Matt @leastimcreative.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Playing for the angels post trade deadline + facing the Camden yards left field wall will do this to ya 000
Matt @leastimcreative.bsky.social · 12/04/2026“Party Revolt” fox news truly, honestly doesn’t understand the concept of accountability anymore 000
Matt @leastimcreative.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Why the most incompetent guys you knew from high school did something incompetent 000
Matt @leastimcreative.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Free to the 85,000 most generous foreign investors! 000
Matt @leastimcreative.bsky.social · 20/02/2026When the kid who never studies cheats to get a C-, knowing anything higher would look too suspicious 000
Matt @leastimcreative.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I’d finally forgotten how embarrassing these paddles were just in time for them to roll back around 000
Matt @leastimcreative.bsky.social · 13/02/2026@sheaserrano.bsky.social you can’t be throwing around hope like that! 000
Matt @leastimcreative.bsky.social · 11/02/2026The latest ChatGPT release really was a step backwards 000
Matt @leastimcreative.bsky.social · 08/02/2026“Political Outrage” trending on Bluesky is like saying “Sports” is trending on ESPN 000
Matt @leastimcreative.bsky.social · 05/02/2026NPR’s answer to this question was… nothing? What are they holding out for? 000
Matt @leastimcreative.bsky.social · 01/02/2026You’re telling me not one of them tried to make this a thing? Yea they’re still hiding some emails 020
Matt @leastimcreative.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Beyond the atrocities, it’s all a Ponzi scheme. It’s all he knows. “Give me millions for my campaign/ library/ ballroom and in exchange you can give me even more money later.” www.nytimes.com/2026/01/09/b... 000
Matt @leastimcreative.bsky.social · 05/09/2025@thepressbox.bsky.social how long must a silence be held before it can be considered broken? Thought it was a few weeks, but maybe just a couple of rain-delay-extended quarters? 072
Matt @leastimcreative.bsky.social · 21/08/2025“Bikers” lol they’re all on schwinns! Yes, this is the top story today. Not Russia increasing attacks, not him calling for the release of an election tamperer, definitely not Epstein. But the band of unarmed bicyclists! 000
Matt @leastimcreative.bsky.social · 13/08/2025“Yea yea yea, sure, whatever whatever I gotta get to this thing. Yea Russia can’t do that yep nope. Crimea? Sure sure yep. Alright bye now. Bye.” 000
Matt @leastimcreative.bsky.social · 10/08/2025This is what NYTimes felt was most important and best captured public concern on August 10th, 2025 100
Matt @leastimcreative.bsky.social · 26/07/2025I’ve never understood a headline less. Time to learn some cricket 000
Matt @leastimcreative.bsky.social · 25/07/2025It’s gonna be so funny and depressing when we all get a check in the mail for 34 cents that cost $4.50 to print and send 000
Matt @leastimcreative.bsky.social · 22/07/2025When you get too drunk playing Risk, move all your pieces to Greenland and Kansas, throw up on your closest ally, and let your shifty uncle take over the board in two rolls of the dice 000
