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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This isn't nearly as embarrassing as it should be; I left off my high school hair metal phase which would have had Jon Bon Jovi's soundtrack for Young Guns II 😳

My 9 Albums: The sound that made me
Rid of Me, PJ Harvey
Exile in Guyville, Liz Phair
New Adventures in Hi-Fi, R.E.M.
Te Deum, Arvo Pärt
Long Gone Daddy, Hank Williams
Van Lear Rose, Loretta Lynn
Off the Deep End, Weird Al
She's So Unusual, Cyndi Lauper
Heavy Jelly, Soft Play

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Current greyhound shown not choosing violence

Grey greyhound on her back on a couch, tongue hanging out

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

YES, there are so many good surreal ones now. Also some straightforward and very specific ones like this one I own!

Bumper sticker that says My Sighthound and I say: "Fuck ICE!" with a picture of a barking sighthound

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Well played, Bluesky Trending menu writers. This confused me so much I clicked! ("Is there a site for all Donalds and now they've gotten rid of Trump because he's tainted the name???")

Trending menu:
1. RNLI boat damage incident
2. Disney reboots Darkwing Duck
3. Donalds strips Trump from website (highlighted)
4. Alleged FBI data breach
5. Ella Langley song breaks chart record

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I took summer school the year before 7th grade which means I was ELEVEN YEARS OLD when this book about the aftermath of nuclear war was assigned. I could not read it, but I did flip through to see a description of someone's skin turning black from stolen radioactive jewelry.

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Seriously though, both of mine have been more into dangling their head off things. My theory is that they like the head rush.

Beautimous black and white greyhound is lying on a couch with her head draped onto a step next to it

Grey greyhound is on a dog bed all except her head which is on the floor

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

hmmm weird no, mine is not like that 👀

A flat grey greyhound is lying on a rug with her head partway under the quilt on a chair.

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Hit the transportation trifecta today at the Locks: from the boat infrastructure, watch the planes take the train. #seattletransit

View from the Ballard Locks shows two aqua-colored plane bodies on a train crossing the railroad bridge over the ship canal.

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I saw this when looking at the fire status in OR the other day and was like "look... at some point you're just asking for it."

Map of Egypt and Second Flat fires and the nearby town... "Burns"

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I have a new rescue greyhound and she does NOT care that the Blue Angels are flying overhead.

A gray greyhound lying sprawled on a dog bed with, of course, her head off on the floor, appearing nigh comatose.

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Hey friends, so it turned out that while the hound I was fostering was cute, she was also young and full of too many beans for me. I have now adopted this precious blue 4-yr-old. As you can see she's having a hard time settling in. #greyhoundsofbluesky #houndsky

Beautifully roaching gray greyhound on a dog bed

A gray greyhound is snoozing pressed between someone's leg and the back of a couch. Her tongue is derpily sticking out.

A gray greyhound is roaching against the back of a couch while a hand pets her head.

A gray greyhound is snoozing on her back with her head pressed up against a Macbook

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Yeah no thanks, I think I'm good

Screenshot of post with "Translate" link circled

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Haha I think this could also apply to my other post you liked.

"Vaccinated" comment plus Ian saying "Not enough apparently!"

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Then I had to add adobo and sazón but it all worked out.

Same spice shelves but with adobo and sazón bottles waiting to get slotted in.

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I alphabetized my spices last year and it makes me so happpppyyyyy

Somebody installed wall shelves and alphabetized their spices like a motherfuckin' freak

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

What do we think of the name Stevie for this highly probable foster fail?

Black greyhound with a teeny bit of white on her snoot is peacefully napping on a couch

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I made a hailman and nominate it as Seattle's newest cryptid. #hailman #hail #seattle

A teeny tiny snowman made out of mushed-together hail and full of fir detritus

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Fix a headline by removing the last word

Headline from APnews.com "Republican leaders in Congress announce plan to ending Homeland Security shutdown"

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Hahaha my actual unfiltered feed!

long line of Geno-related posts from Megan Corcoran, Marc Auerbach, Crystal Fincher, me, and Ian Hernandez

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

YES I am dogsitting this horse

A super-snoozy black greyhound is sprawled against a human on a couch

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Only lockscreen image I've ever had--taken standing inside the incredible wooden Wawona sculpture at @mohaiseattle.bsky.social

iPhone lockscreen with an image of a mysterious dark brown triangular room with light at the end

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Hey quick notice I lost my beloved girl Eleanor on Friday. Sudden pain/discomfort/lack of mobility, possible advancement of cancer, meds could not make her comfortable. Will love her forever. 💔 Her auntie took this pic of us together after her amputation in June.

Lady with short blond hair sitting on the floor gazing into the eyes of the most beautiful black and white greyhound who's gazing back. It looks like true love. Hound is all bandaged up from recent surgery.

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

The hound is giving post-Thanksgiving vibes for sure. #houndsky #tripods

A b/w greyhound is snoozing on someone's leg with her mouth open and her eyes partly open so you can see her gross pink inner eyelid

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Since you are apparently considering a dog I must make my usual pitch for the greyhound, the most perfect of all dogs. Here is my tripod snoozing!

Li'l ball of snoozing b/w greyhound on a couch

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

No, but I paid $240 to discover that my dog had NOT eaten the missing chip from a rusty razor blade. (They made sure they would be able to see the chip by taking a test x-ray with the razor blade under the dog!)

X-ray of a dog torso with a razor blade visible in the stomach region

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Agree on your greyhound identifiers... def. half-muppet half-shark, def. unemployed. Clearly HORSE (although also describable as a lump!) All greyhounds should get the pseudo-tremble qualifier: only lose their shit about minor things. This one's super stoic about missing leg.

White-bellied tripod greyhound roaching on a couch

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Amazing to have such an array of progressive women to vote for! Headed over to the drop box now.

Seattle ballot with Katie Wilson for mayor, Erika Evans for city attorney, Alexis Mercedes Rinck for city council position 8, and Dionne Foster for city council position 9 selected.

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

This lil tripod is also very cozy! She is more snuggly now that it's getting chilly in Seattle.

Black and white hound with a missing back leg tucking her lil head into a soft plaid blanket

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

You think that's scary... what about the nervous system skeletons??? (A friend posted a picture of unknown provenance claiming to show the human nervous system... but for no reason it has a skull and appears to be in Old-West-gun-duel posture. I love it, it is my new cryptid friend)

A highly improbable image of the human nervous system

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Alternately get a cat in the form of a former racing dog

Curled-up ball of black-and-white greyhound snoozin

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Heeeeeyooo guess what little girl had a CLEAN 4-month post-amputation chest x-ray??? This one right here! #osteosarcoma #houndsky

A black-and-white greyhound with her eyes shut in the bright sun is getting smooched on the head by a lady with sunglasses and short blonde hair

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

This is Eleanor, she's three months post-amputation and doing amazing, posing with a copy of the 2026 Celebrating Greyhounds calendar in which she's featured!

A black-and-white greyhound with a missing back leg poses with a calendar showing her running free across Cannon Beach in OR

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

I would like to nominate my hard-luck hound, three months out from an amputation. She has just the kind of sob story a Dog Mayor needs!

A black-and-white tripod greyhound lying on a dog bed in a backyard lit by apocalyptic wildfire-smoke afternoon sunshine

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Post if your hound is "helping" you watch baseball

A black and white greyhound with no rear right leg is lying on a couch staring into space

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

An MRI (?) or some other scan of a skull with a rod going through the mouth and then through the spine labeled "Spinal Cord Injury: Harpoon to the spine through the face"

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Lauren Mahon @leekvs.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

My talented tripod greyhound has learned to use her remaining hind leg to scratch one ear. (I have to pay attention to when she sits on the other side and tilts the other way and looks confused, which means I need to step in and scratch the other.) #tripods #houndsky

A black-and-white greyhound uses her one back leg to scratch an ear by propping herself on her front legs. You can sort of see her tiny teefs as she tilts her head up happily.

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