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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks. As the absent parent they were a big disappointment.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My relationship with the team is that of a child and absent parent who never keeps their word. All I can hope for is Christmas and my birthday for them to come through. Yesterday was my birthday.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I had a dream I was in a relationship with John Wick not Keanu Reeves. This was a full on action dream with a train chase. What in the sleep demon is wrong with me because I am not a "redemption arc" type of chick. I'm "villain origin story-esque"
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Not 4'11 but still on ready. If a pit bull run up it's getting punched in the snout. Just irrational and then suddenly calm and docile and trying to figure out who caused all this carnage.
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a girl is standing on a couch in a living room with the words who made this big mess .
Alt: a girl is standing on a couch in a living room with the words who made this big mess .
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
The late Suzanne Somers husband is doing S2 E1. Every day is a different episode
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I know who I'm not messing with. I don't even say the actor's name he played that role so well.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
For real! "Ol 5 headahh boy. Ol drip drip smell like Sh*t living in a sewer headaah boy. Ol Krusty reject ahh boy. Float your ahh out my face ahh boy." He would be so roasted.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
A bottle of Try Me Tiger Sauce.  A NOLA brand
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I was gone scroll til i find my people. Tiger sauce is always the correct answer.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
That's me today!
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Where is Thriller Zombie Mike because that's where I am
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Felt that. I always told my kids. I want you to do better than me so I want better FROM you because I want the best FOR you.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
You gotta schedule them for what used to be the winter months. So you can wear long pants and not perspire too much. However, who knows what day winter falls on this year.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I'm old school so I would say also teach them where to place their napkin while dining, while going to the restroom and when the meal is concluded. Where to place your fork when you are finished with a course. Using bread as a pusher, how to eat soup. When should you begin eating. All of it.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I concur. Because why would you invite yourself and then try to get them to change the rules. Girl go take little Billy and Mandy to Disney World and leave them folks alone.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
It also uses a color palette that dogs can see. Why Dogs Love Watching Bluey, According to an Expert share.google/QlV2OfyxdxTI...
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7 Reasons Why Your Dog Loves Watching 'Bluey', According to an Expert
Wondering why your dog loves watching 'Bluey'? Amanda Farah, National Training & Behavior Coordinator for Best Friends Animal Society breaks down the possible reasons to PEOPLE, including how the show...
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Please share with the class when you find it. I'm tired of looking like I'm about to perform "lady trapped in a box" eryday.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Well there are worse things I could do.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
None. Yakity-smakity or this that and the third
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
So many... Mom - "We gone see whose ass the blackest" Uncle -"What you on? Dipe or dogfood." Grandpa -" Don't mess with them boys that work for the Stand & Lean company" (i.e. standing on a corner and leaning on a pole)
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Ricky Fontaine @officialblee.blacksky.app · 19/06/2025
In honor of Juneteenth, what’s your favorite black saying? Mine is “You don’t believe fat meat is greasy”
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
My mama's line was "we gone see whose ass the blackest." Usually it was hers because I ain't want that smoke.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
When someone walks in a room and doesn't speak "I don't remember sleeping with you last night."
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
This show is called "Stick or Twist" in my house. Waiting patiently for szn 2.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
This episode of Black Mirror is called Metalhead.
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two men and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is wearing a shirt that says weed
Alt: two men and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is wearing a shirt that says weed
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
This was put so succinctly. I'm a walk away type person. Emotions may be high and I'm liable to burn bridges and urinate on the ashes.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
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three pink stuffed animals are standing next to each other .
ALT: three pink stuffed animals are standing next to each other .
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I am at an office with a tear in my eye trying to suppress laughter. Ima log off fore I get in trouble.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Fo sho
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Although this is about losing a lover, I heard this song for the first time the day my mom died. It broke my heart then and it breaks my heart still since it is associated with that memory. youtu.be/sonzlE32YVg?...
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All I Ask
YouTube video by Adele - Topic
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
... & Roebuck
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
No, that's not the thing that got me. Colored me shocked when I learned that it is an Irish potato and not "Osh" potatoes.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
This was teenaged me heartbreak anthem. I know one thing. That crowd is way too sedated for me. When that music swells and key change and she belts out "it hurts me more than you know," I'd be throwing shoes, and what's left of my hair! The "Voice" was voicing.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
What other flavors of crawfish is there besides hot and "not quite as hot but your nose still gone run" and "don't stand too close to the boil pot because your eyes and nose gone water like you got hit with mustard gas."
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
You can't win child, you can't break even and you can't get out of the game... or I'm a tumor I'm a tumor I'm a tumor.
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Michael Jackson GIF
Alt: Michael Jackson GIF from The Wiz with Michael Jackson as the scarecrow singing you can't win, child
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I feel like this question is a set up. I plead the 5th.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I already drive my car like this with the theme song running through my head. AND don't let me hit Dynamic Mode and that racer flag flash on the dash. I am in the powerful mach 5 at that point.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I would say same but only when my opinion is elicited. Otherwise you just gonna have to discern it from my facial expressions.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I am deceased!!!!! Only for the men to end up like Pokey.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Thanks it was an experience having that many folks observing "new human highway." I'm just glad no one's faces looked like a Kraken was coming out of there so that's a positive.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
How about a pap with the doc, the nurse, and 4 interns in the room for observation. AND NO ONE BOUGHT ME DINNER FIRST!
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Yesterday I rooted for the Texans and that was a bust. Today I was rooting for the Ravens and that was a bust. Next week I will be rooting for the Chiefs because with great power comes great responsibility.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
And will have no recollection of why things are now cinders, embers and charcoal briquettes. I forgot why I burned it to the slab but here we are so suck it up, buttercup.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
26 years married and will put a pillow barricade between us and go to sleep. By morning, tempers have cooled and compromises are made.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I promise you, the way my mind works, I don't even remember picking up the stick and am wondering why you mad.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I never cursed at my kids but they did know the phrases dammit and awe shit for survival purposes. They would come running if they heard me exclaim these because it meant I burnt myself, cut myself, bumped myself, injured myself. I am a clutz.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Catfish Courtbouillion (Coo bee yon)
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
That doggo said place the plate on the floor and walk away!
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
This may be a shot in the dark but can you guys help me? Who is singing the "must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found" on the Jackson 5s Frosty the Snowman? I have been searching and cannot find out.
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lbouvay.bsky.social @lbouvay.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
As someone with big eyes, that is funny as hell!
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