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Paul R

@lbcyber.bsky.social
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Web developer and educator. Doing my best. Queer skeleton. they/them. Thinks you're cool and likes you.

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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What do you even say to this
Another AI-generated human anatomy poster. Everything is incoherent, everything appears to be made of bone, and there are like 5 penises as well as small full figures on the top right both with massive packages.
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Espooggasha" is what the Board shouts at me whenever I do a sick execution in Control Resonant
AI-generated human anatomy image displaying the human body from the lower jaw to the appendix. Every label is complete nonsense and your brain is better off if I don't list them all.
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I searched via @duckduckgo.com's NO-AI subdomain (why they have a yes-ai domain I can't fathom) with AI results explicitly set to "hide" Search terms: "detailed human anatomy" Can you guess which of these results are AI-generated? If you said "all of them" then you understand how cooked we are
Image search results for "detailed human anatomy" via DuckDuckGo. "AI Images" option is set to "hide"

The window is displaying the top 16 results, of which ALL OF THEM are AI-generated.
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"With little to no political or social justice framing" Zoe:
Screenshot of Control: Resonant. Includes caption of Zoe saying: "Richest country in the world, you'd think we could support the people in need"
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Literally all I did was type nvidia dot com into the address bar
screenshot of nvidia's site, reading 404 - Page Not Found. Hmm, Looks Like This Page Is Missing. Let's use AI to find it.
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lord of the Flies is woke now because one of the kids is mixed race and they talk about feelings (which is gay)
Site review of Lord of the Flies tv series as 62% (very woke)

There's a rainbow pin for some reason
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bluesky post where Pat Stares At falsely claims to have ownership of a "fat smelly butt" despite it widely being known that the pallette swap guy has indeed the fattiest, smelliest butt
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hell yeah this is how we do it in Canada Ouais, c'est comme ça qu'on fait dans un Québec libre, sans la fascisme anglophone
Screenshot of a message: Your OCS order is approximately one hour away!

There is also a French translation.

This is for weed. We get free weed delivery in Canada and it rules
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ifan Ben-Metz from Divinity 2. It was my first go at the Divinity series, and I didn't really expect there to be romantic routes (everyone died except Ifan in act 1 lol) I'm just a goofy lizard wizard and he's by my side then all of a sudden we're in bed and he goes absolutely beast mode
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I have a bit more. For historical preservation
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The OG-Gs. The pioneers of doomed yaoi themselves. The legends.
Fresco painting of Gilgamesh and Enkidu holding each other in a spar that looks more like a romantic dance
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
He heard about the playground violence there and got scared
Screenshot from the intro to Fresh Prince of Bel Air. A couple of guys (up to no good) make trouble by spinning a young, screaming Will Smith around over a basketball court
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Boomer-styled image of an evil veiled skeleton holding guns akimbo at the viewer.

Text reads: Bandits won't stop punching you when demanding items, even when unconscious. NO ONE WILL HELP
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Have you ever been told to draw a dog, except you've never seen a dog. And the person asking you draw the dog doesn't really remember what dogs look like? I'm Todd McFarlane, and I created Spawn"
Wide cut of Todd McFarlane in one the intros for his Spawn cartoon series. He's in a doofy-looking castle with dark blue and red lighting. He's wearing a black vinyl three-piece suit for some reason
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
lol
Tweet by Andrew Tate on X on July 23, 2026:

I am being held in SHU, the highest level of security which exists.

No commissary.
No visits.
No contact with the outside world.

My neighbor is a cannibal who screams throughout the night.

X's Community note retorts: "Posting on social media is contact with the outside world." and links to the Cambridge dictionary definition of the word "contact"
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Screencap from Dracula Flow. An old bald man with a painted-on widow's peak, aviator glasses, and a dracula costume is about to say "I'm him"
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Today in Toronto: Yellow. Everything is yellow. Deep yellow. Venus yellow. Also like Venus it's absurdly hot and don't breathe the air it's poison. A new flavour of SAD I didn't know existed has unlocked.
Picture of a park, houses and greenery by the side of an office building. The sky is an unnatural-looking shade of yellow, lighting the surface in an eerie, threatening-looking hue
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The only hero brave enough to have given us digitigrade argonians and khajiit, as lord Akatosh intended
Morrowind screenshot of argonian Junal-Lei. The reptilian figure has a bipedal but unhuman-like gait, lending the character a more unique and distinctive appearance, before every character in every game shared one single animation skeleton with no variation whatsoever.
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
WHOOOAAAA WE'RE HALFWAY THERE WHOOOAAAAA
Comic page from Junji It's The Human Chair. Police and the protagonist discover with horror a human-shaped indentation in her recliner, complete with opened food cans and water. The revelation is that a man had been living in her chair.
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Jose Mourinho taking off his headphones in disgust and disdain as a blurred man in the foreground stares off in soulless apathy
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Don't usually post stuff like this but hell, I just raised $500 for cancer research, ran 2.5km (I planned for 5, but walked the remaining 2.5km because I'm out of shape and it's fucking hot), I can be a little indulgent So hope you are all having a wonderful Sunday, love you all, I am tired
Picture of me, outrageously bald, with a mess of a goatee and wearing a medal.

I will not be describing the degree to which I'm sweating in this picture because you don't need that.
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Box art for the PC game Freespace 2.
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Someone holding a phone in front of a statue of a woman. The statue's face expresses a complex mix of dread, sadness, confusion and disgust.
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Life is hard and my brain is sad so I made chili and bread bowls Added some carolina reaper hotsauce because why not
A plate of two hollowed-out bowls of freshly-baked bread filled to the brim with homemade chili
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Go back in your room
An open school locker, spacious enough to stuff a whiny loser nerd
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Ringo Star's infamous MS Paint Art "Yer Baby". A crudly-drawn man is winking creepily over various checkerboard patterns.
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
lol
Guardian article with heading/subheading: Trump proposes ‘wild’ rally instead of concerts after artists back out of series

On Saturday posting spree, US president also decries judge’s ruling on Kennedy Center and praises progress on pool

Notably, the picture used depicts a sullen Trump walking ssadly with slumped shoulders almost 1:1 like Charlie Brown in Merry Christmas Charlie BrownScreenshot of Arrested Development. Michael Cera is walking sadly with slumped shoulders mimicking Charlie Brown. A dog sleeps on the roof of its doghouse in the background.
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I hadn't even reached the main menu before deciding that Mina the Hollower is the best game of 2026 The game is tickling all the good neurons in my brain
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Jose Mourinho taking off his headphones in disgust and disdain as a blurred man in the foreground stares off in soulless apathy
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I'm sorry
Previous headline crudely changed to "RFK Jr: Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of SILENT HILL"
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Screenshot of the game Look Outside. Benjamin, the teeth-afflicted child, is sitting down with his toys. The game prompt reads: "Step away from the child / Attack the child! / Sit down."
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
In wouldn't have blocked the OP for this one, but I definitely would for him mansplaining food photography to a cooking youtuber
Screenshot of reply from op on a separate skeet: "Looks yummy. One comment, for taking even better food pics, when you have something stuffed like this ravioli, cutting one open and spreading apart to reveal the contents takes a post over the top."
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The duck from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared looks on as a facsimile of him poses wearing a purple tuxedo, blue glasses and red-striped leg warmers in a digital 3d space. He says "digital style!"
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Rafael's painting of Plato with a speech bubble
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Ferengi with a speech bubble
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
What in the everloving fuck
Energy bill from Metergy solutions. A sudden influx of bills issued all at the same time total $1,438.90 due within three weeks.
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
First picture on this phone is: Nature I don't remember where.
Perspective view of a grassy clearing in a forest trailing a bright creek reflecting a cloudy blue sky over a bridge. There is a small heron perched over the creek
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Nobody has said Emo Philips yet so
Picture of the man, the legend, the next James Bond: Emo Philips
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
We demand freedom on bsky
Meme of Jack Posobiec on Telegram writing "Remember what they took from us." The images he posted are edited to be sonic mpreg and foot fetish porn.

Also you know what, just pretend I didn't say it was edited. It's real. He definitely jorks it to Sonic feet
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
omg you guys I finally made it
Email from "illuminati" with the subject line: "I am reaching out here to extend an invitation to you"

The email body reads:

Hello,

I am reaching out here to extend an invitation to you, to join the Illuminati organization. By becoming a member of this prestigious group, you will have the opportunity to gain access to financial freedom, as well as connect with world leaders and celebrities. Moreover, being part of the Illuminati organization can also bring you fame and recognition on a global scale.

If you are interested in exploring this exciting opportunity further, please let me know and I will provide you with more information on how you can join and benefit from being a part of this exclusive group.

Thank you for your time and consideration. I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Best regards,
Mr.Jahangiro
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
what the fuck
Horrifying homunculus anime creature sprouts arms from its oversized breasts as a child half-composed of a cosmic void that reflects a deep blackness darker than dark as some rpg-maker bullshit happens
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Robert Pattinson's character in film The Lighthouse above a speech bubble implied to wrap around Owen's post
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Screenshot of a google search for "dick dorkins" which immediately leads to Richard Dawkins' wikipedia page. There is no "did you mean..." clarification.
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Ned posting 👌
Picture of Ned Flanders from the Simpsons
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Screenshot of super nintendo Godzilla game. Edited text from a human reads: "Go ahead Godzilla. Make the people happy"
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Bring her back cowards
Nancy Fichandler character from The Onion's "In The Know" series. Nancy is looking concerned as she's slowly losing lucidity and hallucinating nightmares
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet
Close profile shot of Auden, my beloved golden-husky mix. He is smiling like a little goofball
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Paul R @lbcyber.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
@animaldrumss' legendary tweet:

Check this out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
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