Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The rains have ceased, and we have been graced with another beautiful day. But you are not here to see it. 010 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Darth Vader planning a heist: I am altering the steal 010 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Okay, you are almost perfectly describing a character from a role play group I was in. Her species had absolutely perfect recall, so they never felt the need to record anything beyond orally. She was incredibly intuitive, but writing made no sense to her. 000 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Jerry I will fight you because pickles belong beside pineapples. IN THE GARBAGE! 000 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It sure would be nice if there were some kind of guide to handling HRT by yourself. Do they have one of those? 111 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Eh, I still get ads for free apps that steal and sell your data. 000 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Half of the Baldur's Gate 3 discourse is who to kiss, and it won Game of the Year. 0200 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I believe partying is a right no one should have to fight for. 031 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 08/09/2026When I was younger, I'd be all about Having A Good Time. Now, I've weaned down to Getting A Good Night's Sleep. 120 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Isn't he the guy who ripped off Alien Ant Farm? Maybe they and Al can file jointly. 000 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The single greatest meal I've ever eaten was a bowl of noodles at a little street stall in Tokyo. Absolutely transcendent. 030 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 18/08/2026When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent. When does the punchline become apparent? After the delivery. 000 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Aw man. I haven't done karaoke since my favorite bar closed during covid. 010 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 03/08/2026You can't go on the Google Play Store without tripping over a dozen word games. There are daily themed crosswords. It's actually really easy to avoid paying attention to the garbage newspaper. 0100 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 01/08/2026If there are enough of them, it has to be a garfield 190 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 22/07/2026My posts may be ripe for derision Quick quips fired off with precision But if you make me cry Me! The small birthday guy! I'll unleash Bluesky's mod supervision 040 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 22/07/2026You're laughing. He's posting from the Interstellar planet and you're laughing 070 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 19/07/2026For some reason, Pepe the King Prawn is in goal. He gets squashed by every shot. 001 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Gonzo goes for a kick and flings himself into space. Miss Piggy insists that if she kicked him, he wouldn't be able to speak. 131 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 18/07/2026This just makes me want an Odyssey version of the Romeo and Juliet where they have guns named Longsword. 0101 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The Terminator. My parents insisted I watch it with them. The sex scene was the most awkward thing I had experienced in my young life. 010 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Watch out, the Islamic Yakuza has their eye on you. 190 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The Goliath Bird-Eating Spider has a leg span of 11" and weighs 5 ounces. Spinarak is 1'08" and weighs 19lbs. 220 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Instructions unclear. How am I supposed to play chess with all this rice? 010 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 30/06/2026It's set in Florida. There's going to be a Disney World where the princesses are slutty. 140 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 16/06/2026It's like you tried to explain the concept of sweetness to a creature without taste buds and they half-assed it 010 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Ahahaha! At last, my Skies of Arcadia prequel will see the light of day! 040 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Just realized you could have called diyhrt antihistamines 110 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 07/06/2026What kind of weird animal are we going to befriend this time? 030 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Props to their makeup and costuming department. That doesn't look like Nicholas Cage at all. 2110 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I always feel like the idea of bacon is better than the reality of bacon. Sausage covers the breakfast meat handily enough. 3190 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Half a trillion dollars is enough to buy every video game, finance a new heist movie every year, and still have more money than I could think of spending. 050 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Iron, top hat, boot, car, dog, and thimble 160 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Command & Conquer Red Alert 3. Let Tim Curry be the lone human among Muppets again. 0220 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 22/04/2026It's great! store.steampowered.com/app/3255890/...store.steampowered.comRelooted on SteamReclaim real African artifacts from Western museums in this Africanfuturist heist game. Recruit crew members, plan escape routes, acquire the precious cargo, and bounce out of the joint as fast as you... 020 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 22/04/2026If you form a ragtag team and steal from a casino, it shouldn't be a crime. 050 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Adonis has become one of your reply guys 030 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 02/04/2026They go into the MRI, but it comes out empty. Then the magician bursts out of the closet. It's impossible to get a good reading. 010 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 21/03/2026He'd be called Ra'nbeau Lactoosi and he'd have a backstory worthy of a classical epic 0191 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Hot, sexy, dangerous boys may not be protected by copyright, but they should still use protection. 090 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Because the end of the Chimchar line is a Fire/Fighter 010 0
Lawrence Friday @lawrencefriday.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Plain tortilla chips. No dip, no salsa. The flavor is salt, and it's perfect. 080 0
