Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Well, this evening it was finally cold enough for me to fire up the central heating for the first time since the spring. Only for 45mins mind you as I just needed the chill taken off. I'm perfectly warm now at 15.5°C in the house! 100
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Sunday is baking day and as I've been craving pineapple upside down cake for a week, that is what I've made. 😋 060
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 02/10/2025I'm at Gatwick about to get on my first flight since 2017! In fact, I haven't been out of the country since 2012 and neither of the two trips that year were by air. 🫣 250
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 09/08/2025OMG! My stupid cat just jumped from the arm of the sofa to the footstool and missed! Funniest thing I've seen in days. She's lucky she makes up in beauty what she lacks in grace and elegance. 050
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 01/06/2025People in one of the houses that back on to mine are having a loud singalong in their garden. Someone is playing guitar; some of them are trying for harmonies; it's incredibly annoying. Dear. God. They are now singing Any Dream Will Do. 😬 240
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 21/05/2025My family group chat is a long line of messages that say 'COYS'. 😂 020
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 24/04/2025I am sitting with next door's kids - age 6 and 4 - while their dad takes one of their cats to the vet and let me tell you, modern kids TV is something else. 040
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Can someone explain to me why I thought it was such a great idea to take my dentist up on his 'how about 8:30am on Sunday?' appointment the day the clocks have gone forward? Mind you, I did laugh when he suggested 6am, so at least I wasn't that reckless! 110
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 13/03/2025So, Much Ado About Nothing at the Theatre Royal Drury Lane is a blast. Nothing can make the plot anything other than absurd, but the disco delight of this production cuts that back enough to make it bearable. I thoroughly enjoyed it! 240
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 23/02/2025I have laryngitis and am sounding weirdly like Fenella Fielding. At present I can barely get above a whisper so am unable to talk to anyone, which is not ideal. 360
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Just made my 45th blood donation so 5 more before I get my gold award. 🥇 And they are going to start using the church a short walk from me, so hopefully no more bus journeys to get to the donor centre. 👍🏻 140
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I do indeed! I am going to the matinee on 2nd January and very much looking forward to it. x 000
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 05/10/2024www.theguardian.com/politics/202... I am pretty sure that this is the Tesco at the top of my road. 😂theguardian.com‘Blue plaque’ at Walthamstow Tesco honours lettuce that outlasted Liz TrussStar of Daily Star’s web stunt given fake heritage mark after proving itself less perishable than Truss’s premiership 141
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 11/07/2024In today's episode of how is Jaq such an idiot, I managed to stab myself in the foot when I dropped a sharp knife while cutting cheese. 310
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 19/06/2024JFC So much for taking my laptop into the garden for some relaxing noodling. Someone is cutting a big tree down in one of the gardens that backs on to mine and it is NOISY. 030
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 15/06/2024I can hear the kids next door trying to teach their alexa to speak bengali. 😂 020
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 26/04/2024I'm going away for a few days - first overnight trip since I got the cats - and the cats KNOW something is up. They are hovering around me while I wait for my fellow roadtrippers, pawing at my packed bag and are generally suspicious. And yes, I feel very guilty about leaving them for 4 nights! 110
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 15/04/2024This evening I am seeing Operation Mincemeat for the fourth time - the first was at Southwark Playhouse on a rainy summer evening in 2021 - and am thrilled to be there the night after they won best new musical at the Oliviers. 👏 130
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 17/02/2024The Victoria Line has been fubah all day, yand you can hear the desperation in the driver's voice as she just asked people not to destroy the doors. I think she meant obstruct. 🤔 030
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 08/02/2024Nurse at the blood donor centre wondered if I was planning to enter the all England speed bleeding championships. 😂 150
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 23/12/2023I am knitting for the first time in ages and for the first time since the cats moved in and they are FASCINATED. 😬 040
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 03/11/2023It's Bonfire Night tomorrow and people have already started letting off fireworks, so both my cats are under my bed hiding from the noise. I fear this is going to be a rather stressful weekend. 🙄 020
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 16/10/2023It's turned so chilly I've had to change to my heavier duvet. 🙄 130
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 14/10/2023What this account needs is more pictures of my cats. So here's Lettie and squirrel, her favourite toy. 😍 040
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 08/09/2023Ah yes. The joy of a 6 month old kitten when her favourite toy is located after being missing for nearly a month. She is currently trotting around the house with it in her mouth. 😍 030
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 29/08/2023I have schlepped all the way out to Richmond to see Andrew Scott do Uncle Vanya as a one man show. The man really does enjoy challenging himself! 030
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 11/08/2023I just got on a pink no.55 bus that's advertising the Barbie movie. So I said to the driver: it's the Barbie bus! To which he replied: are you a Barbie girl? In a Barbie world? 😂 171
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 25/07/2023These two have been with me for two weeks now and are settling in well. I keep finding them like this, which makes going up and down stairs a bit of an obstacle course! 040
Lazulus @lazulus.bsky.social · 18/07/2023Am I the only one who, when they see the news about migrant barges, thinks about the prison hulks that were used to house convicts during the 18th and 19th Centuries? 140
