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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10h
And they voted for him anyway 😕
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 7h
The French kids are alright
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What is it about Saturdays that puts all the freaks on the road? We should have stop signs that shoot out your tires if you don't follow right of way.
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just watched a dude in a handicap raised minivan almost hit a lady in a crosswalk. Out of everyone shouldn't you know better?
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Genuinely asking. Why is it easier for many people to accept that a murderer deserves and can be rehabilitated, but someone who committed sexual assault cannot?
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hasan says he loves the environment but he must be blasting that AC at full force to sit there getting riled up in a full suit.
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like that old Confucius quote: "Things really suck ass right now dog"
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'll be the only one brave enough to say it: Grandma got run over by a reindeer is a certified banger
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Serial killers are entitled af. Imagine having enough time to be a serial killer in this time and age
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
BREAKING: President Trump signs executive order banning any speech related to gas prices.
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I haven't fucked any animals, but at least I know that if I did the FBI would accept me with open arms
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I took down all the smoke detectors in my house. They've been listening to me breathe
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the reaction meme of iconic drawn images of the heads of Marxist luminaries staring into the distance (Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Mao) that originally had Britney Spears affixed to the end, replaced in this version with an extremely shittily photoshopped headshot of Macklemore
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am officially dropping out of the Ed Sheeran tour. I was the guy who hands out water bottles backstage
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When modern civilization collapses we'll probably still have honey. I love honey
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Trump invades Ukraine to bring down the cost of diesel
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In anticipation of the 5k check, I've already Klarnad a Jet Ski
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Happy I only lost 10k on $LAPTOP. Wanted to put more in but felt like it would be irresponsible. I matrixed that shit
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Woke beer pretty goooood
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My retired elderly neighbor cuts his grass at least twice a day
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can't wait to see how my $LAPTOP investment is going. Need to pay for my leg lengthening surgery loan. The Latvian mafia keeps telling me I need to pay them back
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My turn at being a "socialist academic": Drinking purified water is fascism. One's entitlement to rape our planet and extract the purest most scarce form of water is rooted in fascist idealism while only enriching global corporations. The obvious solution is drinking and recycling your own piss.
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As a socialist its frankly disgusting how unhinged and out of touch some of y'all are with the lives of real people struggling under capitalism. Socialism won't work if these losers are in charge.
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
New Mexico should have a little internal civil war to decide their new name. Seems like the only fair way to go about it
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Based. We need an FDR like figure. The status quo will just get us someone as evil as Trump but more competent if not. We must set an example and try, imprison, and punish everyone involved in this administration for starters
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Modern gaming is disgusting in many ways. Wanted to play a bit if GTA5 before 6 comes out. Download it on PC. Took 20min to be in game because you have to download Rockstars propriety crap, battle eye, login, and a bunch of other bullshit. I just want to play the story holy shit this is garbage
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Too many tomatoes this time of year? Make tomato sauce and freeze it in ice cube or silicone molds. Much easier than canning
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bees much like cats are actually a liquid
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I feel worse for people that lost all their money because they're addicted to meth over someone who lost it all on polymarket. Only one of these people is redeemable
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Some women tried to flirt with me twice this week then I watched her get arrested (not related to the flirting)
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If you can't pee in the shower don't expect to survive the apocalypse
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy to announce I will be meeting with President Trump on my revolutionary new business idea hampered by current regulations: Cigarettes, but for kids
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If the world survives the climate apocalypse, and my grandchildren are reading their history book going "this is stupid we didn't declare victory 15 times" I'll be there to correct those snot nosed kids
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I love asparagus but the piss smell really is a wild side effect
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Had to talk with life insurance agent today and she kept saying ChatGPT. I hate humanity more and more everyday
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Where do I apply to be staff? I promise to not do anything bad once there is no more state to enforce pesky laws and will dutifully scrub toilets until I die for money that will be useless 😉
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Truth social is so cursed. It's like 60% ads
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Literally how these food recalls feel 😂
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Watched the GTA 6 trailer at least 3 times now. Not buying a PS5, but will probably pick this up on day 1 on PC. The wait will suck but will be well worth it
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Every business surrounding Lake American that does not change their signage, business name, or memorabilia to reflect the new name within a week should be arrested and tried for treason
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm not a photographer but I know enough to take a reasonably good photo. Someone wants me to take great photos of something that requires a nice sunny day outside, but is getting frustrated I can't do the same thing at 7pm
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Did everyone just go to hell before we invented Jesus?
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So glad the Democrats have finally rallied around a unified cause that helps the average person: Streamer bad
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I give it 24hrs before Google caves to the pressure
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Vaccines won't protect you from a gun
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Guess I cannot look up recipes online anymore. A1 slop ruins everything
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It might be disgusting, but peeing in the sink is eco friendly
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Couldn’t make it up if we tried
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It's not sexist to be mean to Natalie Harp folks and don't let anyone tell you otherwise
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Lean Lefty @leanlefty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If house prices don't crater I will just steal a house. I'm a healthy man in my late 20s. Who's going to stop me? I'm far stronger than 95% of the people that bought their first house for a stack of nickles and a firm handjob
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