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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 2h
I would have played 60,000 hours of Gran Turismo if they let me pop the wheels off an RX-7 I concertina’d into oncoming racers
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 11h
There was a McDonald’s in Pittsburgh where, if you ordered a toy, they sold you heroin (Helpfully, the Post Gazette confirmed that a toy came with the heroin)
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dumbass coach wouldn’t run Jehuu Skullcrick against Notre Demon, wrecked my college football experience
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“He recharged this offseason by rafting the River Styx” yeah big fuckin’ deal, shoulda spent his time teaching his skeleton crew to tackle
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Derek Ghooley Slain Kiffin
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
John Hell Smith
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Has any potential matchup gone through more iterations of memeing since this was scheduled ~4 years ago? The sadness quotient of each program is WILDLY different than even a month ago
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I see his name in headlines and sometimes think he came in as Dak’s backup or as the Case Keenum of the week
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Talked with a guy who was out of the country for two years on his Mormon mission, then was shown The Matrix immediately upon his return. Imagine the whiplash going from that intense, trying time in the desert to “hey man, world’s fake”
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He’s 22, has improved each year, has shown signs of self awareness, is on record as QBing defensive coverage, and has pretty good touch. His shortcomings seemed to be mental and maybe conditioning. I think he’ll improve with more playoff reps and gain comfort with the ball. This is a good contract
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As Mason Rudolph gets his head piñat’d by Myles Garrett, Mike gets a jolt of a reminder to build a Level III trauma center in his downtown core
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jameis Carol Oates
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Instead called the Ass Pass
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m a microbiologist by training, and the most useful summer job was as a historical presenter. It taught me to relate to a wide range of strangers, tell interesting stories, and be comfortable speaking to people. A lab job would have further isolated me from relatability
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cam Skattebo is the most likely human to survive a successful kamikaze mission “Yoooo did you see the size of that fireball bro!? I’m fuckin’ pumped to go up again!! Hey is this one a them ice cream ships, I’m starving“
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lisbon is a great city for no-frills stuff. There’s no Eiffel Tower type attraction, so you’re free to enjoy the neighborhoods and seafood without much FOMO
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Grab dinner at Pateo 13, in which fish and meat are grilled over charcoal by dudes smoking cigarettes. Enjoy with their very good sangria
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Get ginjinha (sour cherry liqueur) from A Ginjinha, a storefront with two options: com (with) or sem (without) the sour cherry itself. Sip in the public square with everyone else, cash only
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gonna be Malik Eastern Washington next year
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The exact penalty taken by a triumphant then incredulous Ray Smuckles
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Will the earth’s atmosphere combust in flames during the Trinity Test? Text FERMI to FanDuel today! Top of the order coming up for the Dodgers…
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jameis is at least a spicy backup. Most QB2s end up as checkdown merchants, which makes for dreary football, but Jameis is gonna throw some wizard touchdowns and Looney Tunes interceptions
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What base did you use? Is the recipe from a cookbook or one you devised yourself?
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That was the game that helped me stop carrying emotional baggage around sports losses. Too much John L Smith for one lifetime
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The obit naturally will be written by the historian Sooie-tonius
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There was a Free Press article this year that briefly mentioned his calling out defensive schemes. That’s what I think fans don’t appreciate about his strengths, how he’s progressed, and how you’d see a steep decline from, say, Mark Williams despite similarish counting stats
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
All the negative fan commentary around him drives me nuts. He’s 22, he put up great numbers and has great chemistry with Cade. Young players struggle in the playoffs, & he’s been self aware. This is a player who will improve and has an impact that‘a hard to replace because of said chemistry
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The panicked throw is the only reason it worked! Underwood hit his receiver in stride at the front of the end zone; it’s gotta be easier to defend a jump ball thrown into a crowd than an accidental perfect throw
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This feels like a uniform set from the doomed “Devin Gardner wears 98” campaign
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And of course a man named Fitzgerald coaches the team known for The Troubles With The Snap
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Schiano Fein
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Awfully close to his 43% career winning percentage as coach
Sam Mitchell’s career coaching record
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
CJ Bailey get ready to learn to speak Ypsilanti buddy
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Pat Fitzgerald will oversee a meh offense and kinda competent defense. For this and having any personality, his 6-6 finish will be seen as a massive improvement
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Mao: The Unknown Story by Jung Chang dispels any notion of a silver lining to Mao’s catastrophic regime
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Easy vows: “PCQI do”
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A quick google shows that “criminal tools” means either drug stuff or a list of insane weapons
A description of criminal tools as defined by Ohio, including dynamite, zip guns, and military-issue firearms
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Lady in the Statue of Liberty hat has big “lying during a field sobriety test“ energy
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This skews numbers when large companies are involved. A chicken plant makes tons of food daily, so their recall is automatically enormous. Recalls are mostly for mislabeling (literally “we put on the wrong sticker”), which wouldn’t distinguish from a small recall for a reported health issue
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is interesting, but recalls by size aren’t that informative about severity. A recall typically encompasses food produced since the last good check. So if you check for a pathogen monthly, you recall a month’s production if you find E. coli in finished goods
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I work in food safety, and these recalls (save the cyclospora) are fairly standard. The highest risk level recall is normal, as that encompasses most health risks like pathogens or foreign material.
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The Reb Raiders
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’ve heard it described as “your job is to make the keyboard make the clackety sound.” (Do I follow this? No! But it helps reframe my reluctance)
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Old NBA games resemble pickup ball. A couple aimless passes, dribble into middling space, and Mark Bryant hucks a 13 footer off back iron. The modern 3 point barrage might feel like a monoculture, but behind it lies warp-speed reads, defensive switches, and clever screen actions
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have invented the ANTI C-SECTION to keep my son from an October birthday! He will be born weighing 38 pounds, just in time for March Madness!
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You charge $26.99 for a teakwood box of six gummies. You immediately are the subject of a NYT Style article. You appear affably dorky and conceal your connection to the Vanderbilt fortune. Your company loses $32 million before selling to Mondelez, who introduces Strawberry and Street Taco flavors
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Also a relentlessly catchy Viagra Boys song m.youtube.com/watch?v=BFhM...
m.youtube.com
Viagra Boys — The Bog Body (Official Video)
YouTube video by viagra boys
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s the ocean but of heights
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Seeing the Wasatch Range for the first time after a life in the Midwest and Appalachia made me think “these are professional mountains.” Also, driving over the Atlas Mountains in Morocco is a good way to experience them. Smooth asphalt, no guardrails, switchback turns & a manual Peugeot
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leechbook.bsky.social @leechbook.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The Josh Smith Pistons started 5-24, waived him (couldn’t trade his worthless ass), and immediately ripped off a ten game win streak. He was the most poisonous skilled basketball player I’ve ever seen
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