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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m annoyed by how generous I am to street vendors - today I was pulled up by two guys peddling Scientology and somehow they talked me into purchasing 10 tickets to DIGGER

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Film In Forty @filminforty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

LISTENER FEEDBACK TIME!! This Sunday we are dudes, and we abide. @leasthesfunny.bsky.social joins us to chat about The Big Lebowski, so gice us all your feedback, good and bad, and they will be read out during the recording! #filmsky #filmcommunity #podcast

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

BREAKING: New favourite Criterion Closet moment unearthed

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Now THAT is blockbuster film making executed to the highest levels of spectacle, Intelligence, & heart… THE PERFECT cinema film. Not ashamed to say I even man teared up when a certain species made a 6 year sacrifice to save another. PROJECT HAIL MARY gets 5 very enthusiastic stars. Adored this.

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Honestly, Officer, had I known you were just going to stand here and criticise me, I wouldn’t have pulled over for you at all

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Today our boss banned overly specific nicknames after somebody complained to HR and the office WhatsApp group suspects that it might have been Rat Fuck Brad The Good Time Ruining Fun Sponge

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Bogus lawsuit, she isn’t even blue 🙄

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

THE ODYSSEY trailer looks incredible

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

BREAKING: Anthony Soprano only wants the orange juice that says “Some Pulp” on the Met Gala red carpet #MetGala

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

(An actual conversation that just took place) Me: Dezi Freeman was killed Mum: Oh no, that’s terrible, I’m so sorry love Me: You… you don’t know who Dezi Freeman is, do you mum? Mum: Haha, I just assumed he was one of your footballers.

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

As an advertisement for AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY & a potential BRIDESMAIDS sequel, the Oscars was a rough night #Oscars

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

The Iran War is nothing more than a shameless attempt to distract the world from Punch The Monkey’s living conditions

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

So tired, didn’t get any sleep last night, I’m just so worried that the good name of the FIFA Peace Prize may be forever tarnished by one bad apple

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Well ok, targeted Facebook Ad

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Took a selfie post run last night, and besides the baggy unflattering shirt giving me the appearance of man boobs, I’ve realised I’ve completely scorched my scone this summer… my doctors would not be impressed by my lack of sun care

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

WTF?!? I was told this would be kept in-house!!!!!!

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Watch some wrestling highlights this week, “damn I love Roman’s fit”, search for it on the internet, “nah, actually I’m good”. Damn, Roman 💰

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

If you’d asked me a hypothetical & I had to pick the only 2 actresses in the world I’d ever accept an Aussie actress losing an Oscar to, I’d have told you Rachel McAdams & Jessie Buckley. Cut to 2026, now Jessie is our dear Rose Byrne’s main threat. Team Rose, but so torn, oh so terribly torn… 😰

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Rest in peace Brittany Murphy, you would have loved The Criterion Closet

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Go home, ABC Social Media Manager, you’re horny

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

My name is Heath, and when I run, I like to run to a soundtrack of mournful Irish ballads about loss, because tears also count as sweat

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Skinny Fit Suit One Size Too Small: ✅ Tee Under Suit: ✅ Harry High Pants splitting my testicles: ✅ Suit Pants Tucked Into Pair Of Ugg Boots: ✅ WAYNES WORLD baseball cap worn backwards: ✅ Ready to embarrass mum in front of 40 of her closest friends with this ridiculous fit at her birthday luncheon: ✅

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

MY SYDNEY TAXI DRIVER: Back in my home country, I was a doctor ME: I totally get it. I’m a 7 back in Adelaide, but here I’m only a 4

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Important PSA: If you start watching BOOGIE NIGHTS at 10:35:44pm on New Years Eve, you can welcome in the New Year with a bang with Little Bill 🥹🎉🥳🎊🫶🏻 #HappyNewYear2026

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

My Next Song Goes Out To Every Single Person In My Local Council Who Were Involved In The Decision Making Process That Saw The First Bin Collection Date After Christmas Designated A Non-Recycle Bin Collection Date…

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Ho ho ho!!!! Haven’t checked in since Xmas, so want to say that I hope you all had a grand day, then ate your weights in leftovers on Boxing Day. I gained 5kgs and won three arguments with my uncle, yewwwww 🤙🏻

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

I’ve yet to be kissed under a mistletoe, but a homeless gentleman did just spit on me under a Eucalyptus Tree

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Spicing up our sexts with a Christmas theme went about as well as I could have hoped

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

The biggest question I have coming out of HOME ALONE 2 is just how in the fuck this guy was able to meet all of the criteria

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

BREAKING: Trailer leak confirms Professor Paul Hunham will return in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY #HappyHoldoversChristmas

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Now Watching: My new Christmas Movie tradition

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Not one kid at this birthday party believed that Rumi from K Pop Demon Hunters hair was my natural hair, and it was very hurtful. One little girl even told me that I “have no hair”… you can see me laugh at that statement, but inside, I was dying 😢

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

I submit this fairly recent photo with my sister in Adelaide as proof that I sometimes do in fact look directly at the camera when smiling

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Due to a mixture of travel & respectful restraint, I have been quiet on yesterdays proceedings. I am just so desperately sad for ALL children & innocents murdered by ghouls who cower behind ideological, racial, religious, & political extremism. Bless those souls & bless beautiful little Matilda

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

A little known fact is that James L Brooks was being literal in 1997 when he told us this would be AS GOOD AS IT GETS

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

How did I handle it when I contracted Covid while in Adelaide a couple weeks back you ask? Like a real man’s man dammit…

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

I’m fine with the Under 16’s Social Media Ban in Australia as a safeguard for kids, but my 14 year old alt isn’t

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Best Xmas Movies Are: Batman Returns Long Kiss Goodnight Planes Trains Automobiles Die Hard Home Alone 1/2 Gremlins Bridget Jones The Holdovers Scrooged Trading Places Nightmare Before Christmas Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Edward ✂️🙌🏻 Christmas Vacation Love Actually Bad Santa Happiest Season Eyes Wide Shut 😂

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

The social media ban for Under 16s comes into effect in Australia today, and you know what that means… in person bullying is finally back in Australian schools, baby!!! 🥹🥳🎉🍾 #auspol

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Tried to let last nights date down easily, so I adopted the same delicate approach as Quentin Tarantino when assessing Paul Dano’s performance in THERE WILL BE BLOOD

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Hey girl, what if we kissed at the HAMNET truck 🛻

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

AFL Draft, The First Ashes Test, & WICKED: FOR GOOD… huge week for this ultra alpha, beer swilling, musical adoring, jock sport tragic theatre nerd who cries far too easily at movies

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Grand Uncle Heath (yes, the Grand thing depresses me too 👴🏻) hitting up some of SA’s best picnic spots with the little guys

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Heath @leasthesfunny.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Years ago, I was in this really sad place where I thought that having a drink or two before going out made me better company in social scenarios… now I’m in a place where I know it’s 8-12 drinks

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