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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 01/07/2026

Get ready for this satirical fantasy adventure set on a strange new world, packed with puzzles, creatures, roleplay party tropes, NPCs played by underpaid actors, a magic system inspired by music theory, silliness, sass and entitled talking cats. Out on the 7th of Aug in eBook & paperback.

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 30/06/2026

It's the last day to sign up for a free ARC. Don't miss out on this satirical fantasy adventure: dungeons, puzzles, NPCs played by underpaid actors, sass, silliness, magic system inspired by music, LGBTQ rep, weird wonderful animal hybrids & entitled talking cats. aneurysmcupcake.com/arcsignupm1.htm

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 07/06/2026

'This may be my favourite fantasy read of the decade.' @elliejaywrites.bsky.social 'A very enjoyable story; lots of puzzles to keep the reader entertained.’ @rebeccafung.bsky.social 'Only three weeks left to sign up for a free copy!' @lebendon.com www.aneurysmcupcake.com/arcsignupm1....

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 06/06/2026

Speaking of reviews, and of Lance Pomegranate, his next outing can be yours as an ARC for free. (Not you, "Laura". If only you knew what Any Body Can Murder was actually about.)

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 06/06/2026

To the scammer behind the name Laura Herman, good luck in your record attempt for the most AI tells in the fewest characters. (N.b. I'm counting glaring factual errors among the tells here - there are more than four reviews on Amazon and they aren't all five stars - though plenty are. 😂)

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 03/06/2026

For those of you signed up to review an ARC of The Dungeon Campaign for Animal Rites, the file has been formatted and is on my kindle. I'll make sure my editor's hard work made it through Calibre unscathed and then send it out. You can still sign up right until the end of June.

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 17/05/2026

I'd imagine it has to do with him getting elected without the support of those with vested interests in the status quo. This means they're already his enemies and he doesn't have to bow to them now either.

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 15/05/2026

L. E. Bendon has entered the fantasy arena, and I am here to Make Fantasy Funny Again. Find out exactly how I intend to do this and how YOU can experience it for FREE and before anyone else. The Dungeon Campaign for Animal Rites is open to all! www.aneurysmcupcake.com/arcsignupm1....

'This may be my favourite fantasy read of the decade.'
~ Ellie Jay, author of sarcastic sci-fi and mafia novels.

Melisma Gat had put any ideas of a career in magic and adventure behind her long ago. Now all she wants is to run her inn, entertain locals and tourists, and provide that one final decent night’s sleep for adventurers (whether seasoned pros or hopeful trainees) before they head off into the forest for whatever ridiculously dangerous quest some rich idiot from the nearby city of Twunhorm has decided to fund.

But Melisma’s modest and reasonable ambitions suddenly become a lot less realistic when her nightly performance is interrupted by two large creatures bursting into her inn. The city has declared emergency lockdown and it falls upon her to lead a party of trainees off the script of their final examination quest and halfway up an imposing mountain, so that she can get back to her simple life, and if it’s not too much to ask, save most of the city’s population from being devoured, torn to
shreds, or whatever the unleashed magical hybrid creatures have in mind.

Why half way up a mountain? They’ll just have to ask the villain when they get there. Maybe she doesn’t believe you can have high fantasy at sea level. To find out, Melisma is first going to have to lead her inexperienced team to overcome obstacles, defeat henchmen, solve riddles and avoid being eaten. All she has at her disposal are distant memories of her incomplete training, knowledge of a
few simple spells, a couple of books she barely remembers buying and the unreliable translation skills of her pampered pet cat.

Discworld meets Knightmare on a planet with purple plants, a magic system inspired by music theory, and adventure questing as a serious field of academia. The Dungeon Campaign for Animal Rites has all of the quirky humour you’ve come to expect from the author of The Weapon and the Fruit series, but with added satire and no murders.

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 10/05/2026

I'm not really officially announcing this yet, as there's another book to come first, but if you sneaky people happen to discover it, there is a live sign-up now for free copies of Lance Pomegranate's next outing. My website might be a good place to look.

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BBNYA @bbnya.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

A huge #BBNYA2026 welcome to @lebendon.com and The Weapon and the Fruit: Four and Twenty Blackboards! Good luck!

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 13/04/2026

If you see this post: DON'T rush out and buy these books without checking the reviews, even though there are some ridiculous discounts in certain places. Unless of course you love murder mysteries, British wit and personalities that defy convention. DO share, reply, spread joy.

The Weapon and the Fruit series of detective novels by L. E. Bendon, featuring a defiantly barefoot Australian Private Defective helping police solve murders in West London. Available in paperback and ebook from all of the usual online places. Published by Aneurysm Cupcake.

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 19/03/2026

🧵 Which of these reasons means the most to you? What else would you like to see? Perhaps these humorous contemporary British murder mysteries offer that too.

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 17/03/2026

The series potential is always there. You finish the book, you let it breathe. And then the next idea comes.

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 16/03/2026

For those of you in the UK, Amazon are once again offering paperback copies of The Weapon and the Fruit: Four and Twenty Blackboarda for less than a bus fare. This is a great time to get into this quirky and witty British whodunnit series. www.amazon.co.uk/Weapon-Fruit...

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The Weapon and the Fruit: Four and Twenty Blackboards: 1 : Bendon, L. E.: Amazon.co.uk: Books

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 15/03/2026

Hello Bluesky. It's been a while. What's the algorithm like here these days? 😁

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 22/07/2025

If you like your murder mysteries to come with sharp British wit, a modern multicultural London setting and a diverse cast of quirky characters, these two are just what you're looking for. Read the reviews and the blurb for yourself and try to solve them before Lance does!

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 19/07/2025

See next bleet for a quick and easy way to read this wonderful review by @thebooklorefairy.bsky.social "The thing I love about this series is the wholesome, almost slice-of-life feel of events; they are not just dire, but also heartwarming, inspiring, and wholly entertaining."

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 15/07/2025

They said that they would let me keep my shirt on just this once, as long as I agreed not to wear any shoes or attempt to serve anyone. Bloody good breakfast. 😁

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 10/07/2025

No matter how old you get, or how many pupils you work with, getting a card like this will never lose its impact.

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 07/07/2025

Quick reminder to my lovely ARC reviewers. As today is release day, Amazon should now allow you to post your reviews there. Thanks so much for your amazing support! I do hope you'll read for me again. 😊

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 07/07/2025

I don't do engagement bait. I don't do AI images. I don't post numbers. I definitely don't do pity marketing. But one thing I do do is write books. Books that are particularly entertaining to people like you. If you look for them, you will find them, read them and enjoy them.

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 07/07/2025

"It was simple, to the point, hilarious, and clever." "Charmingly odd characters that continue to interest and amuse throughout." "I love a good murder mystery, and this one delivered, with an extra twist of humour throughout that made it a really unique read." Got your copy yet?

The Weapon and the Fruit series of detective novels, available now in ebook and paperback from online booksellers worldwide.

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 07/07/2025

Paperbacks of both Lance Pomegranate books are now available direct from the printer (UK and US only). For eBooks and other countries, search your preferred online bookseller. aneurysmcupcake.com/paperbackpurchase.htm (Paperbacks) mybook.to/WeaponFruit (eBook)

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 04/07/2025

Paperback orders from Aneurysm Cupcake are now closed. They will re-open on Monday. You can still order/pre-order either book from any of the usual online places.

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 03/07/2025

The order page for both books from Aneurysm Cupcake will be deactivated tonight. A new page will be in place on Monday (release day for Any Body Can Murder), but there will be no more author signatures or free shipping. Other sites unaffected of course. Today's your last chance!

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 02/07/2025

Visit here to get a paperback copy of The Weapon and the Fruit book 1 and/or 2 with free personalised signature, free bookmarks, and if you're in the UK, FREE shipping too! www.aneurysmcupcake.com/paperbackpur...

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 02/07/2025

The 3rd of July is the last day for direct orders from Aneurysm Cupcake. When they resume on Monday 7th, orders will be shipped directly from Lightning Source - I will not be able to sign them!

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 02/07/2025

Tomorrow is the LAST DAY to order a signed paperback of either book from The Weapon and the Fruit series (witty British whodunnits). Free UK shipping also ends after tomorrow. Any Body Can Murder is out this coming Monday. From then, direct orders come straight from the printer.

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 30/06/2025

You know what they say about not making your dogs do anything you wouldn't do yourself on a hot day? Well trust me, it's fine. Dogs don't weigh as much as us and their skin is even better equipped for hot pavement than ours. Don't leave them in the car though!

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 25/06/2025

Only one week left to order signed copies, and the copies I have available are down to single figures. Offer ends on the 3rd of July. FREE UK Shipping still available until then. ⏳✍🏻📚📬 Only lovers of murder mysteries and British humour need apply. Being a bit unusual helps.

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 22/06/2025

Dammit, Jim. I'm a cat not a babysitter!

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 21/06/2025

It's a beautiful day to go to a craft fair and pick up some new books.

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 18/06/2025

Have you received any dodgy looking emails lately? What if one was a bit more interesting than a typical advance fee scam and in fact was a prelude to a murder plot? And what if you got to read the entire plot from the comfort of your own home or a beach? Pre-order and you can!

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 16/06/2025

This Saturday I will be signing and selling paperbacks in Ware, where you can get your hands on all sorts of handmade bits and pieces, including cakes and jewellery, and decorations for your front garden.

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 15/06/2025

Three weeks until launch. That's enough time to read the first book if you haven't yet (though the two stand alone and do not spoil each other). Two amusing British mysteries, ideal for the beach. Personalised signed copies of each can be ordered until the 3rd of July.

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AllAuthor @allauthor.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

This sounds like such a clever twist on the classic whodunit! Pre-ordering now. 👣🔍 #MysteryLovers

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L. E. Bendon @lebendon.com · 10/06/2025

I'm utterly speechless at how well understood the book was in this review. I'll have to stop promoting book two for a moment, so I can remind myself that book one is also something to be very proud of. Thank you so much Aimee! 😍 www.whataimeereads.net/detective-cr... (by @whataimeereads.bsky.social)

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Bella's first promo post!

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