Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hey, state con law nerds! Do you find yourself in the Mid-Atlantic, yearning to go to an excellent lecture on the importance of state judiciaries in shaping the national conversation about rights and democracy? Well have I got an event for YOU. Come join us at Rutgers Law - Camden on October 26th! 021
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 10/07/2026What an absolute GOLDMINE of potential gay jokes this headline is. 0100
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Fun fact: "San Recto" is named for Saint Recto, the patron saint of pulling things out of your ass. 0121
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 03/06/2026New Decemberists album just dropped 030
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 30/05/2026The Captain and Cookie have announced that they will no longer be performing “God Loves a Terrier” at the Freedom 250 concert. 070
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Honestly, this man is a walking lesson on how it doesn’t matter how much money and fame you have if you are committed enough to being miserable. 041
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines. 622382701
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 07/03/2026If Kamala hadn’t won, NONE of this would be happening. 060
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Grew up mostly in North Jersey and totally cosign. This is the heartland of the now-extinct Moderate Classy Republican. This lady was my parents’ Member of Congress: 040
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Guess what the good news is? YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORK FOR THEM. 010
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I wonder if this trademark is expired. 190
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Someone should write an alternate historical novel where Stephen Miller’s parents never met. 1102
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Americans who know that Puerto Ricans are Americans: “Why can’t other Americans understand that Puerto Ricans are Americans?” NYT: 060
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 16/11/2025I invite you to join me in imagining the cover art on these VHS tapes. 270
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I’ll believe it when they finally deliver those taco trucks. 070
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Oh that’s just Jamie Raskin reading the list of grievances in the Declaration of Independence in front of Independence Hall. 05911
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Guys, I don’t know how this kind of blunder happens, but it looks like the NYT accidentally ran a headline from 2015! 0274
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 06/09/2025If Yale Law has any self-respect it will rescind this JD. 160
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 04/09/2025If this isn’t MAGA in a nutshell, I dunno what is. 020
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 06/06/2025I can't not point out that this highly phallocentric and really manly example of "direct communication" is taking place on TWO DIFFERENT SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS, and each ubermensch is referring to the other... in the third person. This writing style is pure "Trang Pak: is a grotsky little byotch!" 1328
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Some of y’all can’t handle two high-agency males going at it, and it really shows 010
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Given the massive influx of immigrants in the first two decades of the 20th century, it's likely that a large percentage of our military were birthright citizens - brave citizens like my grandfather, who served in the Navy. Many of them died fighting men just like Stephen Miller. 59117
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Got tenure! Fun fact - this headshot is the only known photograph of me. 11855
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 02/04/2025It’s not me and my colleagues, Elon. It’s that you’ve destroyed lives and pillaged institutions and now everyone fucking hates you. 2130
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Congratulations to the Times for not publishing this in the Opinions section. A real profile in courage. 150
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 15/03/2025I hope the words "oversee" and "report" are earning enough money from all this work they're doing here to bail Amy Gleason out when she's charged with perjury. 810217
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Preparing slides for a CLE and realizing I have absolutely run out of fucks. 0162
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Welcome, involuntary Xpats. Please have a seat while we process you for shitposting privileges. Note that the waiting room doesn't smell like Axe Body Spray and Nazis. 050
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 08/03/2025So we are admitting that Elon Musk is governing? Like, he has a governing ARRANGEMENT so ergo he is… governing? And the Times is just like, “the real story is that this governing arrangement is ‘unusual,’” not that… he’s governing? Is everyone at the times HIGH right now? 0295
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 26/02/2025One more subscription cancelled. If I wanted to subscribe to the Wall Street Journal, I’d subscribe to the Wall Street Journal. Asshole. 290
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 22/02/2025You can’t be a state actor when you want to bully federal workers and suddenly a mere private citizen when it’s convenient. That’s not how it works. That’s not how any of this works. 2163
Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 18/02/2025There were a lot of hilarious signs at today's Philly protest (because Philly has A+ protest sign game), but this was my favorite from an "I want that as a tattoo" perspective. 14981179