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Mrs Bentz

@leaveittopsteph.bsky.social
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Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader. Really. Also some other shit.

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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That look back and happy grin. So smug.🥰
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Very Foop-esque
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is he the one who went on to get a bunch of DUIs?
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everywhere I see “herb” I assume it’s going to be slightly bitter or astringent.
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
That’s more about the wearer than the shoe, if you ask me. Ankles of steel.
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It’s 12:30 am and you randomly remember the broken motorcycle part you glued up earlier, and you could just pop out to the workshop and have a look at how (badly) it went, and it occurs that you’d probably want to get the file out and start touching it up and it’ll only take a sec. Don’t. #adhd
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
They are Lilies of the Valley and they smell fantastic. And couldn’t get any cuter.
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Nothing but elegance at our house.
Lily of the Valley in a medicine bottle on a window sill
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Such a potate
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Oh my god I love them.
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
😍Sweet little darlings🤣
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
She’ll just completely shut down. 🤣🤣 …Screencapped and sent to mom
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
They are rather lovely. I hope we’re never too poor-visioned to need the contrast, but I’m not holding my breath.
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
🤣 If I ever publish, it’ll be under the pseudonym, M. I. Le K, after that horrendous headstone at the cemetery. 🤣
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Yeah, the ‘80s…when families of introverts were stuck at a table together, trapped in their own inability to smalltalk, bolting their food like wolves in order to get away. Heartwarming.
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Oooooh!
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Their definition of “sticker” differs from mine.
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Thank you for this. I’ve never before considered Jebus bursting through the wall like the Kool-Aid man and saying “Oooh Yeahhh” (but, you know, the Aramaic equivalent). Someone needs to paint this scene.
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
The deep urge to hug the mascot, the horrifying knowledge there’s some *human* in there. 😬
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I, a former magazine designer, said, “What the fuck is this thing?”
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Ohio sucks, hence DEVO.
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
When you serve to one of the only educated states in the nation.
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Silver lining right there.
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
A QR code in an email is an interesting thing. What am I intended to do with that?
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I don’t think it’s something you ever grow out of.
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
It’s me telling them 389 times to get their damn intrusive palettes out of my way.
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
#crüe
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Barf
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I like how Adobe just keeps showing you the same useless/unnecessary/obtrusive tutorials over and over without even asking yay or nay. Yes, Adobe, I’m familiar with the Undo function, and no, I don’t want it in its own palette in InDesign, which I’ve already told you 16 times.
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Same. Just got diagnosed in October, at 46.
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
That fucker got outside? Ours gets stuck on a rug, within half an hour, EVERY TIME.
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
How do I even navigate this?
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CatWoman @catwomanresists.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Email list for all DOGE employees Please ReSkeet!
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Can’t have an empty account, so here’s a painting by my grandfather and the sweet little monster who runs my life.
A painting of a tall ship in rough waters at sea. The sky is light blue with puffy clouds and the water is deep aqua, in sharp contrast to the vivid orange wall the painting is mounted on.A Vallhund puppy sleeps adorably in a room full of junk because her people are slowly moving house.
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Revenge killing via design. 🤣🤣🤣
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
That HAS to have been intentionally designed badly. Barf.
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Zac Bentz @zacbentz.com · 26/01/2025
🐕🎂🎉🥳🎊HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY TO VÍGI🎊🥳🎉🎂🐕 We went for a hike full of interesting smells and zoomies. Also had some playtime with the elkhound crew! A good day, and now lots of naps and sleeping. 💤 #Västgötaspets #göötti #länsigöötanmaanpystykorvat #swedishvallhund #dog #puppy
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I definitely would have been out among them. Hang out with my pals.
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I think the author wants to force the reader to a slow and thoughtful pace, but it’s like Shatner in print. I probably couldn’t get through it. Can you get a refund if the book is certifiably badly edited?
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
Yup.
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
In the shower thinking about the “Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo” song from Cinderella and arrived at the only logical conclusion: Dr Who is nothing more than a masced up fairy godmother. Prove me wrong.
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
I’d like to throw in against whoever decided to show reality tv people using their phone by holding it in front of their mouth instead of next to their ear.
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
💀💀💀🔪
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
Did not read the story—how many doctors told her she was overreacting and should drink more water and get more sleep?
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Mrs Bentz @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
I got to enjoy finding out that an app update meant my phone and camera could no longer communicate. I’ll never post a camera photo to the internet again, I guess. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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