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Lawn (or Todd)

@lawndart78.bsky.social
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Fan of racing, Aussie Rules, video games. Pictured is my friend Jack. he/him

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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At least I don't have to hear BT for a few months. #AFL
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why did I hear "God Save the King" before the OSU game? Does the orange pedorapist have a tummy ache?
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy for Freo. That was an exhausting half of footy, followed by a nailbiter half. ONE MORE TO GO. #AFL
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Would be nice if Freo spent the break getting their heads on straight. #AFL
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There are 2 corner exits on this track. How do they not have a camera on each of them watching for mayhem. Every shot of the wrecks is from the opposite end of the track from a low angle. "Bummer, we don't have a good angle." Also, attn ALL announcers, any network, get a telestrator! #NASCAR
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Gonna be the honsiest thing to finally put tires on Chuck's car after waiting for a safely car to happen, only for him to wreck and cause the safety car. #F1
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Still haven't decided who I'd rather see win this, but it's bad news for the Crows. Charlie, Rayner, and Lohmann are actually there this week. Last week, I think Lohmann was an all timer worst on ground. Bounce could have a half hour Turn It Up/Clangers special with that one.
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Chris Scott in the post game presser. Just said something about not rushing to judgement or evaluating performance when emotions are running high, proposes putting that off until later, ideally in November. You know, the halftime of the off-season. Keeping it on-brand. #AFL #Geelong
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Average Chris Scott game prep. "Okay, the ruck hits it to someone, they kick it to someone else, that guy kicks to a 60 meter pack mark, Jezza scores. What do you mean that's not working? Shit. I'll think of something else by halftime. Get my thinking phone." #AFL
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Do that two more times, Freo. The Cats' biggest weakness is playing a team who can fight for the whole game. Feels like their basic plan is usually "don't get smothered too badly in the first half, win the second half. And replace a phone at halftime." #AFL
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Geelong is my main, but honestly, if either of these two can just show up for the next 12 quarters and beat whoever is left, I'm okay with that. #AFL
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fuck yes, the Italian anthem at Monza. #F1 #ItalianGP
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Pierre found the special sauce. That was nice. #F1
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Some next level ball watching by the Dogs. #AFL
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Holy fuck one of the Dogs actually ran to the kick. Then shits the bed. #AFL
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It'd be nice if the Dogs would stop kicking these hope bomb hail Mary sky balls into the 50. It hasn't worked for the first 2 and a half quarters. As soon as the Dogs hit the forward half, they just look like headless chickens.
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
While I'm normally happy to watch the Lions eat shit, what a game do it in. I wanted them to beat Sydney. They've mentioned Cameron twice, just to note his lack of anything. So many passengers. It's like a whole team of Steven Motlops. And Lohmann? Going a man down would be less liability. #AFL
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I hate backing the Lions in this game. #AFL
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It would be nice if Freo showed up. Probably easier to pick up a win. #AFL
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@elizablackstock.bsky.social Trademark infringement?
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Carlton doesn't seem to be able to kick or mark. They're gonna have to handball a lot of behinds if they're going to win this. #AFL
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Jurassic Parking Lot
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Go Dogs, but damn that hurts for Membry. I feel bad for him. He's solid and I figured this was over. #AFL
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"Ericsson didn't hit us!" -Grosjean probably #Indycar
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Looking forward to every commercial being for gambling, AI, Republicans, or Faux News. Go to hell, Fox. #Indycar
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Noah Gragson continues to have dirt on someone.
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"Streaming is the future. We'll simplify all your entertainment needs, everything at your fingertips in our affordable & easy-to-access format." [Carves all media into kingdoms run by weird tyrants. Whatever you want, it's on a different service, costs extra, or is considered lost media.]
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hey Fox, shove the Orange Pedophile up your ass. #WorldCup
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If England wins this, are they still playing Three Lions on the PA? #WorldCup
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I know none of them are going to see this, but if you are a racing team (I'm watching IMSA atm), and you have no pictures of your car, livery, or car number on your main web page, If any other page in the search result is better at IDing your race car, you fail. #IMSA
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
New levels of crooked.
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Took a nap for the first 60 laps. Woke up, ate leftovers during the last 15 laps. Maybe that's what Heim Time is.
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
5 hours for a Hill win. It's like a Crock-Pot full of turds.
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I've read a lot of compliments toward the CW crew, but these dudes just babble endlessly, frequently at the same time, and usually not about what's actually happening. It seems to take the occasional spin or wreck to get them back on task. #NASCAR #NORAPS
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Ticktum with the biggest mistake of the race. Cancel that. Race control have red flagged the race due to a traffic jam. We have a new biggest mistake leader. #FormulaE
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
None of the commentators mentioning it, but what the fuck was that tackle? Hope Brody is okay. #AFL
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Fred Smith @fredsmith.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hm maybe we should have run this race at like 4
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Watching IMSA Detroit replay. Holy crap, the sound engineers for NBC must be related to the timing & graphics guys at Fox. Can barely hear the commentary, but if I turn up audio any more, I fear for my speakers/hearing. No way a (skilled) engineer is sitting there thinking "yep, doing great." #IMSA
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It does seem to be raining shit on Ryan Blaney this year. #NASCAR
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Watching the start of Montreal. Pinnacle of motorsport, right here. #F1
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Made it 11 laps before a commercial. #Indy500
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Well this sucks. RIP Kyle.
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Let's check in on Diego Pavia.
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Something about Hendrick cars being a landing pad for bigots. #NASCAR
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I hope Cody Ware is getting paid to wreck like that by NASCAR/Chevy/Ford/other teams because Toyota/23XII/Hamlin/ratings. If he's doing this for free, he's wasting his talents. Dude is above suspicion, even with the timing of that spin.
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Props to Jesse Love for taking out Hill.
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
ARCA better not be a sign of driving standards for the rest of the day.
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Lawn (or Todd) @lawndart78.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
#AFL This is some wretched umpiring this weekend.
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Ghoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 15/04/2026
Vance has chihuahua energy. He’s got no rizz, weird eyes, and everyone who meets him treats him with a mixture of pity and disgust. And so his response is to try and fight everyone, shitty little attacks that are impotent and mostly just kinda funny. Chihuahua energy.
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