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Turk & Pearl

@lazydogbone.bsky.social

633 followers 592 following 4.3K posts

Coffee lover,Whiskey sipper, sky surfer, Dad, Beer league hockey player, 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈ally, dog poop picker-upper, Helmand Valley Pedro 👣🚁, Pro Democracy, USAF Combat Search & Rescue (Ret), deeply flawed & humble. Mostly right about everything though.

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Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

@vogscaps.bsky.social Gonna be in Seattle for the Caps/Kraken game... lets grab a beer!

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Raining today… somebody bring back these blue skies I’ve been enjoying!

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

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Curly-Haired Man's Warm Smile

ALT: Curly-Haired Man's Warm Smile

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Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

🤣🍺🍻

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

In your hair!

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

“He hath six packs”

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

The funny part is, 77 million people in this country believe this bullshit.

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

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Stranger Things Flamethrower

ALT: Stranger Things Flamethrower

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

So disappointing

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I’m easy to find… you, ma’am, are quite the opposite 😂

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Miss youuuuuuuuu

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Don’t ever ask me why I need a 30 round mag again… mmmmkayyy.

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

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Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) Waves Hello

ALT: Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) Waves Hello

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Looks like we had the right hunch.

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I’d need the biggest wing they make!

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

How dare I go out an paraglide with to boys…

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Had the same though yesterday… he’s seeing what they do, and comes back for a known farewell tour on the discount

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Hope your summer is going well Mike! I don’t remember an offseason with this much action in recent history. Gonna be fun to see this squad on the ice.

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

lol When is the last time a Republican said something like this? McCain?

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Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Got my Rico Abrau swag for our trip to the Knoxville Nationals in Iowa. Cant wait!

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Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

“Pick up my shit, PEASANT!”

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Support your local race track!

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Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

James Comey was here!

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

😬

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Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Slay, Queen…

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

“Pick up my shit, peasant.”

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Support your local track!

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

It’s Friday MF’ers!

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

He’s bored with everything. The only reason he ran for office was to keep himself out of jail… everything that’s happened since Nov ‘24 is just a side benefit

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Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Great day to give the Family Truckster a deep clean.

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

All two days of it…

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

The only fight I want to see on the White House lawn.

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Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Homie’s gonna need one of them $1 Million pardons in a couple years.

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

She’s slow walkin’ me!

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Facts

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Walkin…

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Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I’m so sick of recycled, old, washed up Quarterbacks. I can’t believe they’re bringing back Rodgers. Let these kids cook.

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I’m being judged.

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

If Platner were running in Alaska against Sullivan... He'd have my vote.

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Dinosaurs would be terrifying😂

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

He sure doesn't have a lot on his radar... to the point, I'm curious as to what is.

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I’m being judged.

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I love trolling the rednecks in my NASCAR 25 league… made this scheme for our races in June. 😂😂