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I fucking hate the internet

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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Would you be alright if your economic reporting was in a magazine or newspaper which also published CSAM? Is there a difference between your economic reporting being on a website with CSAM, or a magazine with CSAM?
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
@markpachucki.bsky.social when it comes time to compose 8 posts defending someone who associated with a known child sex trafficker:
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Canadian World War II propaganda poster, original by Robert Nichol, published by the National War Services

- A cartoon beaver gnawing down a tree that Elon Musk is hiding in, with caption reading “Get Your Teeth Into The Job”
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Exterior of the Department of Justice.
Etched in the wall above the window reads:
Where Tyranny Begins
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Elon Musk press conferences are like a Neil Breen film
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Logging on
media.tenor.com
a close up of a gold statue with gifrun.com written below it
Alt: Astar from Planet Danger jumping into a series of spinning blades -Clip from Canadian Public Broadcasting PSA that ran on TV in the 1980’s and 90’s
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
We are only a couple weeks away from Trump just literally tearing up The Constitution during a press conference at the National Archives
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Move aside, Fartboy
This is truly one of the worst things I have ever seen. The internet was an awful terrible mistake. There is no god.

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Move aside, Fartboy-Dad's back, and he's bringing the thunder! 
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Built on Solana's lightning-fast network, $FARTDAD is already ripping through the charts faster than Dad finding the
TV remote. & With wisdom, experience, and an unlimited supply of gas-powered humor, this token is set to be the ultimate father figure of the meme coin world.

WHY $FARTDAD IS THE KING OF THE BLOCKCHAIN GRILL:
• Dad Jokes & Market Moves - FARTDAD doesn't just make you laugh-he makes you rich.
• • Built to Dominate - Like all great dads, $FARTDAD plans for the future and always delivers.
• • No Rugs, Only Hugs - FARTDAD doesn't abandon the family he's here for the long haul.
• • Faster Than a Dad Nap - Solana speed, zero lag-because Dad doesn't waste time.
• • Bringing the Whole Family - Fartboy, Fartbaby, Fartuncle everyone's invited to the Fart Dynasty.
THE LEGACY OF $FARTDAD BEGINS NOW!
The grill is hot, the stakes are high, and $FARTDAD is cooking up one of the biggest meme runs of the year. * So grab your spatula, stock up on propane, and let's send this dad to the moon-one legendary toot at a time. * ©
& Because when Dad wins, the whole family wins.
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Mitch McConnell falling down the stairs a second time was just a distraction from the first time he fell down the stairs
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
In retaliation for the tariffs, Canadian Geese have been instructed to poop 25% more during their migrations through America
Patriotic Canadian Goose doesn’t take shit from hosers
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Sorry babe, tonight's not the best night for a Moondance
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Just got back from Flight Risk (2025) what a total piece of shit. -Main character fails to secure badguy 5 goddamn times and he keeps getting loose and attacking them on the plane -90 minutes but felt like 3+ hours -If I had known Mel Gibson directed it I wouldn’t have gone -Fuck you Mel Gibson
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Eggs were so cheap we would buy them and throw them at rich peoples houses
Grandpa Simpson explaining to children how things used to be
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I hate this I hate everything about this
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I think they should go a step further and just turn off the internet altogether
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Live feed of Merrick Garland’s Justice Department hard at work:
media.tenor.com
a person is cutting a loaf of bread on a cutting board .
Alt: a person cutting a loaf of bread with a door stop
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
"How can we make the internet objectively worse for everyone?" -tech bros for the last 20 years
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Morbferatu
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Advertise your account with just one image
Lenny from The Simpsons sitting in a sad looking room eating out of a can of beans
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
YouTube sent me a notification for this bizarre video of space images set to ambient music but I’m not subscribed to the channel. Half the comments are people claiming to be in a collective consciousness and the other half are people asking “wtf is this shit why is this getting recommended to me?”
Video Title: 1945160733675106475
Channel Name: X705A96Comment 1:
I will meditate to this as i go into my god state ( the light that fills you inside, it reminds me when superman charges in the sun and feels incredible. Certain Music helps release it and you all can do it ) you feel stronger , faster, wiser, everyone around you energy level and vibration is low and yours will be bright as the sun , your a beacon of light

Comment 2:
the end of the cycle draws near stay safe everyone and be prepared to survive anything that may come this is only the begining

Comment 3:
My heart is so full, guys. We did it. We're doing it. Somehow, it is all manifesting and unfolding perfectly. The light is so strong, more and more people are quieting their minds and opening their hearts. Keep going. 

Comment 4:
There are some who think these videos brainwash people. I am convinced that these videos are here to communicate love and light to us. To anyone reading this, consciously or subliminally, I love you and am sending out vibes of healing, abundance, and peace Comment 1:
I Agree. Everything is going to be wild starting 2025 and many stuff that we see in movies and games is gonna be real soon because we are able to make it happen and we are just starting with the Artificial Intelligence but what is coming next is unimaginable and difficult to explain because we are going to play as a GOD level and we are going to see NEW things in this era that you can't be able to explain.

Comment 2:
OMG!!!!!!! This channel just came to me! The video was a huge DOWNLOAD!!!!!!!! This is who we are!!!!! We are Masters of the Universe and it's time for us to FLY around and have some fun!!!! Thanks to X7Q5A96. Thank you for remembering to COLLECT your GALACTIC FAMILY!!!!!!! Me and My Cosmic Partner are doing the same. We are all recognizing each other with Great Speed these days!!!!!!!! Thanks
EVERYONE for the Beautiful Love you keep sending out to the Universe!!! LOVE and PEACE to the WORLD MAWR Delay Beach °
Florida USA

Comment 3:
Reality is a split view of a common dimension that we share through different points of perception of consciousness. You are me and I am you. There is no one without the other

Comment 4:
The title of this vid is date and lat/long coordinates. 1945 16 07 (July) / the coordinates are for NM. This was the date and location of the Trinity Test at White Sands NM. The world's first nuclear explosion.
The description is obviously pi.
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
2025 energy
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Children, please remain calm. A Tesla Cybertruck has exploded
Classroom of children from The Simpsons going crazy because there is a dog in the vents
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Fell asleep with Amazon Prime running and woke up to the movie I, Frankenstein playing on my TV what an awful way to start 2025
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
New Years Eve preparations (for all my friends)
Nathan Fielder from “Nathan for You” in a midsize apparent filling a bowl with snacks
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
There’s some freaky shit happening on Mars
A photo of ice water in a crater on Mars but it looks like spunk
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Scooby Doo can doo doo but Jimmy Carter *was* smarter 😢
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I am constantly insulted on this platform
Disgruntled Jack Torrence (Jack Nicholson) from Stanley Kubrick’s adaptation of  “The Shinning”
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
The Blob says it needs ‘more living beings than we’d imagined’ as it lays out assimilation plan
CNBC
TECH

OpenAl says it needs 'more capital than we'd imagined’ as it lays out for-profit plan

PUBLISHED FRI, DEC 27 2024 8:00 AM EST
UPDATED FRI, DEC 27 2024 12:44 PM EST
Hayden Field
@HAYDENFIELDStill frame from The Blob (1988)
Character is being enveloped and devoured by The Blob
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Characters in Netflix shows be like:
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social • 6h
Elon is a stupid fucking moron
with a dumb face and he eats farts

Elon Musk & (x) @elonmusk • 2h
Replying to @leadbelly
That is a lie. Do you make this lie?
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
2 men strapped to a couch recoil in horror and squirm as they try to free themselves from the terror seated beside them

Still frame taken from film The Thing2025
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
At a Christmas party and the host served “Chex mix” but it was clearly made with Crispix brand cereal what a fucking travesty
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Tis the season to rock MF DOOM Xmas beats
youtube.com
Doom Xmas - YouTube
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Kermit breaks through the floor of a fancy rich person party brandishing a gun and startling the guests.
Jim Henson can be seen below as puppeteer.
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Americans love having choices. Like choosing which health insurance provider you want to deny your insurance claim. That’s called freedom!
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Democrats could have easily won the 2024 election if they had just gotten Jeb! on board the campaign alongside Liz Cheney. What a total blunder!
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Congratulations to CTE for winning the boxing match
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Nice to see Xzibit came out of retirement to provide the ugly ass car jake paul is using to enter the stadium
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Shout out to the old guy at the tyson vs paul fight who just called it Nutflix
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I once saw a film of Will smith fighting robots and his younger clone, he is such a brave man
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Eating popcorn on the couch. More people should try this
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
i keep hearing that bluesky is full of communists, and yet no one has shared my post. Curious 🧐
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
current mood
Standing in front of the family rock getting pathetically drunk

-Bruce McCulloch from The Kids in the Hall sketch “Drunk Dad Advice”
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
my handle is invalid 😔
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I’m considering just closing my eyes for the next 4 years
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Just one more thing…
POV looking outside through the crack of a suburban house door. Standing in the entry is famed investigator Lieutenant Columbo, of the hit 1960’s TV crime drama titled: ColumboPOV looking into Nazi coward Nick Fuentes’ mother’s house. The door is cracked open just enough to see Nick Fuentes’ stupid Nazi face.
He is using her house to hide away because his toxic bigotry is starting to catch up with him and he is scared
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Life was simpler when Joe Rogans biggest cultural influence was making people eat donkey testicles on tv for money
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
This is the only book that matters
A book about Kitty Secrets
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leadbelly @leadbelly.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
How many licks of Tootsie-Pop does it take until you die?
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