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@leanancailin.bsky.social
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your friendly neighborhood cripplefae she/her | xe/xem/xir | fae/faer multiply disabled, genderfluid, plural, polyunsaturated, white, 30s covid cautious <3 talk to me about writing, gaming, world building, and linguistics pp/v/ca leanancailin

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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
if i deposited $2000 into your cashapp rn what will you use it for?

evil

wym

i would use that money for evil
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
a screenshot of the original tweet
"god: i have created man
angel: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did.  look at it, it's got anxiety"
edited so it reads
"agnarr: i have helped elsa
grand pabbie: you fucked up a perfectly good daughter is what you did.  look at her, she's got anxiety"
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
"no, mister bond, i expect you to die!"  captioned over the death laser scene from the bond movie it's spoken in
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Post a meme made by you
a screenshot of mordin from mass effect saying he's not a war criminal, overlaid with the politifact truthometer measuring his statement as "mostly false"
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
this is barely an exaggeration of how they talk about us
hil @plume__
people on food stamps should only be allowed 1 smile a day.  it should be very faint & there should be deep, unspeakable pain emanating from their eyes.  when they make their purchases the cashier should administer a little electric shock.  just the opinions of one humble christian
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
i misread "it's definitely transmissible" as "it's definitely transmisogynistic"
what is the medical name for an almost irresistible impulse to throw an egg into an electric fan?
-the binghamton news, new york, novermber 27 1925

don't know but it's definitely transmissible because now i have it
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
tag yourself i'm greek mythology / egyptology bigender
reeraboo
every bookish girlie has gone either a greek mythology, tudor dynasty, or egyptology era in their youth.  i don't have the hard data, but i am speaking from experience
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
google trends showing comparison of how often "kendrick lamar", "kansas city chiefs", and "philadelphia eagles" have been searched in the past several days.  the two sports teams are nearly identical and have passed each other repeatedly, while kendrick lamar is consistently twice as high as either of them, with a predicted spike to four times more popular as the time of the concert / game approaches
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
cvs health sticker reading "i got my covid-19 vaccine! i'm #onestepcloser to: the edge, and i'm about to break"

screenshot of a post by soy-sauce  junkie @papa_template
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
i would actually prefer men not perceive me, and definitely not for free
"how are you perceived by men?  take the test!"

a clearly fake scientific chart (albeit in a cute rainbow pattern) of archetypes ranked according to their scores in empathy, skills, independence, wisdom, and creativity.

archetypes include femme fatale, coquette, alpha woman, good girl, dark siren, high-value woman, empress, witch, warrior, betta woman, deviless, and amazon
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
but ramps are ugly and take up too much space, right
"this building has optional beast mode stairs"

two staircases side by side.  one is fairly unremarkable, the other has steps that are much larger than usual and occasional obstacles in the middle that need to be vaulted over or ducked under.  the second one is labeled beast mode.
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
People of BlueSky! Let's get to know each other better. What's your all time favorite TV show? Quote your answer in gif form
alex nunez kissing paige michalchuk

subtitles
paige: why are you doing this?
alex: because i love you, you idiot!  so much it scares the crap out of me!
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
post by glumshoe

I really think Rasputin lucked out, in that being remembered by history as some species of giant unkillable sex wizard is something most of us can only fruitlessly aspire to.
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
(to the tune of "staying alive") well you can tell by the way my clothes don't match i'm a renegade, and a total catch

(screenshot of a post by amanda on the fake social media site in life is strange: double exposure)
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
are these the men with which i am to defend america?
disappointed and angry shang yelling at mulan during i'll make a man out of you
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
basic layout, no real romanizations set up yet, just adhocing. vowels are i/u/a, syllable structure is currently (C)V(V)(n), though I'm considering slightly extending the possibly codas. approximants in (parentheses) bc they're predictable allophones of the vowels
ipa consonant inventory chart, containing the following phonemes:
bilabial and dental nasals
dental, velar, labialized velar, uvular, pharyngeal, and glottal ejective stops
alveolar, lateral, and alveolopalatal ejective affricates
dental, velar, labialized velar, uvular, and pharyngeal aspirate stops
alveolar, lateral, and alveolopalatal aspirate affricates
dental, velar, labialized velar, uvular, and pharyngeal plain stops
alveolar, lateral, and alveolopalatal plain affricates
alveolar, lateral, alveolopalatal, velar, labialized velar, uvular, and pharyngeal fricatives
bilabial, lateral, alveolopalatal, and pharyngeal approximants

the non-lateral approximants are all in parentheses
the ejective pharyngeal stop is combined with the glottal stop; the aspirate and plain pharyngeal stops are combined together
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
they had to change the name to buy adspace on youtube
movie poster showing uma thurman in a yellow jumpsuit holding a sword for a movie titled "unalive william volume 3"
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
(boardroom suggestions meme format)

antihomeless architecture.  give me ideas!

armrests on benches

spikes everywhere

houses?
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
screenshot of tweet

nicole molly b
@m68kadse

"biological women" implies the existence of chemical, nuclear, psychological, conventional, and guerilla women
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
when capitalists start talking shit about libraries and uploading pdfs to online repositories
you wouldn't borrow a book in the you wouldn't steal a car format
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
my brain when i want to do a task
the top of a sign reads "do not".  the rest of the sign's contents are hidden because a bush is growing up around the sign obscuring it
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
team rocket, destroying gender roles since 1997

jessie and james looking gleeful in ridiculous fancy dress; james has long curly blonde hair, while jessie appears to be some sort of general

jessie and james dressed up in a suit and tutu, respectively.

jessie and james as magic act; jessie is in a suit and top hat, james is the beautiful assistant in a pink dress, meowth is posing in front

jessie and james in bikinis.  james has larger breasts than jessie.  misty looks shocked
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
You AND your mobility aid are allowed to take up space.

heart emoji, wheelchair emoji, heart emoji

Misa on Wheels
@MisaonWheels
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
Misa on Wheels
@MisaonWheels

People with visible disabilities at a medical appointment: "Gotta make sure I'm dressed up and presentable so I'm taken seriously."

People with invisible disabilities at a medical appointment: "Gotta make sure I'm not too dressed up and healthy-looking so I'm taken seriously."
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
secular alternatives to shoulder demons & angels
millennial memes for existential extremes

crow: tells you to collect shiny things, protect your community, and violently peck at your enemies
faerie: mostly just tells you to do murder
goblin: tells you to collect trash and mind your business
raccoon: tells you to indulge in delicious foods and promotes a cleanly lifestyle.  also a big promoter of petty theft
dragon: tells you to destroy anyone who bothers you and take anything that pleases you
bigfoot: tells you to keep your personal affairs private and to spend more time in nature
squirrel: tells you to run from your problems, but also to always be planning for the future
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
erika ishii crouching on the edge of a chair surrounded by people sitting normally in chairs saying "i like perching like a little gargoyle""a little bisexual gargoyle"
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
loki in the avengers saying "i'm listening"
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
the inside out characters in my head
the cast of freakangels (all traumatized, several neurodiverse, several queer)
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
report image form from facebook saying "what's going on?" with "i'm in this photo and i don't like it" selected
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
comic strip
boastful villain in a monopoly outfit and robotnik walker amid a destroyed city: you're too late, superdorks!  you'll never stop me now!
confident yellowclad superhero: that's where you're wrong, evil-doer!  we will stop you, with the powers of:
action pose blueclad superhero: friendship!
meditative pose greenclad superhero: harmony!
dead-eyed flat affect redclad superhero: incredible violence
yellow: and love!
villain, visibly sweating: ah, i, uh, i see you got a new member...s-super dorks.  p-prepare for battle
jump cut to the superdorks eating at a cafe.  red is soaked in blood and still expressionless, the others are smiling
yellow: wow guys, we're doing amazing lately!
credit / signature: owlturd.com
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
people who don't know what "chronic" means: does it hurt right now? me:
image of bruce banner about to turn into the hulk at the end of the avengers with the text "that's my secret, cap.  i'm always in pain".
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 02/06/2024
two trees in a forest, sitting five feet apart because they're gay
caption: the phenomenon of "crown shyness", where trees avoid touching

four images looking up at foliage of trees, with a clear patch of sky between each tree's cover so they aren't overlapping or touching (because they're gay)
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
other fae beings: at home in a majestic forest or beautiful mountain glade me: lower lower wacker is the most convenient entrance to the otherworld
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
nvm back to having fun
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
me: ai person wordle, this should be fu-
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leanancailin @leanancailin.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
if i go near stained glass is it gonna come back
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