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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if you give a mouse a cookie, he's gonna shake dat ass
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
everyone says "bruh" now when they're inconvenienced. whatever happend to a good whole chested "motherfucker!" or "damn it all!" or my favorite "motherfucking cocksucking fuckity fuck!". nowadays the folks at the supermarket look at me like an animal.
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i think it's time we recognized that Rupi Kaur is and always has been a baller and a shot caller
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🔋D Bat-Eerie 👻 @dbattery.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Me and @jobel.bsky.social have been fond of the idea of modding Duel Mode in Mario Party 3. Some first steps learning the modding process, I swapped out Bob-Omb with Bob-Omb Buddy, and I'm giddy to show it off.
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🔋D Bat-Eerie 👻 @dbattery.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Dangerous Duck's boomerang hits both targets when spaced right. Aim for enemy Partners! Direction & additional help by @jobel.bsky.social
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Space Leech @spaceleech.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Mayumi Mitome/Darkman appreciation post. Guest starring Phantom of the Paradise.
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Em-vira, Mistress of the Dark @spacequeenemily.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Absolute Cinema
A close-up of a harmony shot of Robo's face.<Episode-1>

The Black Attache Case

The End
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
when good things happen to me, that's karma. when bad things happen to me, that's completely unexpected and i will be milking it for every sympathy point i can squeeze out of it.
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Chet Faliszek @chetsucks.com · 17/06/2026
All uses of AI are costing someone… this sucks as the Game UI database is such a valuable resource.
Edd Coates talking about the game ui database being scraped
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
this whole bluesky group chat thing is just a smoke screen streamlining The People's ability to share unflattering photoshops of me online
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
if you're going to josh on the entirely thrifted fit i came into work with on a casual friday, you might as well shoot me in the head
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artquilliam @artquilliam.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Working on a comic for a little while on stream! Join me~ www.twitch.tv/artquilliam #goinglive #artstream #comic #comicmaking
twitch.tv
ArtQuilliam - Twitch
Comic Work~
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
this whole time ive been thinking basketball fans were really getting into monosodoum glutamate
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
i miss posting snarky replies to losers on twitter. everyone on bluesky posts with a cadence like a ballerina. on twitter, i was the road runner. on this god forsaken site, i am the coyote.
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Hilltop @hilltopworks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
After many years of development, the Kowloon's Gate English Patch is now available.
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Chris @justicebeetle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
BEHOLD my small and cute Gilgamesh… he poses just for you
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
"oh cody you're autistic? whats your hyperfixation haha? star wars? lord of the rings?" my hyperfixation is fucking balling. i specialize in shot calling. i am autistic about getting these benjamins.
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Hilltop @hilltopworks.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Our English patch for Kowloon's Gate, the surrealist Asian-gothic cyberpunk PS1 adventure game arrives June 9th.
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goSciu @gosciu.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Me: *calmly building a 10-chain in Puyo* My opponent's pesky 2-chain:
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
some day, listening to mac demarco will circle around from being something manwhores do to something hot and sexy and cool like a lower back tattoo
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
beyond the unending nihilism ive experienced seeing men defend Bear in Obsession, i fear another wave in the coming of wholly mediocre men that think they're revolutionary feminists for saying "actually bear was the villain"
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Fat4all (Agatha) 🏳️‍⚧️ @fat4all.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
asura’s wrath (2012)
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
looking for literary agents for the book i wrote. my method is heading to the list page, ctrl+f "weird fucking freak shit". getting a surprisingly lengthy list of interested agents.
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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 18/05/2026
when are they going to make a Gunpla kit of the juice robot
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
the best part about reaching the spiritual state of nirvana is that if everybody else does it and i never achieve spiritual healing then i get to cut in line all the time and nobody will ever stop me
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
you big wigs making all the shots (my therapist telling i need to practice my breathing exercises) need to stop and take a second to think about the little guy (me, trying to explain the plot of synechdoche, ny before the session ends)!
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
farting in public and then turning into a noir detective saying things like "there's a foul spirit brewing in the wind" while i smoke on a big stoagie (tactical camoflauge to mask the smell)
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
being crucified for my hubris (ate a bag of hot fries and have NOT left the toilet since)
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
i have the important ability of turning manic pixie dream girls into sobered and disappointed women with goals and career ambitions with my utter lack of whimsy kind of like when you're singing while driving and get a little too into it and hit a curb then drive the rest of the way home in silence
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
there's a character in cyberpunk named Mister Hands and when i saw that my first thought was like "are they aware?"
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
moving from twitter to bluesky is kind of like escaping cock and ball torture only to be trapped in a concrete room with no windows and no doors
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
If there is a suspicious thin advisor saying things like "yes, my liege", it may seem like fantasy, but if they are wearing a silly hat then it is actually a space opera
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
every time i tackle writing a fun romance narrative, im met with a whisper in my ear like emperor palpatine to anakin skywalker saying: "what if you made it a doomed yaoi instead?"
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
recently garnered a romantic attraction to Linda the Lungfish from Psychonauts. i wouldn't incline that there is any sexual magnetism, i just think she would be a thoughtful partner.
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
need a financial advisor, but the kind that says things like "yes, my liege, it would be wise to disperse your wares across many allegiances"
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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 13/05/2026
you might notice that in each clip or screenshot i post of amazing treasure valley, the player character, known as a Puppet Body, looks different. that's because you can customise them! you can visit various places around the valley to change your head shape, face, body, and colour palette.
pixel art of an array of different characters with various shapes for heads
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
familiar faces! (study doodles)
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Introduce yourself with four robots:
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SadELLight @sadellight.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
This thought popped into my head one day to help me get out of bed so I made a motivational poster out of it.
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Mega Crit - Slay the Spire 2 Out Now! ⚔️ @megacrit.com · 06/03/2026
Slay the Spire 2's concurrent Steam players just hit 179,456, the highest ever for any roguelike. When StS1 first launched back in 2017, it had 193 concurrent players. That's a 92,982% increase, meaning StS3 is on track to hit 166,861,777 concurrent players by 2035. 💪
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
i am sick as a dog and by sick i actually mean sick and by dog i actually mean dog
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
god sending catholics to my tinder account like an mlm scheme
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
he/they is so in the pocket for me because if a guy walks up to me and tries to talk about scorcese movies im like "alright i can dig this" but if a guy walks up to me and tries to talk about tarantino movies im like "oh my god i need a break"
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
spent a few days now on bluesky and i have to say the comparisons to twitter are completely unfounded, bluesky is more like tumblr for cowards
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cody eats paper @lazerspammer.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
*behind the podium during my run for presidential election 2028* I think guys should suck the strap-on too
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