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Luke

@ldavis.bsky.social
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I own more than one plate! Who says I don’t?!

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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck you, @senmullin.bsky.social. Fuck you for making this commercial. Fuck you for spending our money on your vanity. Fuck you for making us stare at your faux-chummy attitude and stupid ass-face. Fuck you for saying “god bless America” and “protect the homeland”. Eat just my entire ass.
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
@pmjensen22.bsky.social bravo!
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The newest Weekend at Bernies has gotten really dark.
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Lookin' great, trump. lookin' great.
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
500k to specific senators??! I cannot believe how close to this we actually are. “Wait a minute, I want to tack on a rider to that bill: $30 million of taxpayer money to support the Perverted Arts.”
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Saw the northern lights even from the southern side of the city!
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Happy Friday!
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
It is really hard not to commit a crime by expressing my true feelings for this president
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
No kings, god dammit
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Think about it: if that son of a bitch kicks the bucket tonight, tomorrow all the protests just become the world‘s largest party!
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
The new iPhone’s front-facing, wide-camera is pretty great tech but I’m afraid it’s not quite at 2-Great-Dane-wide level… slight chance of user error
A man with one, Great daneThe same man, with the second Great daneA selfie perfectly, capturing all three of them, but in a blurry chaos of dog motion
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
“Ooooooooooo girl!” - Pete’s tummy
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
“If my ass fits, I sits”
One Great dane on a dog bed and a second Great dane trying to force her way on and ignoring the lack of any room
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Remember Charlie Kirk's victims... they're still being targeted.
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Minnesota: standing by!
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
19 years ago today I married my wife! Each year, it gets better & better. Marry your best friend, folks.
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
This was amazing. Your quote: even better!
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Where is she? Where is she when we need her the most?
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
This is Garth! Party on, Garth.
A very young veiled chameleon on a green branch
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Funny - SimpleAI wont call the tip line and read sections 10 & 11 of this. It will, however, be doing lots of other work today 👏
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Hey, remember in the summer of 1994 when Donald Trump tied a child to a bed, punched her in the face, and raped her? The court documents sure do.
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Felt the need to do some art! Teaching my son about block printing and carved out the dark Moon greatsword to play with
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
*huge breath in* EPSTEIN!!! Keep up the pressure
Donald Trump meme. TLDR: he’s a pig and a rapist
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
🔥
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
good girl ❤️
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I'm going to hold your hand when I say this: Israel is the bad guy Full. Fucking. Stop.
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Steam Deck back from valve repair shop. Gotta say that new wrap is lookin sick
Bright yellow topography map skin on a steam deck
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Greg Gutfeld? LOL
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Take it for what you will - I gave chat GPT-4o the screenshot and asked for plausible scenarios that this could be about. Even a percentage likelihood for each independently. Then I gave it the context of Trump & Epstein
	•	Illicit or sexual overtones: 70%
— The physical evidence (naked woman sketch, risqué tone) and Epst‑ funded environment push this interpretation more likely.
	•	Commentary on fame / mystique: 60%
— Still plausible as part of persona-crafting, but sexual implications now mix into the reading.
	•	Sentimental friendship: 30%
— Could be playful birthday banter—but odd and sexualized, making pure sincerity less convincing.
	•	Philosophical/existential: 25%
— Still possible but overshadowed by evidence of risqué context.
	•	Scripted or satirical fiction: 15%
— Highly unlikely; this appears to be a real personal letter in a private album.
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
If i ever bump into Peter Navarro, im going to pee on him.
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
A big tongue’d Great Dane
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
“Being an employee I know the value of money” Can’t tell if awful support-script or just AI 😂
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Taco Tuesday!!
A name of a man in a full leather face hood with eye holes, nose holes and a zipper mouth - open and eating a crudely pasted-in taco image
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Felt cute. Might delete later
Wearing an Elden Ring Wylder helmet
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Memorable start to the summer for the boys
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
...and the smell of fresh cut grass #fathersday
A serene picture of a Surly craft beer on a deck table with a graphic novel, "The Last Ronin" on the table next to it. A picturesque green background with a pond
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
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Luke @ldavis.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Protestor in ghostbusters costume. A sign that reads, “no ghosts. No kings.”
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