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David (he/him)

@lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social
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The other app sucks so I’m here. Random crap posts and longdog pics.

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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 11h
Watching safety videos for work and seeing kitchen fires thinking “wow that’s some good wok hei!”
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
HAI JUNIE!
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
American Sniper
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I need him to have a shower at the very least
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Mona Sax spinoff would have been cool
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
PONGA you handsome bastard! #nrlgrandfinal
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You’re the best, mom!
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m all for making fun of maga people but why are you being fat phobic? Do better.
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No way… this is great news, I had no idea!!
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I remember seeing a clip of him saying Tall Paul was a natural bully and thought “…excuse me? Pot, kettle, black?”
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I use a different “c word” when I say that
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want to give everyone tonight a warm hug but I’m starting with Mox and the death riders first 😭😭
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck off, cunt
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Spent most of the day in a bit of a daze, now just quietly crying reading all the tributes coming in. #RIPPAC
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rest easy fellas. 😭😭 #andywilliams #thebastardpac #aew
Andy Williams and PAC in their wrestling trunks giving each other bro handshakes with both hands
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s surreal. Literally just watched him wrestle yesterday 😳
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can’t believe it. We all literally watched him yesterday. Oh man. 😭😭😭
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bless her heart
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kissticuffs
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Constantly
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Worth it
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There are at least another 10 games put on this list but this’ll do for now #my9games
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope Ubisoft get Will Ospreay to do modelling/mocap for a future Assasin’s Creed game, that would be cool
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I volunteer as tribute
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are you daft
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
LOL good one
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As soon as he hit the mat you can see he was out and his hands were seizing up, glad he was able to walk out
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oof… he’s out 🙁
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy All Out day for all those who observe and celebrate #aewallout
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The two fingers is very British though
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
FACTS
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Holy shit that’s amazing (derogatory)
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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MJF's Iconic Smirk: Maxwell Jacob Friedman
ALT: MJF's Iconic Smirk: Maxwell Jacob Friedman
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don’t mind getting woken up from a nap like this
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Goat balls
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Jordan Peele Sweating Meme
ALT: Jordan Peele Sweating Meme
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HERE FOR IT
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m in love with almost everyone on the women’s and men’s rosters but Thekla especially 🥰
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes Will, YESSSSS #aewdymamite
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Handsome little guy
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Christian Cage is a hoot 🤣🤣
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finally landed a new job after about 4 months of doing nothing but job hunting 🤣
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lol fuck yourself
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is why when I saw liberals cheering him on a few months ago I nearly had an aneurysm
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Erika Ishii fucking rules, I love them
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m just tired of billionaires, man
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The cackle I cacked 🤣
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Shaq and LeBron out here fighting for the world’s biggest fucking clown championship
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I learned recently that big raptors like hawks don’t really like pats as a form of affection. Not that they hate it but they prefer face nuzzling as a form of affection, now I really wish I was friends with a hawk 🥰
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David (he/him) @lazlowmcfresh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh boy 🤣
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