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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 46m

I feel like this should be a 1/100

I fake film made but a game, called Blood of the Covenant starring David Bowie, Elisha Cuthbert James Woods and Jesse Eisenberg.

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 28/09/2026

My investment provider likes to pretend I throw loose change at them rather than transferring money via direct debit

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 23/09/2026

So... on the street. Fantastic

A screenshot of part of a message from Amazon: "Delivered today. Your package was left near the front door or porch".

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 23/09/2026

Ah, good. Alex Scott *is* Bournemouth's best player... now to read about the *next* best player in the Premier League...

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 07/09/2026

My youngest wanted to draw a man with a nosebleed. She ended up drawing... Nosebleed Hitler

It's a picture drawn by a 5 year old in biro. He has a big smile but blood coming from his nose. Oh, and he looks like Adolph Hitler.

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 20/06/2026

Should have gone with this one:

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 20/06/2026

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons image:

Dr Nick Riviera from The Simpsons saying, "The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money."

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 17/06/2026

Is this a legal hedge or editorial choice? Because either way it's flat out wrong. He *used* that language.

A screenshot of the BBC News app, with a story titled "TV personality Ashley Cain accused of using sexist and misogynistic language".

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 03/05/2026

If only they'd spent as long on the script as they did on texturing the hair

A picture of Kenshiro, the protagonist of the Fist of the North Star 2026 series, with his incredibly detailed hair.

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 29/04/2026

A recent blood-boiler in my neck of the woods: A picture of 3 people next to a field. "More than 40 people complained about the solar farm plans". Beautiful stuff

A screenshot from BBC local news of an article about NIMBYs complaining about a solar farm, with the headline, "Campaigners vow to fight solar farm appeal". The caption on the photo of 3 people stood next to a field reads, "More than 40 people complained about the solar farm plans".

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 16/04/2026

Cheap Helium Ballongas! Get your Helium Ballongas here!

A picture of 2 boxes containing Helium Ballongas.

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 11/04/2026

A cursed t-shirt on Vinted

It's a photo from Vinted of a brown t-shirt with the words "Milf - man I love fish" and images of 5 fish.

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 02/04/2026

I have never felt so "old man yells at cloud":

A screenshot from the BBC News app, of weather presenter Carol Kirkwood with the heading, "A look back at Carol Kirkwood's career". Something I have absolutely zero interest in.

A screenshot from the BBC News App of Miquita Oliver with the heading, "Miquita & Jordan on what fridge doors mean to them". I know everything is content now, but I'm on a news app, here. If I wanted YouTube shorts, I'd go to Youtube.

A screenshot of the Disney+ app, of a new show called "Raising Chelsea", and pictured are Jamie Lang and Sophie Habboo. How? How does he keep getting away with this? He's not good looking, charming, or interesting. He's just fucking rich. God, I hate him with the intensity of a thousand Bluesky reply guys.

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 15/03/2026

I scoffed at the sign that referred to the staff as 'gelato artists', but I was wrong

A picture of a cone of ice cream shaped like a beautiful red rose.

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 13/03/2026

It was all part of his evil plan

A picture of George Russell in his F1 car with helmet on and visor up, looking towards the camera. The headline reads, "Russell takes dominant Chinese GP sprint pole".

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 12/03/2026

I think I've fixed the strait of hormuz "problem"

A screenshot from The Simpsons featuring the oil derrick of the "Burns Slant-Drilling Co.", built at an angle to steal the school's oil.

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 09/03/2026

I think I have a migraine coming...

A screenshot of a Telegraph article with the headline "Labour is finally getting migration under control. It's a nightmare for Reeves". And the subheading, "Much lower numbers of migrants would cost the Treasury billions".

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 22/02/2026

Sunshine as milky as my Nan's tea

A photo of late winter sunshine paddling through high white cloud and tree branches, creating shadows on the grass. Taken at Westonbirt Arboretum

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 21/02/2026

This journo still falls for peek-a-boo

Headline of a BBC News story, "How Co-op Live went from falling air con units to hosting the Brits"

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 11/02/2026

Hey, it's #InternationalDayOfWomenAndGirlsInScience, a snappy hashtag sure to live in the memory. ioppublishing.org/celebrating-...

IOP Publishing: Women shaping the future of scientific publishing. Read their stories -->

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 07/02/2026

Haven't watched rugby on ITV in a while... what the fuck?

A photo of the split screen advert on ITV coverage of the England V Wales rugby match.

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 07/02/2026

Bournemouth presumably getting hammered by Champions League chasing Villa... oh

Match stats for Bournemouth vs Aston Villa for the first half: #afcb with an XG of 1.38, 11 shots, 5 on target, to Villa's XG of 0.23 and 2 shots on target total.

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 26/01/2026

This one is going to make my blood boil

A screenshot of the YIMBY podcast playing on my podcast player, this episode in particular being about the Bristol Zoo NIMBYs.

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 12/12/2025

I always think of this one first.

A Gary Larson panel of a murder scene with damaged wall clocks and a detective song, "We've got the murder weapon and the motive ... now if we can just establish the time of death."

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 03/12/2025

Weird. I think they mean "Sunderland held by Liverpool".

A screenshot from BBC Sport of their live text feed for the Premier League fixtures, with the heading "Premier League: Leeds beat Chelsea, Liverpool held by Sunderland, Arsenal win - reaction."

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 02/11/2025

Westonbirt Arboretum was serving up some proper autumn colour today.

A photo of some trees, no doubt with names, with leaves of yellow and red in the autumn sun.

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 01/11/2025

Apart from playing a different team in a different format, you mean?

A screenshot from BBC Sport which says, "Why England fans should not lose Ashes hope despite ODI series defeat."

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 06/10/2025

Bad Tim Spiers! Naughty Tim Spiers. Stop it! #afcb

An excerpt from an article on The Athletic:
"The title challengers, the very good teams. But none of them look great.
That should make for a fascinating title race. It also leaves the door open for other challenges -- such as Bournemouth."

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 03/09/2025

Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam

The album cover pf Soundgarden's Badmotorfinger

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 18/08/2025

How did the milkshake straw people know every one of my wife's nicknames for me?

A photo of the side of a packet of milkshake straws. The names of the flavours are "Anglo Bubbly", "Bananas", "Fruit Salad", and "Flumps".

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 04/08/2025

If you happen to be hungry and in Inverness, this place did the best curry I've had in ages: Dilli Street Food in the Victorian Market.

A photo of the menu above the serving hatch of Dilli Street Food in the Victorian Market in Inverness.

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 30/07/2025

Guys. Guys. Guys! Scotland, guys...

A landscape photo of the Scottish countryside. A river winds through pine tree-lined fields.

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 26/07/2025

Weird that, going on last season's league table, we could be considered favourites in the group

A screenshot showing the Premier League Summer Series league table listing Bournemouth, Man Utd, West Ham, and Everton. Bournemouth are at the top as they're beating Everton 2-0.

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Lee Duncan @leeduncanis.me · 09/07/2025

I have officially joined the glasses-wearing fraternity.

A picture, a selfie, of me looking demure... a sort of smouldering sexuality exudes, as if channelling Paul Newman except I'm wearing new glasses. I've never worn glasses, but the sexy stuff still applies.

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