Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The inventor of Anaglypta wallpaper is currently my least favourite person. 150
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Today marks 12 years since I qualified as a solicitor. I now work in an amazingly supportive environment, where I feel like my work makes a difference. Today, one of the projects I worked on appeared on the bbc news website. It hasn’t always been that way. (1) 110
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Setting my Teams to Do Not Disturb on a permanent basis because if I get asked one more stupid question I will riot. 021
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In other boring address news… updating you address with your work does not update your workplace pension. Told you’d there’d be more boring news to come 000
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Did you know, if you update the address on your driving licence and your car log book it doesn’t update your car tax? Me neither. More boring news as we have it. 051
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The moving house admin goes on forever. I do not recommend it! 110
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Off to a wedding this weekend. I’ve packed 4 pairs of shoes thus far 041
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Since we’ve moved house Rupert has been under house arrest. He’s thrilled about it, as you can see 050
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Moving day tomorrow. I’ve lived here for 12 years and leaving is so bittersweet but, I’m so excited for the next chapter. 120
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 26/08/2026After the most stressful day, I’ve finally exchanged! The move is ON! 460
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I am STILL waiting to exchange on my house sale and the stress is sending me over the edge. For the love of the legal profession can we please outlaw bulk conveyancing firms? Yours, a qualified solicitor who cannot cope with your shithousery 370
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Why must smoke alarm batteries insist on dying at 5am? It wired into the mains, the absolute menace 010
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Today was the big ‘back to school’ shop. My bank balance is weeping 020
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Welcome to another week of me continually refreshing my emails to check for progress on my house sale 000
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 09/08/2026What they’ve done to the Tesco app should be a criminal offence 110
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 08/08/2026One year since I got my first tattoo. I was incredibly hungover after a night of Fringe drinking and had to walk up Arthur’s Seat to shake it off 010
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This week, at work, has been quite intense. Add the stress of moving house into the mix and of course I have a high temperature, aches and pains, ready for the weekend. 110
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I thought pregnancy nesting was bad. It’s got nothing on moving house nesting. If it’s not nailed down it’s at risk of being thrown out 020
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 27/07/2026£201 later and he’s home, safe and pissed off. He will spend the next 2 days punching the cat flap in an attempt to escape 260
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Rupert’s turn for the vet!! Fingers crossed it’s nothing serious (for him and my bank balance!) 020
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 25/07/2026In today’s divorce diaries, my ex accused me of keeping the children from him. He did this as he was *checks notes* collecting them from me… 020
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Happy Caturday from Rupert, the absolute legend. After the sudden loss of Baxter I’ve been worried he wouldn’t cope, but he’s doing just fine ❤️#caturday 080
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Had a small shop delivered today, including 2 bottles of wine. Got asked for ID. At 40 years old, that has to be the last time that happens?! 022
Reposted by LisaMark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 19/07/2026'I'll be there in spirit!' = 'I will not give the event a single thought all night'. 1316212
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 19/07/2026My friends divorced a few years ago. I stayed in touch with both of them. He has now “unfriended” me because I’m “friends” with her new partner. Why are humans so disappointingly immature? 020
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I can’t help feel that it’s a blessing to be only mildly interested in football 030
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 10/07/2026A lot of ‘for the avoidance of doubt’ in drafting these days. Do better 010
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Black coffee and a twister lolly for breakfast. Might follow it with a magnum for dessert 020
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 08/07/2026A summer long argument with a bin? Like trying to arrange child contact with my ex 040
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 05/07/2026My sweet boy Baxter didn’t make it. I am broken. Rest easy to the best and most loving cat 330
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 03/07/2026He’s in for an overnight stay but has improved from when I found him. Keeping my fingers crossed he continues to improve 5100
Lisa @lawyerlisa.bsky.social · 03/07/2026My poor sweet boy, Baxter, has been hit by a car. He’s currently at the vet’s for tests to see if he’ll pull through. 110
