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Preston

@lazyknightspublish.bsky.social
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Author of the Faefall Series. 'Faefall: Honey & Iron' on sale now. 'Faefall: A Scent of Smoke' due 2026. He/Him. Dad, Dungeon Master, Cook, General Miscreant. lazyknightspublishing.com

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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 1h
The old man’s face had turned the color of tanned calfskin in his years in the sun. He was skeletally thin, though once he had been quite plump. A turkey-like gobble hung from his chin, Rolof often compared to the folds between a woman’s legs when drinking with Hanak. (WHO MIGHT HE BE BASED ON?)
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 1h
"Oops, I crapped 'em again."
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Gambit @gambitxiii.bsky.social · 6h
Its wild that we're never gonna get an advancement in videogames like this again
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 2h
What is the film that came out before you were born that you've watched the most times?
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Baloo from Jungle Book Eating Fruits
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 3h
Man, I was really looking forward to his TNA run.
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 23h
Oh, cool. Samoa Joe belongs to an incredibly transphobic mega church. ...Neat. I don't want to scream until my throat bleeds or anything.
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When Gerard Way sings about "the broken, the beaten and the damned" in Welcome to the Black Parade, and when Kermit sings about "the lovers, the dreamers and me," in Rainbow Connection, they're singing about the same people.
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Daenerys Game Of Thrones Smile
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As the morning bloomed, the peasants returned to their fields, attempting to finish the fall’s harvest. In the wet lowlands, most fields were rice fields. They had been drained for the harvest, and Pymm could see little groups of families cutting the stalks of the plants and loading their carts.
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why did no one tell me about Charles Dance being in The Witcher 3? The man's voice is butter.
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Tywin Lannister Game Of Thrones
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just dropped the word "anosmology" in Book Two. You know, like a smart guy. (It's the science of perfume.)
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
John Cena speedrunning his "My brain is melted from CTE arc," I guess.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Ladies of Rime River Keep walked together from the west gate, where the high walls of grey slate kept tempestuous western river winds from tearing the thatch from the smaller buildings inside the city.
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When it happens, and it's going to happen soon, how are you celebrating?
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😂👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯😂💯😂💯😂💯🫡...
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A tournament has been arranged for a prince's sixteenth birthday. All the most powerful Clans in the Empire of Avalar have descended on Honeyhome. Between the fights, the political maneuvering and something lurking in the dark woods, nothing will ever be the same.
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People who will extol tolerance and love have no problem fat shaming people. I don't know if these dudes are MAGA or not, the comments are disgusting.
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"“Sometimes an old man’s caution outweighs his sense. Send Jerlaine and Ector, give them sixty-five hundred crowns and enough wagons and men to haul the grain that will buy. Draw up contracts, offering… How many cords of split wood are fair for a bushel of grain?”"
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This guy is such a loser.
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We never should have stopped killing Nazis.
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Mordynne had gone up top once, sulked while she watched grey phantoms of trees slide through the grey fog. When she returned to the cabin, Inez barely even looked up from her book. 'Flowers Fall' was a tawdry set of verses, but they were genuinely fascinating." (No use of petal!)
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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zelda breath of the wild screenshot with representatives from each race gathered. the text says "this world can only be saved collectively"
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I somehow doubt the big popcorn blockbuster is "one of the darkest movies ever made." I mean, "Salo."
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a Mae of blood @eversonpoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my brain just said "scholastic terrorism" instead of "stochastic terrorism" and now i'm imaging a scholastic book fair with not enough copies of the book everyone wants and the book fair lady makes the kids fight to the death for it
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It took like eight hundred pages, but Faefall finally delivered some steamy M4M intimacy. . . . . . . It is absolutely needed for the story. #booksky #indieauthor #fantasy
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Don’t be silly." A little voice in the back of his head, doubts made words. Still… Drake looked deeply into The Smoke. He could almost feel its swirls behind his eyes. He focused, reaching and pushing with willpower alone, but it only spilled furtherfrom that little dented cup.
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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CaptainGrapeDrink @cgd-2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't be like "locker room leader" Undertaker, who thought hazing was funny and used his power to intimidate people. - Be like locker room leader Mox, who lifts up everyone around him. 🤼
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
America is not a Christian nation. We need to do away with this white Christian Nationalism before it kills us. It may already be too late.
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Someone should have beat the fuck out of Pete Hegseth thirty years ago, he'd have learned to shut the fuck up and we wouldn't have to deal with this today.
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey, so Road Dogg/Brian Armstrong is a giant piece of racist crap.
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Coral King @rocketcoral.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bryan fuckin' Danielson. That's the post. #aew
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He only wants to be surrounded by men he finds attractive. They have to have high testosterone, because he has constant whiskey dick.
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He needs to be tried for treason.
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adamnyeary15.bsky.social @adamnyeary15.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“My lady,” Maesh seemed thrilled to see her. “I was just examining Ser Hale’s injury. Your exam isn’t until this afternoon, is it not?” Ellari took another step closer and could smell the wound.
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NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m not crying YOU’RE CRYING 😭😭😭 #AEWDynamite
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My favorite three AEW wrestlers ever are Jon Moxley, Hangman Page and Bryan Danielson. No, I don't feel okay.
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Forget it. Fuck this guy.
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I never doubt that AEW is filled with good people.
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wish Cody was here. #aew
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, cool. Hangman is sobbing. I wasn't prepared for that. #aew
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know I said I couldn't, but holy fuck, Danielson.
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can't liveskeet this tonight. I'm sorry. I just can't. #aew
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bryce Remsberg is deeply hurting. #aew #wrestlesky
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There's no better way to start this show. Two of PAC's brothers going all out. #aew #mox #orangecassidy
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm intentionally in my Mox-Era. This is why. #aew
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Preston @lazyknightspublish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The empty chair with the towel has me sobbing. #aew
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