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@leaftilde.bsky.social
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18+ only! Princess of the Trans Plantgirls and Visiting Professor of Goblin Studies! 🏳️‍⚧️🌱 I write fun smut! 💚 Commissions Closed! Asexual Pervert! 30s! She/Her plz! 🔞 Contact Infos and Comm Sheet in here! linktr.ee/leaftilde

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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 17h
Fucking Surf Dracula strikes again.
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 19h
I think I was 7 or 8 when I first picked Terminator from my family's semi-regular Blockbuster trips and I thought everything was cool as hell (except the romance scenes ew icky) but then the stop motion Terminator moved so unnaturally that I had to hide my face and had nightmares for weeks
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 20h
Pitza you say?
Detective Halligan from Mystery of the Droods
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's developed a time machine at least once, but, like, Blue Demon still needs fighting. Or banishing.
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've only watched one season, and I only then I didn't finish, but I liked what I saw! That these boys didn't date is INSANE.
Ankh and Eiji Hino from Kamen Rider OOO
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A thing about Dylan Control's character design I like is the little falling guy charm that would, in theory, be super useful for a guy who's constantly flying and switching localized gravity and stuff! Also hey why are the Faden Siblings portrayed as mirror images that's weird that's strange hmm
Dylan Faden backed up against a mirror, with his sister, Jesse Control, back to back with him. Their hands are just barely touching
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If people wanna say Resonant isn't as good as the original, I won't argue. I probably agree once the recency bias has lifted! But man. Dog. Gang. When it hits, it hits. I love this sad little dog-man now.
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LEAF TRANS???
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You've done it now. I play CURSE OF COGIATI in the ATTACK position
 Visualize the following entirely in your head. Do not draw or write anything, just use your mind. Picture a pair of cubes. The two cubes are connected by a bar through their middle, like a dumbbell. Imagine that the dumbbell object is floating in front of you, one cube close to you, the other directly away from you. Now, imagine that the cube nearest you is red, and the cube furthest from you is blue. Picture the dumbbell built of two cube and a rod begins to rotate, the near, red cube, dropping down and away, and the blue, far cube, rotating up and nearer. The dumbbell continues so that it now stands vertical, in front of you, the red cube on the bottom, the blue cube on the top. Continue this direction of rotation, end over end, three times exactly, starting with that state where the red cube was on the bottom, and the blue cube was on the top. What is the position of either cube, red or blue?
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No bingo! Still cis 😎
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
G'RAHA TIA AS DRACULA?!?! ...iunno it could work.
An ad for an audiobook version of Dracula starring Ella Purnell and Jonathan Bailey, who I'm sure was in other things but I mostly know him as the catboy twink wizard my Warrior of Light FFXIV pines over.
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Five 🍅 down, 1437 words. Well...it's better than normal! I keep waiting for the shoe to drop and for my brain to lock up again. It always happens. Sneak preview for putting up with my updates on what I'm working on. If you can believe it, it's actually erotica. Just...not this part.
“You don’t get to tell me what will happen.”

More cracks. Glass snapped. Her right arm fell to pieces, her pistol turned to inanimate fulgerite. But her double didn’t need a weapon to lash out one last time.

“How do you know she loves you…” esseJ rasped, her voice mingling with the sounds of cracking, “and not us?”

The barrel of Jesse’s gun lowered for a moment. A terrifying prospect. She’d fight for the people of the FBC, and she’d die to keep this world safe. But could she live with knowing that she’d never be with Emily?

But it was only for a moment. 

“I don’t,” she told the figment, “but I’m the Director. Sometimes I have to make the hard calls.”

The last thing she remembered before waking up was another gunshot, followed by seeing herself reflected a thousand thousand times.
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It really is an iconic fit 😎
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🍅🍅🍅 down, 🍅🍅 to go I think it's working because I want it to work, but I'm not looking a gift horse in the mouth. The real test is if I can replicate this over the rest of the day, then the rest of the week, then the rest of the month. BUT FOR NOW: nbnb
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Honestly tho half of transition photos is just learning how to dress yourself/caring about yourself enough to want to dress yourself in anything but rags. "Starting estrogen vs three years, HRT really is amazing!"
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Losing weight not for health or self improvement reasons but so I can pull off a Jesse Control (from the hit video game Faden) cosplay if I wanted to. Not that I want to cosplay in particular I just...I think she looks neat.
Jesse Faden from the hit video game Control
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's October! THE MONTH OF THE DEMON! Why not check out this super fun bundle? Why, it's so fun it's MONSTER FUN! Romance, erotica, and more featuring various scaries and oogliebooglers starting at $15bux! WAOW! WHAT VALUE!!! itch.io/b/3909/the-m...
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A story about how, y'know, our parents fuck us up. Even when they try not to. And sometimes all you can rely on is yourself and your suspiciously similar sister wonder what's going on there why is that why are both your names unisex that's strange what's that about
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean big if true
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gonna have to sit with Control: Resonant a bit but...honestly, it's as good as I hoped it would be. Jesse's still my girl but...god. Poor fucking Dylan. What a tremendous work of art...where you also happen to beat the shit out of monsters every few minutes.
Jesse and Dylan Faden (THE SIBS)
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
With a click I can be the productive person I've always wanted to be, with the only catch being it wouldn't be *my* work anymore. It'd be, what? The interlocutor? The proxy? No...the Sysco Chef. That's it.
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On the one hand, here we fucking go. They wanna monetize better and the first step is to ice out the horny freaks who built the damn userbase. Every social media website does this eventually. But on the other hand...least they're pretending to ask my opinion about it?
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man who wrote Picard Season 2, one of Star Trek's worst as a franchise: don't worry gang I got the plan to fix it
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Iran continues to be frustrated with how to combat an enemy that is simultaneously also a travelling carnival.
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paddle steamers just look cool gang iunno
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SHE HAS A GREAT SHORT CUT WITH HER DIRECTOR'S OUTFIT. Or the portrait of Courtney Hope they use sometimes, that looks pretty good too. Both plenty professional but still Jesse. She has many viable hairstyles I just don't think the mullet is working for her.
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They only saving grace will be if they do The Thing. If they do The Thing, all complaints will be absolved and it will be game of the decade. Game of the century.
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay, I think I've gotten enough time with seeing it I think Jesse's new look lowkey kinda sux. Listen. Okay I hear you booing me, and that's fair, but I don't like the kerchief thing, her fleecy jacket kinda looks like old shag carpet she's made herself an outfit from, and...I hate the mullet.
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Y'know that adage that the more people understand about technology, the more they get into prepping? Well...guess who was raised by a tech worker. And...well, my folks haven't gotten LESS into preparing for the apocalypse, let's just say that.
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying not to spoil a cool environmental storytelling thing I noticed in Control Resonant because knowledge of it will lesson the effect but it's really fun and clever.
Sweating man with bulging veins in forehead
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They call it the
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God Engineering is so perfect. IT'S SHAPED LIKE THE SUPERCHARGER ON A HOT ROD BUT IN SPACE. IT'S SO COOL.
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think the set and the costumes were kinda amazing, perfectly combining the aesthetic of a modern military with hints of the world that TOS created, that now exists in both our past and their future. Also, so many pockets! Great places to hold space things! Please enjoy my Treksona
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Sacred Texts
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
YOU!
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Now I'm imagining Bart Simpson Desert Storm but with Goblin instead of Bart.
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me when I post some weird gay shit to counteract the vanilla het shit
A human wireframe crossected by a...orbital diagram? Iunno, weird wireframe toroid thing
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THE GOAT
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So this post was sent to be my someone (who isn't me) and told me to post it (they aren't me) and I was aghast and taken aback but I promised them (another person) that I would post it so here it is.
Mazlow's Hierarchy Pyramid but it's "A guy holding a hitachi to a trans woman's clit and telling her that "Good Girls Cum When Daddy Calls Their Name~""
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've good news
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Honestly, I just watched 2010: The Year We Made Contact and it's an extremely chill (for the most part) space sequel about the follow-up voyage to 2001: A Space Odyssey and unravelling some (but not all!) of the mysteries in that movie. Might be up your alley!
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The sound I made:
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
WHICH WAY, TRANS WOMAN?
The Steam page new and popular listing for CONTROL Resonant next to Dressmaker
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bret Stephens, calling it a career, sums up the reason he's paid:
Bret Stephens "If you're scratching your head at this "news," well, it's because I made it up.
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Let alone the heinous behaviour of the suspiciously similar Lt. Marseilles
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
......😳
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Regency Star Trekking with a Captain dressed like this 😳
Simon Bolivar in his cunty little outfit with the gold epaulettes.
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Reminded of this banger the glorious days of the Evergiven I posted on Twitter me in my 20s
The Evergiven trapped in the Suez (labelled "Gender Dysphoria"), with a tiny excavator next to it called "Making female characters in RPGs"
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
While Miorine is obviously in the Bride roll, she's anything but passive. Her first scene is her having THROWN HERSELF INTO SPACE to escape an arranged marriage, she's the driving force behind Gund-Arm Inc and the duel strategies, and though her plans sometimes end horribly, she's never a victim.
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