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David Leavitt

@leavittdc.bsky.social
254 followers 108 following 518 posts

Bite-sized portions of triviality that tug at the heart and fog the mind. I'm a co-owner of the Green Bay Packers. Oh and once I saw a blimp.

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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
he can't defeat iran but let's see how he fares against mosquitoes
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
just spitballing here but the railroad commission should probably change its name to reflect what it actually does
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
okay but this time PLEASE be careful with the viruses you’re testing on bats
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Many months ago, Trump said we obliterated Iran. Now he's deciding whether to annihilate them. What word will he use next?
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
gosh it seems so strange that an innocent man would want to dismantle the international criminal court
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
and as few as ... ?
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Brunch is dead, long live brunch ✌️
wsj.com
We Regret to Inform You That Brunch Is Now Officially Dead
Bottomless mimosas and carb-heavy menus have become barbaric in an ascendant wellness culture. Now, it’s cool to get lunch.
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I guess you could say the Senate split. You could also say that the Senate voted to reject the bill. Because that's what happened.
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
one good thing about the dynamics of news cycles these days is that whatever they want us to fight about today (sydney sweeney) is something we'll all have forgotten about by next week
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Natalie Harp has been elevated to her own special heading as a news category congrats to her
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Official statements with carefully chosen fonts in blue text on a black background with explanations as to why the clock showing 0:00 doesn't mean the game is over. Football is back baby!!!
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
There actually are things that make America great and we should probably keep those things the same omg am I a conservative now?
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
There is literally an underclass that can’t access this article
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
omfg stop giving them ideas
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
so weird that the people getting rich off this war are the ones ensuring it never ends
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
whomst among us does not have a decoy safe in the bedroom closet as a haha gotcha for burglers
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You know how at night it gets dark and cool? Well what if we pointed mirrors that reflect the sun and make it bright as day instead? What could possibly go wrong?
nature.com
Can giant space mirrors boost green energy on Earth? A start-up aims to find out
Astronomers are deeply worried that a planned array of 50,000 mirror-bearing satellites in orbit will severely compromise telescopes.
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Woah how did my Nespresso machine write an article for the Wall Street Journal?
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The FIFA Peace Prize winner is on a roll!!!!
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Elon Musk is upset about the hypocrisy of hypothetical people who might have a reaction to something that didn’t happen
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
ummmm
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Nixonmaxxing is a thing people are doing (!!)
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Making money off his market-moving posts? I am shocked SHOCKED
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You know how ocean coral is dying because of heat waves, disease, and pollution? Actually coral is thriving in the waters off Miami. And scientists don't really know why.
biographic.com
The Corals That Shouldn’t Exist - bioGraphic
Beneath Miami’s skyscrapers, a colony of corals defies expectations—and offers insight into other undersea urban ecosystems.
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
ok but adult takeovers are sus too
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
imagine your "fear" is that someone would treat cancer even quicker than you
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
wow what a neat solution
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Solar power is cheap, which is bad news for some reason
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
ngl this is a pretty nice dream
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Trump's surrender at Versailles wasn't even enough for peace to last more than a fraction of a Scaramucci
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I guess Aldi dislikes the Mountain Time Zone
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
No actually we’re worse off than when we started, also a lot of people DIED
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The trend in news headlines is to make the publication appear to be asking readers to do their work for them
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Everyone's gonna be so jealous of my "High Demand" obstructed view of tonight's Washington Nationals at San Francisco Giants game!
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Apple says Siri has more data privacy than other AI tools while bragging that it sucks up every piece of personal data imaginable
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This is a stunning statistic
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Emily Blunt has better cell phone connectivity in the club than Lady Gaga
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I knew Bitcoin isn’t having a good year but wow
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
prices are through the roof but at least we’re racist?
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
A paltry $104 million is one of the biggest bargains in history 👀
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
RIP Raymond Berry, who became an NFL hall of famer because his wife was a poor thrower?
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It appears that remote working, not AI, is to blame for weak junior hiring !
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
get ready for oval office levels of gold
gothamist.com
Exclusive renderings of Penn Station overhaul show Trump's name with presidential seal
The images show gold-accented railings, columns and escalators, and a new structure around Madison Square Garden.
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The one-in-eight Americans on these drugs need to buy new clothes, and indeed foot traffic at apparel stores is up
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
young people looooove spending a half mil on a car
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Claude, plz summarize this 42,300-word document
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
has anyone reported what kristy noem been up to in her new role as head of the supreme committee for patriotic patriots or whatever
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It turns out that people significantly underestimate how cynical their newer friends are, according to new research. So if you’re thinking wow my new friends are so trusting and nice, it’s probably more that you just haven’t noticed they’re just as jaded as everyone else yet.
phys.org
Do you know how cynical your friends are?
New research from Michigan State University finds that people often project their own levels of cynicism—the belief that people are only interested in themselves and aren't sincere—onto their friends ...
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
🫡
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David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
so sorry that $91 billion in quarterly earnings and $5.5 trillion market cap didn't DAZZLE we'll try harder next time
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