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Lawful Hungry

@lawfulhungry.bsky.social
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🔞 any/all | D&D player, porn author, classic video game fanatic. I write smut for money and sass for free.

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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
October prompt list. Props to @direshrub.bsky.social and @versuspb.bsky.social.
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
They should make a hyperthesis that's like a hypothesis but more.
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
@quest64official.bsky.social Oh boy do I have good news for you about today's Yetee shirts.
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
"You mean 'the world's *best* game'?" "We said what we said."
EA SPORTS FC™®©‽ 26 advertises itself as "the world's game".
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I don't know, maybe if God left a comment every now and again.
News headline, "The Pope Wants You to Write That Fanfiction You’ve Been Thinking About"
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pudding @psipudding.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
they dropped the best character design ever then dropped her forever, huh
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons GIF.
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
What Pokemon type do I get off? wait no delete
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I got Doom 1 and 2 on Steam so I could play the randomizer. It's 1.14 GB. The original Doom 1 and 2 were, near as I can tell, 0.02 GB combined. I see a few notes that half of the install space is music files. So, what, I just have a 500-MB file on my computer named "lack of discipline"?
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The slur-reclamation contingent of the queer community has an untapped opportunity on their hands with Flag Day occurring during Pride Month.
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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com · 28/05/2026
D&D switching to a monthly subscription "game as a service" is great news for every single game that isn't D&D. And that means it's great news for tabletop gaming in general. Please keep punching yourself inthe dick, Hasbro. It amuses me greatly.
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Justice. But, like, horny and a tabletop gamer.
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Outfits from that stage musical about the six wives of Henry VIII, I think? They are gorgeous and I love them.
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
wait i just figured it out - creates dangerous technology solely to misuse it - uses violence/propaganda to fuel a political career - only interacts with people he thinks he can outsmart and control - uses his parents as puppets because it's the only way they'll respect him Elon Musk is Gortash.
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
So am I, like, officially a terrorist now? Should I put that in my bio? Can terrorists charge more for writing commissions? I don't know the modern meta!
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Okay now I am *definitely* not writing Starfox porn.
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
One nice thing about playing idle games: when I come back to my computer and see it restarted without my consent, the game will tell me when it happened because that's how long I've been getting offline progress.
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
If Taco Bell gives you intestinal trouble, your bloodline is weak and history will forget you.
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
W-what if I play random? ...in every fighting game?
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
So am I gonna have to write Starfox porn now or what?
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
For anybody who stumbles upon my recent popular reply and wonders whether they want to follow me, I offer this handy chart. (It may help you to know that I named this "ninvenndo.jpg".)
A Venn diagram with the categories "Retro Nintendo Content" and "Wow, there's no way that will fit! However,". At the intersection lie Lawful Hungry and a picture that shows why you can't play an SNES game on a Nintendo DS.
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korblborp @korblborp.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
i suppose i should probably post a link to commission info, huh? in case anyone would like to bite. #Commissions #CommissionInformation #idk korblborp.newgrounds.com/news/post/10...
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chibi sketch - $10 chibi inked + $5 chibi colors + $5 1 figure/character/major object, simple/no background, in pencil - $20 Additional characters +$10 each Complex background + $10 Inked + $10 Colors...
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
OKAY computer work again i think we back
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom aren't Zelda games. They may be set in Hyrule, but they have a wholly different gameplay loop and shouldn't be considered part of the same genre or series, the same way Mario Kart and Game & Watch Gallery aren't Super Mario games.
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
My computer did a sad and I'm currently waiting on the part that will ostensibly fix it. Stories may be even slower than normal.
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The player's guide for Earthbound is the greatest piece of gaming literature ever assembled and I will brook no dissent.
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Happy 32nd birthday to Super Metroid. If you're following me, you're probably aware that my first and most popular story on HF is a novel-length pornographic retelling of Super Metroid, but in case you're not: www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...
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Hentai Foundry
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
A thought occurred while watching @cheekynuttybuns.bsky.social and @bouncychibis.bsky.social on Twitch: We seem to have moved from the era of evil snarky robot guides in video games (thanks Glados) to the era of evil dommy-mommy guides. That's cool and all, but I want himbo guides.
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Its been brought to my attention that SubscribeStar has updated its content policies and is now much, much more strict wrt the kinds of content it will host subscribestar.adult/prohibited_c...
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SubscribeStar.adult | Prohibited Content and Use
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
See if you can guess.
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I did pretty well before my first mistake, and I immediately saw why I was a dummy.
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
This outfit swap is going to be great.
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
favourite games poorly described - Being sick in prison blows - Nepo baby is mad that you get the cool toys - Teenage girl becomes the main character because her coworker is too sad - Rich men and orphans solve a love triangle / fetch quest - Incel saves the country, ends up with old man
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SkaavArt / Julia 🍃 @skaavart.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
‼️Final Statement Regarding EvulArt‼️ I originally did not intend to make this public but recent events have made that impossible. This is no longer "internet drama", it's harassment and retaliation. ⬇️read more⬇️
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I learned one day late that it's the 40th anniversary of the Legend of Zelda. But I do have a porn fanfic to share that truly calls to the heart of the franchise...in that like many of the games it does not feature Zelda in it at all. www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user... (87,000 words (cripes))
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Hentai Foundry
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Enough straight ports of video games. I want more gay ports. Bisexual ports are preferred but I understand there are time and budget constraints.
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Every time I see a political cartoon with Justice in it, I like to pretend it's fanart.
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
All well-balanced adventuring teams include a Proust and a Kunta Kinte.
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zilch @zilchfox.com · 13/02/2026
Video games in 2026 need to be cheaper to buy, and waaaaay faster to develop. I saw a statement that apparently kids aren’t getting into specific game franchises as much as previous gens because the timeframe it takes to make a game is longer than their entire childhood.
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Keano Raubun @keano.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
the trick to making good games is to make a lot of bad ones first, actually
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
February is the 35th anniversary of the original Joe & Mac, a hop-and-bop (or jump-and-whump, I guess) platformer on various contemporaneous systems. I wrote porn about it, back in the days when I could afford to commission art for each Deep Cuts chapter. www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...
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Hentai Foundry
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Nice.
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I am sorry to confirm what many of you have likely suspected. It it with a heavy heart that I admit it is 2026, which means games from 2001 are 25 years old and thus qualify for Deep Cuts. Please look out for each other in these trying times.
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Bringing back the Trello for commission tracking. It has my commission chart, the current queue status, and a link to the tolerated-kinks list. Pricing and contact information are in the chart, but if you're seeing this you probably know at least one way to contact me. trello.com/b/utkvG1zQ/w...
Lawful Hungry's commission chart.
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Happy That Young Lady Must Be Very Cold Night.
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
#lewdtober Prompts 11&12: gooning, doctor. Inside his mansion of maniacs, Dr. Fred needs to edge his victim until she nearly goes catatonic, or else his brain extraction won't work. Bring on the tentacles! www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...
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Hentai Foundry
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
#lewdtober Days 9&10: boobs, threesome. Billy and Jimmy Lee, the Double Dragons, are going to fight to the death for Marian's love! Luckily, Marian has love enough for two. www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...
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Hentai Foundry
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
#lewdtober Days 7&8: thighs, public. When you're stuck up a tree, who can you call for help? The bounty hunter, Popful Mail! Unfortunately, she charges an arm and two long, shapely, bare legs. www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...
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Hentai Foundry
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Lawful Hungry @lawfulhungry.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Sailor Moon, with the caption "my tummy hurts and i'm mad at the government".
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