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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nondescript earthquake strikes Melbourne. One Nation misunderstands and claims victory.
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Convenient and handy summary of the top ten things most likely to kill us, as of this moment. www.patreon.com/LeapingLarry...
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THINGS THAT ARE GOING TO KILL US THIS WEEK | Leaping Larry L
Top ten latest things that will wipe us out entirely, as of the current date. 1 – AI 2 – Numbnuts The numbnuts that are supposed to regulat
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
New from me at the web page. Amazing Facts From The World And Beyond. It's almost like humour. www.patreon.com/LeapingLarry...
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AMAZING FACTS FROM THE WORLD AND BEYOND | Leaping Larry L
Thrill-Defying Third Episode *  According to cannibal experts, despite what most might believe, the Amish are not more-ish. ________________
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is another one of mine, now up on the web page. You know those head-rattlingly incoherent 'hi concept' series about superheroes or magicians or gods or whatever the deal is, that they run all the time on Netflix? This is about that. www.patreon.com/LeapingLarry...
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PoopVision - Revisionated | Leaping Larry L
The Hi-Concept Streaming Version AKA Creativity Running Mild [This was written in late October 2019, I think for the revived podcast version
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
On the Leapster's Bugle web page, more highly random nonserts from me. www.patreon.com/LeapingLarry...
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LIFE’S SLAPSTICK PAGEANT #2 | Leaping Larry L
Entirely At Random *  Increasingly, when anyone claims that something is ‘no-brainer’, my conclusion, based on evidence provided, is that th
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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WWE Hall of Famer Dory Funk Jr. dead at 85
The legendary grappler, whose career spanned decades, was the last surviving member of the Funk wrestling family.
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
New from me on me webpage. A couple of tall tales but true from the pages of real life. www.patreon.com/LeapingLarry...
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LIFE’S SLAPSTICK PARADE | Leaping Larry L
Leapster’s Random Selection of Curious Events, Contrivances and Fly Wheels DRESSING FOR THE OCCASION *  I was watching that odd channel they
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Now that the World Cup is over, and I’m looking at Richmond’s prospects, I think it’s time that FIFA immediately starts another World Cup.
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This newie of mine is about $$ logic, or lack thereof, that folks in the public use to justify the AFL wildcard, or 'idiot', finals. Much like a gigantic business plan to merchandise Andrew McCarthy calendars for Christmas, this just doesn't work. We discuss why. www.patreon.com/LeapingLarry...
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FOOTY FOWLHOUSE 2026 pt 1 | Leaping Larry L
WILDCARD LOGIC Or WHATEVER THAT THING IS AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW, IT’S PROBABLY A CROCK One theory that always seems to be advanced when y
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I gather from an imprecise survey of all World Cup commentary that roughly 70-80% of the world’s players either play, or have played, for Arsenal.
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Ecuador v Curacao 0-0: ‘A boulder in the ocean has a point in the World Cup’ honked the super loud US commentator, and it was a top line, but I strongly suspect in the tradition of TV cooking shows, this was one he’d ’prepared earlier’.
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Re the SBS studio host for the USA v Paraguay game, to me it seemed negligent of them that there apparently wasn't a tin of decaf available in the entire building.
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Streaming Dismay Pt 2 As I was watching an episode of SNL UK the other day, an English football pundit happened to walk through the room. He commented: "If I'm being honest, at the end of the day, there's no coming back from this one for Comedy."
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Streaming Dismay Pt 1 In other-than-entertainment news, it's just been revealed that the owners of Hammer Productions have purchased all rights to Saturday Night Live UK. They will repackage it as a horror series entitled 'Morgue of Misery', without altering any of the content.
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Watching the AEW PPV today, it was about halfway thru when I thought, well, WWE can give up doing matches now. There’s no comparison or competition. They should order up some novelty vehicles and new costumes and start their bold new TV era - WWE Wacky Races.
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I don’t mind that BTS. Let It Roll Down The Highway is one of my favourites.
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
In the interests of the thousands, if not millions, who steadfastly refuse to visit my web page, here is a repost of an old one they can enjoy avoiding. It's about philosophy, herein defined as "an annoying way of thinking about things that probably don't matter." www.patreon.com/posts/philos...
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Philosophy Revisited Stupidly | Leaping Larry L
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Instances of the term ‘iconic’ being a little bit of a stretch, Pt 18,793: ‘The iconic combination of Pringles and Bud Light.’
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Watched the historic first ever MMA (mixed martial arts) card to be on Netflix the other day. Lucky they’d thoughtfully arranged a few support bouts. Main event went 15 seconds.
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The other day heard a new track with Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr which was billed as the first ever duet between the two. Similarly groundbreaking, owing to how the voices are these days, I found it hard to work out which was which.
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
At Rich v AC, dear old Gerard Healy was really working overtime towards the end of the match to underline all the positives that Richmond could take out of it. Problem was, each time he said it, Adelaide smashed on another couple of goals. After a while I was kind of hoping he’d stop saying it.
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Providing living definition of the term ‘stretching out the agony’ the AFL schedules a game at 7.20pm on a Sunday night - that most appealing of fixtures, Gold Coast v GWS. Public holiday in Qld tomorrow, but if they’d played it at 1.10pm, it still would have been a public holiday there tomorrow.
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Spoiler alert: On the basis of Richmond’s win, they have been awarded the premiership. The remainder of the AFL season will now be abandoned.
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Imagine a world without comedy. They’ve just made the first TV show from there. It’s called Saturday Night Live UK.
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Not remotely new, but an interesting person and story. www.latimes.com/local/obitua...
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Jackie Lomax dies at 69; signed by Beatles label but never hit it big
Singer Jackie Lomax was philosophical about the fame that never came to him, sometimes taking non-music jobs to make a living.
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Up on me web page now: Some more stuff Donald Trump will almost certainly get around to saying sooner or later. www.patreon.com/posts/155736...
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THE PREZ SEZ #2 | Leaping Larry L
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
If you happen to know someone who suffers from a disorder where they uncontrollably laugh so much it damages their health, medical science has come up with an antidote, believed to be 100% effective. It’s called Saturday Night Live UK.
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Be very careful to avoid a company called Guest Reservations when booking a hotel. My experience was that they effectively impersonate the actual hotel’s direct site, and only when you pay do you find out there is a WHOPPING service fee imposed - in my case around $160. Avoid Guest Reservations!
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
A dazzling exclusive on the very latest thoughts of US President Donald Trump, so new he hasn't actually said them yet, but it's probably just a matter of time. Available for free on the Leapster's Bugle web page. www.patreon.com/posts/154286...
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THE PREZ SEZ #1 | Leaping Larry L
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Just saw the movie ‘One Last Battle Every Which Way But Loose After Another One.’ My authoritative review: ‘What the f*** was that c*** thinking?’ My ‘Old Mate’ neighbours had a better take on Sean Penn’s performance: ‘Too much acting.’ Spot on. The whole movie had attention deficit disorder.
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
A celebration of the great mind-expanding opportunities offered to us via the march of technology. And/or the dumbcluck ads of mobile phone-dom. www.patreon.com/posts/stupid...
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STUPIDITY MARCHES ON – NOW WITH ADDED TECHNOLOGY! | Leaping Larry L
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
A few folks insisted they wanted to see me do more stuff about music on the web page. I just don't think they can have thought this one through. Anyway, the 30 years later non-reassessment of a Black Crowes record that everyone has been unwaiting for. www.patreon.com/posts/timely...
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TIMELY THIRTY YEARS LATER REVIEW OF BLACK CROWES ALBUM | Leaping Larry L
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
So you buy one goddamn CD set, and it turns into a vast sprawling saga of an enterprise. This is for anyone who has or does collect records, the Beatles afflicted, and anyone else who wants to pick up some bizarre sidelines in pop culture of the past. www.patreon.com/posts/strang...
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THE STRANGE LOVE SONG OF DAVE DEXTER JR | Leaping Larry L
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
In which recent trends in movie casting are put under the arc-torch of the blowlamp, specifically in regard to one Marge Robbie movie and whether she should be in it. www.patreon.com/posts/sweepi...
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A SWEEPING SURVEY OF TRENDS IN SCREEN CASTING | Leaping Larry L
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Here is kind of a recent album review I wrote, re an old Beach Boys album. So you can tell it should be a major game-changer in the world media & entertainment industries. I hope the stampede of folks rushing to read it doesn't destroy the internet. www.patreon.com/posts/unsoli...
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UNSOLICITED BEACH BOYS ALBUM REVIEW | Leaping Larry L
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Another new piece for my web page. It celebrates lofty new heights of vehicular insanity, by those lovable dingbats with whom we delight in sharing the roads. I call it Four Wheels - And Almost As Many Brain Cells. www.patreon.com/posts/150549...
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I LOVE YOU GEELONG TIME Pt 3 | Leaping Larry L
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
More of the ancient movies I like to kick back and watch here in Leapster Towers, with descriptions and links where youse can watch them for free. It's mostly private eye pics this time. Don't go off all stampeding at once, now. www.patreon.com/posts/150295...
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SQUIZZES AND BUTCHER’S 2 | Leaping Larry L
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I'm starting a series on the ancient clunker movies I watch at home. The first is about old knucklehead haunted house pictures, and has links to a couple of antique spook shows, plus my thoughtful, or slaphappy, notations on the genre. Excelsior! www.patreon.com/posts/149812...
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OF SQUIZZES AND BUTCHER’S, pt 1 | Leaping Larry L
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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'It's going to damage a lot of people': Former AIS athletes demand Channel 9 pull documentary
Former AIS athletes who claim they were physically and psychologically abused while living at the AIS have urged Channel Nine to shutter a documentary about the history of the institute.
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Like the first one from the other day, these are alleged trends and tenencies from the joint in what I live - bask in the cultural bounty of the beauteous Bellarine. (Or wherever I am exactly.) This is part 2. www.patreon.com/posts/149053...
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I LOVE YOU GEELONG TIME | Leaping Larry L
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Part one of my new documentary series in print about supposed trends and tendencies of a great regional city. www.patreon.com/posts/148902...
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The Tale of the Curiously Ambulatory Critter Cadaver, an absorbing modern mystery of suburban life, or something. www.patreon.com/posts/148548...
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CURIOUS CRITTER STORY | Leaping Larry L
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
It’s a little-known fact that thousands of unsuspecting people are killed every year by fumes coming off their ceramicist. Other, similarly idiotic facts can be gleaned at the Glean Machine, Leaping Larry L’s stupid web page, via this very link. www.patreon.com/posts/amazin...
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AMAZING FACTS FROM THE WORLD AND BEYOND | Leaping Larry L
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
After a full two years, the not noticeably clamoured-for return of Amazing Facts From The World And Beyond. I figured two years was enough time for most people to forget the first one. I think there are laughs there. * What would I know? (* Maybe two.) www.patreon.com/posts/147989...
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I remain impressed by the sterling efforts of the manufacturers of phones and computers, via their software, to apparently ensure we have as little control over their shit that we bought with our money as humanly possible. The nurks.
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I forgot to say (up till now) I’m guesting on the summer fill version of Pauly P’s Livewire on RRR tonite (Sat), hosted by The Butcher. Tonight’s feature classic live LP is Kick Out The Jams by the MC5. I’ll be on the phone on the show to yack about it, sometime in the 10-11pm area.
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Hey kids! Be the first on your block to use this new calamity of collective nouns! You'll be super cool and the first one asked to every party! * * (Caution: There may be no parties. Coolosity is a subjective standard. Batteries sold separately.) www.patreon.com/posts/146676...
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Christmas is a time when both indigestion and pets may be freely given. And this year, there is but one popular choice. But are you ready to care for Ariana Grande? I give a full guide to how to feed, house, and teach simple tricks to your Ariana Grande. www.patreon.com/posts/146559...
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HOW TO CARE FOR YOUR ARIANA GRANDE | Leaping Larry L
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Here again is the link for Pt 2 of Lexi and Leapster’s moderned-up fables, because we knew you were all fired up to pieces about catching it. www.patreon.com/posts/feathe...
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Featherbrain Fables pt 2 | Leaping Larry L
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Leaping Larry L @leapinglarryl.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I’ve detected the signature nasal honk and famous tactical theories of David King on the Foxtel coverage and they’ve loaded up the Dwaynerator as well, so it’s a matter of time before I flip over to Seven.
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