maiden album is “Number of the Beastiality.”

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Lee Mays @leemays.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Mitch McConnell is being trotted out like that dead mouse the cat brings you as a “gift.”

Lee Mays @leemays.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

RFK Jr. has launched an investigation into health risks from phone and WiFi frequencies. He also plans to investigate whether Bluetooth causes autism in AirPods.

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Lee Mays @leemays.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ed Sheeran’s shows at Robert Kraft’s Gillette Stadium have been cancelled. At this point, Ed’s tour has more withdrawals than a rehab clinic.

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Lee Mays @leemays.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Donald Trump seemingly dozed off again during Xi JinPing’s speech at the White House. Trump hasn’t lost interest that quickly since someone turned 18.

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Lee Mays @leemays.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Mitch McConnell was reportedly absent from an event where he was set to be honored as a featured guest. Unfortunately, he was being kept in a freezer for preservation.

Lee Mays @leemays.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Donald Trump winced during a U.S. military flyover while standing next to Chinese leader Xi Jinping. Apparently, Natalie Harp was a little too aggressive wiping Trump’s ass.

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Lee Mays @leemays.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This year’s hottest Halloween costume will be Mitch McConnell. You don’t even have to say “trick or treat”, just stare straight ahead for 12 seconds, smile, and give the peace sign.

Lee Mays @leemays.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Harvey Weinstein has been sentenced to 15 years in prison for a 2006 sexual assault after a retrial in New York City. Weinstein plans to appeal—which is ironic, because ‘appealing’ has never been a word associated with Harvey Weinstein.

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The Trump administration will be testing drinking water for traces of abortion pills, which explains why RFK Jr. has been drinking exclusively from the toilet.

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The Patriots Day Freedom Fest, headlined by Kid Rock in Morning View, Kentucky, has been cancelled after selling only six VIP tickets. There’ve been bigger crowds in Kentucky gathered around a broken-down four-wheeler.

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More people are buying tickets to Ed Sheeran concerts than watching Trump TV.

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Lee Mays @leemays.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The White House has launched a streaming service called “Trump TV.” Unfortunately, every show is rated TV-14, Trump’s preferred age range.

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JD Vance “mistakenly” called the far-left the “fart left.” He meant the far-left, but apparently his mouth took a hard right into the couch.

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Lee Mays @leemays.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Natalie Harp reportedly prompted Donald Trump's White House ban of CNN, MS NOW and Politico.. Apparently, she’s not just wiping Trump’s ass, she’s wiping his press list too.

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Lee Mays @leemays.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

WWE wrestler Logan Paul and his brother, social media influencer and boxer Jake Paul , went to the Pentagon to meet and talk to the troops. Apparently, the Pentagon wanted to demonstrate a threat worse than the Iran war and Pete Hegseth’s alcoholism.

Lee Mays @leemays.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Lauren Boebert reportedly had a threesome with Matt Gaetz and one of her female staffers. If true, Gaetz must’ve been drunk, he doesn’t sleep with anyone over 18.

Lee Mays @leemays.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Donald Trump said he is creating an “AI force.” Unfortunately, he thinks “AI” stands for “adolescent interns.”

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Lee Mays @leemays.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Lauren Boebert reportedly had affairs with three staff members, two of them women. Finally, Lauren Boebert is experimenting with DEI.

Lee Mays @leemays.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The Pentagon is going to start screening for morning erections as part of low testosterone testing. Donald Trump’s sons already got a deferment for hereditary boner spurs.

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Lee Mays @leemays.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Donald Trump said he’s banning CNN, MS NOW and Politico from the White House. But ,he’s welcoming Nickelodeon, Teen Vogue and Seventeen.