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lazybagels @lazybagels.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Tomatoes at the store are picked before the flavor fully develops and never ripen, instead being sprayed with ethylene so that they turn red. Tomatoes in my garden ripen while on the vine via ethylene in the plant and are fucking delicious but this Nazi ass would never know taste
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lazybagels @lazybagels.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Flea trumpet
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lazybagels @lazybagels.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
A BLT is a really good looking sandwich
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lazybagels @lazybagels.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Submarines are crazy
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lazybagels @lazybagels.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Can’t believe the party scared of a messaging battle over “saving babies lives with medicine is good” keeps losing elections
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lazybagels @lazybagels.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Go bucks
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Bipartisan ploughshares? just dig a ditch and throw the party in it, we're cooked
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lazybagels @lazybagels.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I’m going to be honest every time I hear Frank Lloyd Wright I think Andrew Lloyd Webber
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lazybagels @lazybagels.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Xmas decorations synced with music has lost some magic as technology gets better, not impressed!!
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lazybagels @lazybagels.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Why do we have a thirty second kick after Cynthia Erivo’s last note, just cut to black!!
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lazybagels @lazybagels.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Kelly clarkson good singer
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/11/2024
You don’t get this kind of innovation anymore
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lazybagels @lazybagels.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Van hecke continuing to be BHA’s most indispensable player
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Let Brutus play one snap
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lazybagels @lazybagels.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Tom cruise in MI infiltrating top security by impersonating the lawyer of their captor, true believer in the right to counsel
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lazybagels @lazybagels.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
It’s crazy that mcconaughey has a cool enough voice to match (even exceed?) the looks
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lazybagels @lazybagels.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
print magazines are coming back you heard it here first
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lazybagels @lazybagels.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Failure to launch is not good I’m sorry to my #launchheads
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Good lets get weird. Insane theory I have: the song "Oh What a Night (December 1963) by Frankie Valli is a pro-JFK assassination song. It's about a guy partying two weeks after the event. "Oh what a night, late December back in 63..." Like imagine a song titled "Oh What a Night (October 2001)"
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lazybagels @lazybagels.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Might try posting
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