David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026he can't defeat iran but let's see how he fares against mosquitoes 010
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026just spitballing here but the railroad commission should probably change its name to reflect what it actually does 021
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026okay but this time PLEASE be careful with the viruses you’re testing on bats 000
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Many months ago, Trump said we obliterated Iran. Now he's deciding whether to annihilate them. What word will he use next? 010
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026gosh it seems so strange that an innocent man would want to dismantle the international criminal court 031
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Brunch is dead, long live brunch ✌️wsj.comWe Regret to Inform You That Brunch Is Now Officially DeadBottomless mimosas and carb-heavy menus have become barbaric in an ascendant wellness culture. Now, it’s cool to get lunch. 020
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I guess you could say the Senate split. You could also say that the Senate voted to reject the bill. Because that's what happened. 010
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026one good thing about the dynamics of news cycles these days is that whatever they want us to fight about today (sydney sweeney) is something we'll all have forgotten about by next week 000
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Natalie Harp has been elevated to her own special heading as a news category congrats to her 020
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Official statements with carefully chosen fonts in blue text on a black background with explanations as to why the clock showing 0:00 doesn't mean the game is over. Football is back baby!!! 010
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026There actually are things that make America great and we should probably keep those things the same omg am I a conservative now? 031
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026There is literally an underclass that can’t access this article 000
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 31/07/2026so weird that the people getting rich off this war are the ones ensuring it never ends 031
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 26/07/2026whomst among us does not have a decoy safe in the bedroom closet as a haha gotcha for burglers 010
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 25/07/2026You know how at night it gets dark and cool? Well what if we pointed mirrors that reflect the sun and make it bright as day instead? What could possibly go wrong?nature.comCan giant space mirrors boost green energy on Earth? A start-up aims to find outAstronomers are deeply worried that a planned array of 50,000 mirror-bearing satellites in orbit will severely compromise telescopes. 010
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Woah how did my Nespresso machine write an article for the Wall Street Journal? 131
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Elon Musk is upset about the hypocrisy of hypothetical people who might have a reaction to something that didn’t happen 020
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Making money off his market-moving posts? I am shocked SHOCKED 021
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 16/07/2026You know how ocean coral is dying because of heat waves, disease, and pollution? Actually coral is thriving in the waters off Miami. And scientists don't really know why.biographic.comThe Corals That Shouldn’t Exist - bioGraphicBeneath Miami’s skyscrapers, a colony of corals defies expectations—and offers insight into other undersea urban ecosystems. 010
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 10/07/2026imagine your "fear" is that someone would treat cancer even quicker than you 001
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Solar power is cheap, which is bad news for some reason 010
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Trump's surrender at Versailles wasn't even enough for peace to last more than a fraction of a Scaramucci 011
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026No actually we’re worse off than when we started, also a lot of people DIED 010
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The trend in news headlines is to make the publication appear to be asking readers to do their work for them 020
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Everyone's gonna be so jealous of my "High Demand" obstructed view of tonight's Washington Nationals at San Francisco Giants game! 130
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Apple says Siri has more data privacy than other AI tools while bragging that it sucks up every piece of personal data imaginable 063
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Emily Blunt has better cell phone connectivity in the club than Lady Gaga 000
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 04/06/2026prices are through the roof but at least we’re racist? 022
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 03/06/2026A paltry $104 million is one of the biggest bargains in history 👀 010
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 01/06/2026RIP Raymond Berry, who became an NFL hall of famer because his wife was a poor thrower? 000
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 29/05/2026It appears that remote working, not AI, is to blame for weak junior hiring ! 010
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 28/05/2026get ready for oval office levels of goldgothamist.comExclusive renderings of Penn Station overhaul show Trump's name with presidential sealThe images show gold-accented railings, columns and escalators, and a new structure around Madison Square Garden. 000
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 27/05/2026The one-in-eight Americans on these drugs need to buy new clothes, and indeed foot traffic at apparel stores is up 010
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 26/05/2026young people looooove spending a half mil on a car 020
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 22/05/2026has anyone reported what kristy noem been up to in her new role as head of the supreme committee for patriotic patriots or whatever 030
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 22/05/2026It turns out that people significantly underestimate how cynical their newer friends are, according to new research. So if you’re thinking wow my new friends are so trusting and nice, it’s probably more that you just haven’t noticed they’re just as jaded as everyone else yet.phys.orgDo you know how cynical your friends are?New research from Michigan State University finds that people often project their own levels of cynicism—the belief that people are only interested in themselves and aren't sincere—onto their friends ... 030
David Leavitt @leavittdc.bsky.social · 21/05/2026so sorry that $91 billion in quarterly earnings and $5.5 trillion market cap didn't DAZZLE we'll try harder next time 010