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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner

@leekingmemory.bsky.social
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35, Leftist, He/They, Wheel of Time, Stormlight, Magic the Gathering, ATLA, ADHD, Jeskai, Blue Ajah, Windrunner

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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fuck you Justice Alito. My faith as a UCC/ELCA/Methodist is that it is religious freedom for queer couples to get married and for queer people to be ordained. What about all the leftist and liberal religious groups and their beliefs, you ignorant fuckwad?
Justice Alito and Roberts, looking like absolute shitheads.
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AI CEOs are literally one step from just saying this
A cartoon of a man in a torn suit sitting around a campfire with three children.

He says “Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders.”
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me discovering the Horus Heresy and having to explain it to my friends or I will explode:
A very dramatic looking news font with the Caduceus staff (universal symbol for medicine) on the right side.

It reads: "AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT" in giant bold letters.
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Quote with #AltText Microsoft firing people while recording record profits and patenting systems to force advertising in games and literally pausing games is horrendous. Everything is nearing a breaking point.
The circular dark green XBOX logo on a black background with a dark green glow underneath it
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Quote with #AltText We just reinvented cable but worse. More people will likely sail the high seas, because piracy is a service and access issue, not a monetary one for most people.
The logo for Disney Plus on a blue background
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me to Jace right now:
A chibi version of an Adepta Sororitas sister of battle from Warhammer 40K. She holds a book titled "Purging 101" and says "Pretty sure that's Heresy".
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Show me your favorite Planeswalker card. Sun’s Champion has my heart and soul. Elspeth is the character that got me back into the game, her design visually and mechanically is so distinct and evocative. And I am always to cast this when I have 6 mana.
Elspeth, Sun's Champion
{4}{W}{W}
Legendary Planeswalker — Elspeth
+1: Create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
−3: Destroy all creatures with power 4 or greater.
−7: You get an emblem with “Creatures you control get +2/+2 and have flying.”
Loyalty: 4
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mat Cauthon, he knows what he did. But he does leave without a bouncer.
Send me anonymous messages!

Fantasy innkeeper 2
Who did you kick out last week, why, and who's your bouncer?
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I want to run the Winespring Inn in Wheel of Time and just treat the Two Rivers folk
Screenshot from NGL

Ask me anonymous questions!

You're a fantasy innkeeper. What story are you in and who are your favorite hero customers?
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My dog and planning a hobby night with my D&D group to paint minis
Screenshot from NGL.

Send me anonymous messages!

What is bringing you joy today?
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Alison Luhrs anytime she returns to write for Magic:
Mordin Solus from Mass Effect, a Salarian. The most stereotypical alien race in Mass Effect, a scarred face with deep black eyes. He’s surrounded by flames.

He says “Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.”
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
With Alt text. Jace trying to be worse than the Emperor in 40K and Urza combined: I sleep. Jace erasing Jiang Yanggu's dog, Mowu: Jiang Wick time. Don't mess with dogs Jace. #MTGFRA
Jiang Yanggu, Alone 4{R}

Legendary Creature - Human Berserker Menace (This creature can't be blocked except
by two or more creatures.) 

Whenever a creature you control attacks a player alone, discard a card, then draw a card. Then put a +1/+1 counter on that creature for each card you've discarded this turn.


His best friend was gone. Someone had to pay.
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Grey Knights vs Custodes #MTGFRA
Two magic the gathering cards from the upcoming Reality Fracture. 

Karn, Argent Defender - 2 Colorless for 1/3 Legendary Golem with the text "Artifacts and creatures entering don't cause abilities to trigger".

The art is a metallic golem in silver plating looking to the left, on jagged spires.

The card on the right is "Karn, Gilded Guardian" it is 2/W, 2/U, 2/B, 2/R, 2/G for a 5/5 Golem with Vigilance and Trample. It reads "When Karn enters, draw a card for each color among other artifacts you control."

The art features a golem wrapped in gold plate, a billowing red cloak, as he holds a gold scepter and sits perched on a small ball.
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
May it Be or Nessun Dorma
Send me anonymous messages!

You're a mermaid: what's your song?
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don’t know who you are. But I’d be lying if I said I didn’t at least contemplate a crush from BlueSky.
Send me anonymous messages !

Do you have a crush on me? 👉🏽👈🏽
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
No. Haven’t been in that many relationships in general. But never cheat.
NGL Question:

ever cheated? no lying
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
IRL, someone I met in a D&D game 12 years ago, we do improv together, and still play D&D and Warhammer.
A screenshot from NGL.

Send me anonymous messages!

Question is:

Who do you consider your best friends?
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My forever card.
Elspeth, Sun's Champion

{4}{W}{W}

Legendary Planeswalker — Elspeth

+1: Create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. (Old rules text replaces “Create” with “Put three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens onto the battlefield”)

−3: Destroy all creatures with power 4 or greater.

−7: You get an emblem with “Creatures you control get +2/+2 and have flying.”
Loyalty: 4
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Instead of that, I recommend you go to your local library and ask for recommendations on new movies. Or scour the Criterion Closet videos for an actor, musician, or director you like and go with some of their picks. You'll expand your taste and understand influences better.
An image of Doctor Doom from Avengers Doomsday. He is framed in green, and his gauntleted hand reaches for his mask.
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It reminds me of Brandon Sanderson’s essay on why he writes. He’s not writing for everyone. He’s writing so he can understand and process the world, and also so someone who feels outside, can find a home in his books, if nowhere else. www.brandonsanderson.com/blogs/blog/o...
This is why I write. To understand. To make people feel seen. I type away, hoping some lonely reader out there, left on a curb, will pick up one of my books. And in so doing learn that even if there is no place for them elsewhere, I will make one for them between these pages.
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Quote with Alt. Also. I just. What. All C suite executives should be required to get a second degree in one of the humanities before getting promoted to the C suite. FFS.
The black and white Atari logo from the 1980s.

Featuring two curved lines and a straight line on the center, forming a weird space ship triangle shape.

Underneath is the word Atari
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Obvious and unambiguous abuser in the title role aside... A Christmas Carol literally shows us Scrooge's past. Who asked for this? A Muppet Christmas Carol already exists and is better. And this tagline is meaningless. His name is Ebenezer Scrooge. He always was Ebenezer.
A poster for the new movie, Ebenezer. It shows a picture of Johnny Depp in a Top Hat. The top line reads Johnny Depp.

The tagline reads "Before he was Scrooge he was...Ebenezer"

The title of the movie in bold red letters finishes the sentence with Ebenezer.

Only in theaters Thanksgiving.
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Waking up to Lindsey Graham...
An anthropomorphic version of Death, the hooded skeleton figure at a claw machine. 

He says, "At long last, Mitch McCo--- WAIT, WHAT?"
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"I spoke to Mitch McConnell" reminds me of...
A photoshopped screenshot from Brooklyn 99. 

The first frame is a picture of Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell on a large poster you'd see at a conference. It says "I'm happy healthy and a live" - Mitch McConnel

The second frame, Jake Peralta, played by Andy Samberg dressed in a striped button up, glasses, and a "Nutri Boom" hat says "Oh, Mitch dead".

The third frame, Charles Boyle, played by Joe Lo Truglio, dressed in a bright green polo says "Mitch real dead".
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I'm ready.
The Magic the Gathering Card:

Horseshoe Crab
{2}{U}
Creature — Crab
{U}: Untap this creature.
In the final days before the disaster, all the crabs on Tolaria migrated from inlets, streams, and ponds back to the sea. No one took note.
1/3The Magic the Gathering Card:

Cryptolith Rite
{1}{G}
Enchantment
Creatures you control have “{T}: Add one mana of any color.”
The chant was incomprehensible, but its power was unmistakable.
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Ursula K LeGuin was spot on with the commodification of fantasy. I'm so tired.
An image of Emperor Palpatine as a video game character. He has an assault rifle in his hands, and a the background is a red outline of the Death Star with blue Silhouettes of three X-Wing fighters approaching it.Commodified fantasy takes no risks: it invents nothing, but imitates and trivializes. It proceeds by depriving the old stories of their intellectual and ethical complexity, turning their action to violence, their actors to dolls, and their truth- telling to sentimental platitude. Heroes brandish their swords, lasers, wands, as mechanically as combine harvesters, reaping profits. Profoundly disturbing moral choices are sanitized, made cute, made safe. The passionately conceived ideas of the great story-tellers are copied, stereotyped, reduced to toys, molded in bright-colored plastic, advertised, sold, broken, junked, replaceable, interchangeable.
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Quote with Alt text. Comparing AI to the loss of walkable cities and safe neighborhoods for children to play in because of cars is not the argument Huang thinks it is.
TECHNOLOGY AP Exclusive: Nvidia's Jensen Huang says society needs 'new social
norms' in the age of Al
Jensen Huang, president and CEO of Nvidia, listens during an interview before a groundbreaking ceremony for an expansion of Cohere(read more button listed)
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Besides the steal of getting Dragon Reborn for that price... If you know why a Wheel of Time book next to a book about John Glenn is something I had to take a picture of, you’re cool. #WheelOfTime
A picture of paperback copies of The Dragon Reborn next to copies of John Glenn: A Memoir on a sale rack at Dollar General. Both books have 3 dollar stickers on them
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
A photoshopped image from an early copy of "Das Capital" by Karl Marx. The page has been photoshopped to read:

"I fucking warned you dude. I told you bro

A CRITICAL ANALYSIS OF CAPITALIST PRODUCTION

By Karl Marx

Translated from the Third German Edition, By Samuel Moore and Edward Aveling

And edited by Frederick Engels

Vol. I."
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
When it comes to fantasy settings like D&D or Age of Sigmar, I'm a fan of angels over demons. But it seems like so many are the opposite. Both are cool.
The "I Like This" meme from Top Car. 

In both panels are a red Ford sedan, a white Volkswagen sedan, a man in a red cardigan, and a man in a white rolled up button up shirt.

The top panel has a man in a red cardigan say "This is brilliant", pointing to a red car. The man is labeled "Fantasy Games" and the car is labeled "Demons".

In the second panel, the man in the white button up gestures to the white car and says "but I like this". The car is labeled "Angels".
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
A Sister of Battle from Warhammer 40k, a woman with short white hair in black armor with gold trim. She has a fleur de lis tattooed on her cheek, her cauldron is decorated with a sword surrounded by angel wings in white.

She says "ewwww. That's definitely heresy."
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
With alt text. The Loony Toons opera episode, while great in many ways, impacted the public perception of opera as a medium in ways that as an opera fan, I’m not fond of. Phantom of the Opera, while great as well, also slots in this category.
An image of Bugs Bunny, the classic cartoon grey and white bunny.

He glances to the left and holds folded paper in his gloved hands.
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
“What if 40K, but gay” isn’t quite the pitch, because:
A tweet from before Elon bought the platform by elessar42 that reads:

“I love that 40K fans pretend that Adepta Sororitas are celibate when every single Sororitas Order consists of the most nightmarishly complex lesbian polycule you’ve ever seen in your life.”

Their profile picture is key art for Yndrasta, the Celestial Spear, an angelic woman descending on a horde of monsters from Age of Sigmar . Yndrasta was a lesbian or bisexual before her death and reforging by Sigmar into her angelic hunter. Now, she shows traits of an aromatic asexual woman.
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
With Alt Text. You had me at Ryan Coogler.
Two images side by side.

On the left is Gillian Anderson in the X files.

On the right is the original logo for the X Files in green.
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
NVIDIA literally doing the meme.
Principal Skinner from the Simpsons.

He asks, “Am I out of touch?”

He then lets fits his head and says “no, it’s the gamers who are wrong.”
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
A stick figure comic.

First panel is a figure on the outside, and a circle on the left of him

Second panel, someone pops out and gives a thumbs up.

Third panel is a figure on the outside of the circle again
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
With Alt Text. Books, plays, and poetry have this thing called subtext. Whatever this “tool” would do would lose all that.
A Reddit ad for Magibook. It reads: 

Turn HARD books into EAST books with Magibook! Maximize your reading potential and avoid difficult language today.

A graphic shows a quote from the Great Gatsby with the book cover that features the white car from the book. On the left is the opening lines as they appear, “ in my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I’ve been turning over in my mind ever since.” 

An arrow draws to the “easy quote” that reads, “ when I was young. My dad told me something I still think about.”
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
With Alt Text because it’s clear WOTC doesn’t need HP, and the subtext to me reads “we aren’t going anywhere near HP”.
A comment from the WOTC community team on the Magic subreddit asking a question about a Harry Potter crossover. The comment reads:

The Magic Multiverse has its own school of Magic at Strixhaven with plenty of secrets still to explore. Our Universes Beyond Roadmap currently doesn’t have us visiting any others.
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
It's first strike day, and I know she doesn't grant first strike. But she is a slayer of storms... Stay warm, stay safe, stay strong, love your neighbors. Fuck ice.
A Magic the Gathering card (rules text below). Art features an angelic woman with glowing eyes in shining plate armor, her wings outstretched. She raises a sword above her, it glowing with a faint white yellow light, lightning crackles from the sword.

Elspeth, Storm Slayer

{3}{W}{W}

Legendary Planeswalker — Elspeth

If one or more tokens would be created under your control, twice that many of those tokens are created instead.

+1: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

0: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain flying until your next turn.

−3: Destroy target creature an opponent controls with mana value 3 or greater.

Loyalty: 5
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Kathleen Kennedy stepping down from Lucasfilm is giving some on Reddit a fuckton of new copium supply. @clarissadelune.bsky.social I need someone else to laugh at this much copium with.
A Reddit comment that reads “Filoni will retcon the sequel trilogy with a quality one.”
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
#WheelOfTime
DW from Arthur. A cartoon aardvark in a white shirt with a pink overall dress.

The first frame is her standing at a door with a yellow sign that reads “danger”.

The second frame is pulled back, DW is labeled “Elayne” and she says “that sign won’t stop me because MIN’S VISION”.
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Repost with alt text. Use #AltText. You could not pay me enough money for me to come close to that game. And even though it’s free, JKR would still get money because of how Epic does their “free deals”.
A screenshot of the Free Games from the Epic Games Store.

On the left is the cover art for Hogwarts Legacy with a banner reading “free now” at the bottom, on the right, a purple wrapped box with a green crossed Christmas bow and a banner reading mystery box.
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Always reminded of this Simpsons moment.
Two screenshots from the Simpsons on top of each other in one image.

The top is a picture of the Republican National Convention, people are cheering, and two on a podium have their arms raised in celebration, and there are banners that read "WE want what's worst for everyone" and "We're just plain evil".

The bottom is a picture from the Democrat National Convention with people despondent and angry. A single gray haired man in a suit stands at a podium, frowning. Two banners read "We hate life and ourselves" and "We can't govern".
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
There.
An altered Magic card:

Narset, Enlightened Master.

She is altered to look like a full art Korra, a young woman modeled after Inuit tribes who is bending water and fire. Behind her is the motif of a white lotus, artistically drawn.
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Let's look at a card like Indoraptor, the Perfect Hybrid. As it stands cards like Doom Blade cannot target it. But with the proposed rules change to Hybrid Mana, how would that work? If you run indoraptor in a Naya Dino deck, is it no longer Jund color identity?
ndoraptor, the Perfect Hybrid
{1}{B/G}{R}
Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Mutant
Bloodthirst X (This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the damage dealt to your opponents this turn.)
Menace
Enrage — Whenever Indoraptor is dealt damage, choose an opponent at random. Indoraptor deals damage equal to its power to that player unless they sacrifice a nontoken creature of their choice.
3/1Doom Blade
{1}{B}
Instant
Destroy target nonblack creature.

"The void is without substance but cuts like steel"
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_ful... For reference. It's DISGUSTING.
A screenshot from the official department of homeland security FaceBook. 

It is a screenshot from Halo: Combat evolved. A caption reads: "Destroy the flood. JOIN. ICE. GOV". A single description from the poster reads above it, "finishing this fight", a reference to a quote from halo 2.
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Me every time I finish the series:
A screenshot from Futurama, the final episode of the Comedy Central run. An elderly Fry, skin wrinkling and spots on his forehead from age, with cream color hair wearing his characteristic red jacket and white t-shirt and elderly Leela with gray hair, and skin wrinkles wearing her characteristic tank top look into each other's eyes lovingly. Fry says, "what you say? Wanna go around again?"
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Whoever chose to put these two cards together in the promo knew EXACTLY what side of shipping wars they were choosing. Tagging @clarissadelune.bsky.social just for enjoyment. #MTGxATLA #AltText #ATLA
Two cards from the upcoming avatar the last Airbender magic the Gathering crossover set.

On the left is:
 "Katara, Water Tribe's Hope." 
 2WUU, is a 3/3 human warrior ally. 

It has vigilance. 

"When Katara Enters, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token.

Waterbed X: Creatures you control have base power and toughness X/X until end of turn. X can't be 0. Activate only during your turn."

The art is of Katara closing her eyes surrounded by waves.

On the right is "Fire Lord Zuko". It casts for RWB. It's a 2/4 human noble ally. This particular art of Fire Lord Zuko has no rules text, and features a silhouette of Zuko doing a fire kick in front of the insignia for the Fire Nation.
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Still feeling spicy about the Secret Lair crashing the website, predictably. So here's a meme: #MTGSecretLair
Three Panels of Dr. Manhattan, a blue man with a symbol of a hydrogen atom on his forehead, on Mars from the Comic Watchmen.

The first panel has him look up, and it reads: "It is June 2025. The Final Fantasy Secret Lair crashes the Secret Lair Website. WOTC says they investigate the cause."

The second panel is him in the middle distance and it reads, "It is July 2025. The Sonic Secret Lair crashes the Secret Lair Website. WOTC says they investigate the cause."

The third panel is him sitting on a rock, and it reads, "It is November, 2025. The Avatar Secret Lair crashes the Secret Lair Website. WOTC says they will investigate the cause."
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Bashere, Stormcast Jeskai Windrunner @leekingmemory.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
#MassEffect
An orange cat in a suit, seated at a table like a person preparing for the day, they read the newspaper and have a cup of coffee near by.

The caption reads, “I should play Mass Effect again”.
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