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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 22h

(And yes, I spent far too long structuring that gag).

Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 22h

Just read about the grim word salad that was the Tory leader’s conference speech earlier today. Oh dear. She really should stick to meteorological-monitoring social media: Kemi Badenoch’s Windsock TikTok.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hard agree. O Shudder is an astonishing album.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Also, I note that - whilst searching for the 9 albums thing - that a few gents have posted this with a photo of their cocks. Men, huh?

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I vividly recall the impact it had on me the first time I saw it. An astonishing movie - so pleased it's (finally) getting the respect it deserves.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Finally. I've been waiting ages for Lawrence from Felt to have a podcast.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'll be at all three. I'm approaching it like I would do community service, but without the hi-viz.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm beginning to think that fascism ain't the fun it's made out to be.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Fookin' hell; the new Gilla Band album is absolutely astonishing.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Had a dream last where @derrymick.bsky.social was dressed as a giant fox, ordering me to leg it to Monorail to buy beer and an angry record…

Newly released Prolapse sessions LP but pint on poncey lager

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sleeper were very uninteresting, I'd suggest. But the Elvis Costello cover of this track - it's sublime youtu.be/VuJJBJHDUcY?...

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Elvis Costello - What do I do now?

YouTube video by muzaknonstop

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Jack Hargreaves from How/Out of Town. Was meant to be giving us a talk on fishing, but instead started waxing lyrical about how great condoms were. He died shortly after.

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Toppermost @toppermost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

NEW post: "Cowboys opens the 2nd album. The record is tougher and darker. It's gritty enough that you could fill a truck with it and keep the roads safe - a signal they could move away from their smoother side demonstrated on 'Dummy'.” 10 top #Portishead tracks www.toppermost.co.uk/portishead/

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A happy Helena Lederer makes me happy.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Mock the Week is shite though, so I think he’s on shoogly ground.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I hope he expressed his florid opinions on the topic in some deatail. On one of those ‘Who Remembers Shops?’ shows on Channel 5.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

As this conversation is gaining some traction, who’s the best minor celebrity you’ve seen looking a bit grumpy in or near some shops? Have you, too, spotted Griff Rhys Jones looking pensive in Habitat on Tottenham Court Road?

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I look forward to reading everyone’s top ten lists of minor celebrities they’ve spotted looking a bit miffed near shops

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You forgot Elaine C Smith, who once looked at me a bit funny outside Morrisons in Patrick. Good times.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

There’s nowhere better than a pub in Scotland during an Old Firm game. All those sweaty, angry-looking middle-aged bald men in shorts and white socks, as if they have a PE lesson after their anger management course. 5 stars, would recommend.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

You haven't lived until you've smoked crack with Rhea Perlman in a multi-storey car park (other cast members of Cheers are available).

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I once sat behind Sir John Curtice at a Vivaldi recital. He played an imaginary harpsichord throughout. He plays a mean imaginary harpsichord.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This is a huge loss. The Skinny we’re always happy to publish my weird and lengthy music utterings. I real gap in the Scottish (and wider) cultural scene.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

(Oslo record stores also have Norwegian Death Metal sections almost as big as the rock and pop aisles. Not my genre, but I kinda approve).

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Yesterday I walked through Oslo city centre from end to end. Today did something similar in a large, British city. One was clean, tranquil, green, cultured, predominately free from traffic, and generally just pleasant to be in. The other is a city in the UK.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This "state of mind" / comfy sofa sonic epiphany thing should be a huge thread (mine = Les Fleurs by Minnie Riperton, after swallowing something I no doubt shouldn't have).

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Minty! There's a band who've been completely forgotten (outside of the Leigh Bowery Fan Club, anyway). "Interesting" stage attire, if I recall correctly.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Every film franchise should have a vs. Predator moment

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Hard agree. It's a great slasher film where a woman outwits the men. Nothing further needed.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Just watched (on your recommendation). None of it came as a shock - and there are 100s of Gales even now - but the crushing inevitability of her story was so powerful.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Think I’d prefer vicious honey badgers.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

That reminds me very much of 'The Castleford Ladies' Magical Circle' by Jake Thackray (which is an absolute hoot of a track).

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Looks like another angle of this:

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

That film haunted me as a child. I blame it for turning me into the adult weirdo I am now

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I was discussing this with my wife earlier. Apart from biology, I genuinely have no idea why women get involved with men.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Ooh, plot twist: Turns out it's Princess Di haunting him. A fact they discovered around the Ouija whilst all wearing her underwear he stole, or something. (Fun fact: my eldest was born the moment Diana died. We named him Diana because respect).

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Jolly good. Celebrity Help! My House Is Haunted is starting on Channel 44. "Princess Diana's former butler, Paul Burrell, reports ghostly noises and activity in his home. Could someone be contacting him from beyond the grave?" I certainly hope so. Arthur Askey, ideally.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

It's a non-story, fuelled by Farage's need for victimhood and elements of the media's wilful disregard of context, and it's a pity a serious news show spent 20 mins on this.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

An audio book of the Swedish Chef reading Finnegans Wake, please.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

That was the most stupid game of football I've watched since Escape to Victory

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I have heard a rumour that it's The Pastels playing Up For A Bit in its entirety, so I'm very much looking forward to it.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Not one of these so-called footballers have sparked up during the fag break... sorry, "Hydration" break, yet they like to see themselves as role models. Standards are dropping.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Bring back comb-overs and 25 year olds who looked 55.

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I do love a brass band playing Too Drunk to Fuck

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Lazer Guided @lazerguided.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Ack, it's no 'Left To My Own Devices', which I'm having played at my funeral. (Alongside some Throbbing Gristle tracks, no doubt).

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