Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 1hThe old man’s face had turned the color of tanned calfskin in his years in the sun. He was skeletally thin, though once he had been quite plump. A turkey-like gobble hung from his chin, Rolof often compared to the folds between a woman’s legs when drinking with Hanak. (WHO MIGHT HE BE BASED ON?) 010
Reposted by PrestonGambit @gambitxiii.bsky.social · 6hIts wild that we're never gonna get an advancement in videogames like this again 151
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 2hWhat is the film that came out before you were born that you've watched the most times?static.klipy.comBaloo from Jungle Book Eating FruitsALT: Baloo from Jungle Book Eating Fruits 010
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 23hOh, cool. Samoa Joe belongs to an incredibly transphobic mega church. ...Neat. I don't want to scream until my throat bleeds or anything. 000
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026When Gerard Way sings about "the broken, the beaten and the damned" in Welcome to the Black Parade, and when Kermit sings about "the lovers, the dreamers and me," in Rainbow Connection, they're singing about the same people. 000
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comDaenerys Game Of Thrones SmileALT: Daenerys Game Of Thrones Smile 010
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026As the morning bloomed, the peasants returned to their fields, attempting to finish the fall’s harvest. In the wet lowlands, most fields were rice fields. They had been drained for the harvest, and Pymm could see little groups of families cutting the stalks of the plants and loading their carts. 050
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Why did no one tell me about Charles Dance being in The Witcher 3? The man's voice is butter.static.klipy.comTywin Lannister Game Of ThronesALT: Tywin Lannister Game Of Thrones 000
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just dropped the word "anosmology" in Book Two. You know, like a smart guy. (It's the science of perfume.) 010
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026John Cena speedrunning his "My brain is melted from CTE arc," I guess. 010
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The Ladies of Rime River Keep walked together from the west gate, where the high walls of grey slate kept tempestuous western river winds from tearing the thatch from the smaller buildings inside the city. 050
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When it happens, and it's going to happen soon, how are you celebrating? 010
Reposted by PrestonPissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 03/10/2026😂👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯😂💯😂💯😂💯🫡... 1053985
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A tournament has been arranged for a prince's sixteenth birthday. All the most powerful Clans in the Empire of Avalar have descended on Honeyhome. Between the fights, the political maneuvering and something lurking in the dark woods, nothing will ever be the same. 100
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026People who will extol tolerance and love have no problem fat shaming people. I don't know if these dudes are MAGA or not, the comments are disgusting. 010
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"“Sometimes an old man’s caution outweighs his sense. Send Jerlaine and Ector, give them sixty-five hundred crowns and enough wagons and men to haul the grain that will buy. Draw up contracts, offering… How many cords of split wood are fair for a bushel of grain?”" 040
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Mordynne had gone up top once, sulked while she watched grey phantoms of trees slide through the grey fog. When she returned to the cabin, Inez barely even looked up from her book. 'Flowers Fall' was a tawdry set of verses, but they were genuinely fascinating." (No use of petal!) 040
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I somehow doubt the big popcorn blockbuster is "one of the darkest movies ever made." I mean, "Salo." 110
Reposted by Prestona Mae of blood @eversonpoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026my brain just said "scholastic terrorism" instead of "stochastic terrorism" and now i'm imaging a scholastic book fair with not enough copies of the book everyone wants and the book fair lady makes the kids fight to the death for it 2325328
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It took like eight hundred pages, but Faefall finally delivered some steamy M4M intimacy. . . . . . . It is absolutely needed for the story. #booksky #indieauthor #fantasy 180
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Don’t be silly." A little voice in the back of his head, doubts made words. Still… Drake looked deeply into The Smoke. He could almost feel its swirls behind his eyes. He focused, reaching and pushing with willpower alone, but it only spilled furtherfrom that little dented cup. 0100
Reposted by PrestonCaptainGrapeDrink @cgd-2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Don't be like "locker room leader" Undertaker, who thought hazing was funny and used his power to intimidate people. - Be like locker room leader Mox, who lifts up everyone around him. 🤼 412515
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026America is not a Christian nation. We need to do away with this white Christian Nationalism before it kills us. It may already be too late. 000
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Someone should have beat the fuck out of Pete Hegseth thirty years ago, he'd have learned to shut the fuck up and we wouldn't have to deal with this today. 100
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hey, so Road Dogg/Brian Armstrong is a giant piece of racist crap. 000
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Bryan fuckin' Danielson. That's the post. #aew 000
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026He only wants to be surrounded by men he finds attractive. They have to have high testosterone, because he has constant whiskey dick. 000
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“My lady,” Maesh seemed thrilled to see her. “I was just examining Ser Hale’s injury. Your exam isn’t until this afternoon, is it not?” Ellari took another step closer and could smell the wound. 181
Reposted by PrestonNHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m not crying YOU’RE CRYING 😭😭😭 #AEWDynamite 1532748
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My favorite three AEW wrestlers ever are Jon Moxley, Hangman Page and Bryan Danielson. No, I don't feel okay. 030
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I never doubt that AEW is filled with good people. 000
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh, cool. Hangman is sobbing. I wasn't prepared for that. #aew 020
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I know I said I couldn't, but holy fuck, Danielson. 000
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I can't liveskeet this tonight. I'm sorry. I just can't. #aew 110
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Bryce Remsberg is deeply hurting. #aew #wrestlesky 050
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There's no better way to start this show. Two of PAC's brothers going all out. #aew #mox #orangecassidy 010
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm intentionally in my Mox-Era. This is why. #aew 020
Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The empty chair with the towel has me sobbing. #aew 010