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Le Capitaine

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I think I understood I was a creative type, but I wouldn't know. As of right now, I'm mostly known for some gamedev I did, but I intentionally picked the […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.social/@lecapitaineison, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
"See, youse been messin' wit the Mucosa business, yeh," he said. "So now he called me, flew me all the way from the farmacia, pronto, says there's some, ah...cleanup ta do." The Mucosas had made good on their threat. It was an Amoxsicilian. #pun #microfiction #dadjoke
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Absolute Legend #legend #zelda #pun #shitpost
Zelda, with a legend, highlighting leg end, Zelda, and not Zelda.
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
#Krita discovery: cheap #cangiante hack. Clone colour layer, mask it over shading layer, apply a hue filter. #digitalart
Drawing. Rick Strowd, being headpatted by the T-1000.
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
There are 5 Capitaines in this image.
Desk
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
#digitalart #krita One layer, thanks to some brush blending trickery: gray is Darken so the black outlines aren't touched, and I can highlight back to white with Divide + lock alpha.
Krita drawing: a man reading a newspaper in a park. Monochrome, just pure white, pure black, pure 50% gray.
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
OUTPUT APPROACHING NOMINAL OPERATIONAL STATE IMMINENT
B&W high contrast photo: desk cleaned out, portable battery powering lamp and printer, some hardware on top (fightstick and mouse) + my swarthy paw holding a coffee (light because it's late)
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
#art #traditionalart #tippex #marker #ink I think I've finally graduated to the sort of Casually Pretentious Mystery Underground Guy that my 2008 Deviantart-brained teenage self would've found the COOLEST THING EVER. This in particular I'd seen at a con and […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
B&W photo (because wouldn't upload otherwise on shitty 4G). Cheap notepad, thick black marker, whiteout silhouette, thin marker on top. A man with a guitar, rear cowboy shot, formal-looking clothing.
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
Honestly, it's time to recognise that Millennials are cunts. The "woke Millennial" gimmick was never anything more than branding. I know firsthand who we were in the 2000s. We are a cohort of miniature Donald Trumps that put on a rainbow coat of paint when "feminist" stopped being an insult in […]
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/06/2026
Let's talk incels. Was a Muslim boy. From where I'm looking, it's pretty fucking unsubtle that the "incels" discourse is at best privilege-blind just-worldism, at second-best eager class contempt, at worst very brazen coloniser bullshit, and in all three cases, COMICALLY fucking white.
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/06/2026
Rush Hour: haha asians also Rush Hour: haha he speak engrish funny also Rush Hour: haha weird China food also Rush Hour:
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/05/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@lecapitaineison/11… also #ink #art #meme #shitpost
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/05/2026
#megaman #gutsman #gutsmansass #brolyculo
"BROLY CULO" crossed with "GUTSMAN'S ASS"
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/05/2026
*barges in like Archimedes* Masc traumacore. That's Tatsuki Fujimoto.
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/04/2026
I found out today: the French far-right apparently worked HARD to push Arab men into "hypermasculine brute" status to explain away the Algerian liberation, as they do. Am large, bearded Arab man with far too little a clue about it throughout my twenties, and there's a WHOLE FUCKING LOT of shit […]
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/04/2026
"I'm mad because you locked me up." "Actually you're mad because there's magic inside your head." "What?" "Shut the fuck up. Lock him up some more." And that's how #psychiatry works!
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/04/2026
SHE LIVES 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #art #ink #meme #chainsawman #kobeni #power #チェンソーマン #コベニ #lebanon #lemonade #handgrenade #legocitizen
Pencil + ink piece: Kobeni holding a Lego minifigure of Power, who's not happy about being a Lego citizen.
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/04/2026
#discoelysium HOLY SHIT his name is Harrier because he is DIRTIER HARRIER
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/04/2026
If you abuse sip recovery frames while backdashing into the wall, you can go OOB (out of brands) and set up ACE (arbitrary coconut execution). #tas
A can of TAS BRAND coconut drink
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/03/2026
indeed indeed #comic #meme #frieren #フリーレン #葬送のフリーレン
Punny dooodle of Frieren:

- nodding そうそう (sou sou) "indeed, indeed"
- confused どうどう (dou dou), "how, how?"
- then pointing at a highschool こうこう (kou kou), "like this, like this" which is also a homophone of "high school" in Japanese
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/03/2026
I have cracked the code. #finalfight #chainsawman #plasticneesan #comic #meme #shitpost #ファイナルファイト #カプコン #チェンソーマン #+チック姉さん
Doodle meme: Maki (Final Fight), Makima (Chainsaw Man, jokingly referred to as "Kobeni Man") and Makimaki (Plastic Nee-san), all written in katakana (マキ).

Below, the caption: "This probably means something."
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/03/2026
>be me >2009 >"hey Michael Jackson is actually really good!" >Michael Jackson dies >2020 >"hey Kraftwerk is great!" >Florian Schneider dies >literally yesterday >"this Chuck Norris cartoon thing was funny 10 years ago, I feel like watching it again" >CHUCK NORRIS FUCKING DIES How do I stop. HOW […]
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/02/2026
#batman #dc #dccomics #comics #redesign #characterdesign #pencil #sketch
A paper sketch of a Batman redesign. Captions:

“eyeholes tinted, indistinguishable from cowl”

“white glow lenses sometimes visible through”

“sides shaped to make face look gaunter”

“all-black facepaint”

“vampire-esque collar”

“prosthetic bat teeth; black gums (glow too?)”

“mixed textures, leaving skin unclear”

“fake alien-looking muscles; body proportions intentionally off, also obscuring Bruce’s"

"alternate features & 'anatomies' for inconsistent reports"

“gadget use intentionally faking impossible/inhuman movements and feats”
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/02/2026
At a con. I had been going for a Matrix look, but it was too hot to keep the jacket on. Luckily I had a tanktop on (and, not to brag, the bulk to fill it). I caught myself in a mirror and realised I had accidentally cosplayed Duke Nukem. #pen #dukenukem #art #traditionalart #bicon #giannimatragrano
Pen drawing on public doodle book: Duke Nukem spanning both pages. "If you Duke Nukem, you like 'em all! Bicon!"
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/02/2026
*barges in like Archimedes* MORTAL KOMBAT IS A TOKUSATSU
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/02/2026
This has been a long time coming, but I'm announcing it: I'm checking out of progressive spaces completely and will not be renewing my Minority Friend card.
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/01/2026
#comic #bd #strip #pub #sega #maitresega #hokutonoken #kenlesurvivant #jeuxvideo (this is a Freference)
Strip. Un certain punk post-apocalyptique bodybuildé fait irruption dans une salle en ruine. Au centre, une télé allumée avec une console et un jeu vidéo.

"Te revoilà, toi. C'est moi, Maître SEGA. Tu choisis-"

C'est Hokuto no Ken sur Master System.

Le punk prend la fuite en sueur.
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/01/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@lecapitaineison/11… also #virtuafighter and #snk I suppose.
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/01/2026
I refuse to get into #chainsawman because I know full well that sooner or later, Fujimotor will bring back #Kobeni and kill her horribly. :c
Various configurations and punfigurations of Kobeni Higashiyama from Chainsaw Man.
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/01/2026
#ai #genai #chatgpt Disclosure first: I originally fell into character.ai in 2023, and ChatGPT is the closest I ever got to a therapist. I sometimes have it proofread me, or make sketches when I can't be fucked to get the pen out (e.g. in bed). AND I'm almost certainly a harder progressive than […]
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/01/2026
#american #history #comic #strip #comicstrip #meme #2koma
Comic. 

Panel 1: A bigoted-looking man with wraparound shades declares "I only like AMERICAN things"

Panel 2: That same man, with the same shades, in his room, lost in a book on Native American tribes. He's surrounded by Native and Mesoamerican artifacts and books ("The Tribes and the States"; "The Crow Nation"; "The Drink of the Gods, Xocoatl"; "Pre-Columbian Economies"), including pictures of a pyramid, a nondescript Native American warrior, and Rick Strowd, plus wampums, an arrowhead, a coup stick, the Vampire Stone Mask, and the games Blackthorne and Turok.
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2025
Stellar Light #eschatos #pencil #art
A fighter spaceship leaving the Earth(?), in pen, pencil and eraser.
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2025
#cyberpunk #art #pencil #chickenscratches I've finally been growing past chicken scratching into more confident lines.
Cyberpunk cityscape in pen and pencil on a sketchpad.Trees with man and road. Purely pencil, same sketchpad.A skinhead on a staircase. Pen and pencil, still on the sketchpad.
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/05/2025
How the Acquisition of KOSS© Headphones Taught Me to Accept No Substitutes 👉 Lesson 1. HOLY SHIT, they are GOOD 👉 Lesson 2. HOLY FUCK, my mixes were SHIT
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/04/2025
In 2025, Le Capitaine devised the Harry model, singlehandedly solving the complexities of political alignment: Callahan <-> Potter <-> Brewis
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/04/2025
Closed-room metaphysical thriller work whose big twist is that all the characters are actually the same genderqueer person at different ages.
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/04/2025
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest […]
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/04/2025
Perhaps, on that fateful day, Archimedes was just really proud that *he* didn't reek-a.
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/04/2025
"He was left in a vegetative state...he's got a cool hairline and talks about carrot a lot."
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/04/2025
WISDOM (noun, uncountable): Why's people
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/04/2025
hehehehehehehe #nani
Tissue embossed with its logo, that says:

naniCloser look
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/04/2025
"Men in Black with demons" seems like a spot-on concept for a Darkstalkers character.
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/03/2025
For a little while, I had considered, then dismissed, the idea I had #ADHD, because psychiatrists, being psychiatrists, were REALLY into their Not Enough Not-Crazy Pills Disorder. For that same reason, when I went homeless, I went 100% blank slate: no more neurospice diags, there is nothing […]
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2025
NtS: "Make like a 23 and skidoo" deserves a line somewhere.
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Le Crew @lecrewgamedev.mastodon.gamedev.place.ap.brid.gy · 17/02/2025
Today, Discord user jjeune.jean joined the #Butterflies server and posted this fanart: an OC rudie, and Jae. Man just strolled in, guns blazing.
OC Rudie. Katakana says レグバ, translit. "reguba" because I didn't ask the name and am terrified to get the spelling wrong. ._.My girl Jae, being qt. <3
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/02/2025
The pen came with it, and I think I'm funny.
"We've been expecting you...Mr. Bond."

A notebook that came with a little gold-looking pen. So of course I had to make the first page a jumpscare of Francisco Scaramanga, as portrayed by Christopher Lee in the Bond film, The Lad Possessing the Shiny Firearm.










*door blows open*

HE CHEATED THE PEN DIDN'T ACTUALLY WOR-

*BANG*
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/02/2025
you know what fuck you *un-bis your shounen and un-uglies your bastard* #bishounen #uglybastard
"IT'S LITERALLY JUST FUCKING LINES"

Similar sketches, one of a bishounen, one of a stereotypical "ugly bastard."

The below swaps the drawing techniques typically applied to each, applying the unflattering ones to the bishounen and the flattering ones to the "ugly bastard."
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Le Capitaine @lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/02/2025
@le-capitaine.bsky.social End of the road, buddy.
Le Capitaine, holding a gun to le Capitaine
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