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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Socks find "Bluey" to be very relatable. 🤣

A black dog sitting on a couch watching the TV show "Bluey."

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Overheard coaching at this soccer tournament: "Hey, girls! If the ball is rolling in front of you, please kick it!" 🤣🤣🤣

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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

They need to hammer down relentlessly on this. They can't become overconfident, like they did with Hillary in 2016.

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Republicans can't help but continue writing Democratic ads for the midterms. They must really hate their steak-n-lobster jobs. 🤷‍♂️

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

So far, so good. (Also, just realized I misnamed Cabo Verde. Oops.) #WorldCup 🤘⚽🇨🇻

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I'm calling my shot. Cape Verde vs DR Congo in the final. 🤪 #WorldCup

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Presuming this is accurate, (and there's no reason to think it's not), this is a complete and total surrender by the United States. Utterly humiliating defeat for America, and a victory beyond Iran's wildest dreams. 🤦‍♂️ cnn.it/4es0cU5

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Read the 14-point draft agreement between the US and Iran | CNN

The agreement between Iran and the US lays out the terms of the ceasefire between the bitter rivals, the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz, some financial relief for Iran and a reiteration from Tehran...

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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

my god, it's real

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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

You can go through the strait free, but it takes 2 days, or you can subscribe to Hormuz Plus.

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

If Dems want open borders, defunding police, and men in women's bathrooms, then why would they need to raise taxes to achieve those no-cost policies? 🤪 Rational thought is so far beyond their capabilities. 🤦‍♂️

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Congrats to the Knicks! Look what happens when you elect an enthusiastic socialist who loves every inch of your city! ✊🏼

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

As suspected, the scaffolding isn't necessary to remove Trump's name, but it's necessary to hold up the tarps to ensure no one can see the removal. This is why they blew past the court's deadline.

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

This tracks. These dudes have been told to expect a stop-work order any time, so they're just pretending to work until then.

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

LOL! Deadline to remove Trump's name has come and gone, and the dudes on the scaffolding look to be considering their lunch orders. They're not even pretending. 🤷‍♂️

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

100% what's happening right now.

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Are they gonna start embossing bankruptcy applications with gold foil?

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Attorneys used to line up for these jobs, which were prestigious in their own right, but also (often, not always) served as a pathway to a very lucrative private sector gig. Now, DOJ has hat in hand, begging for people who need a job and few extra bucks instead of dedicated civil servants. #sad

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I dunno. I think it's an indicator of how bad the economy is. They obviously think people have forgotten what going to restaurants is like and believe it's a mysterious thing that Real America™ only hears about on Facebook. Lots of folks saying, "YEAH! (I guess?)"

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Shorter Glenn Greenwald: "I'm dumb and eat my own boogers."

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

This is always so maddening. Yes, people largely support progressive ideals when those ideals are worded in normie-speak. But pols regularly turn them into consultant-approved word salad, which people don't understand, and nobody votes for a politician they can't understand.

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David Medina @davidmed.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Thank you, Autzen. #GoDucks Via: GoDucks

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

How long before FRCP 11(b)(2) is modified to require such certification be made personally, independent of AI, and then carve out an exception to (c)(4) making dismissal w/prejudice the default sanction when AI is involved? If courts want to nip this in the bud, that's how you do it.

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

This might be one of the funniest things I've ever seen, if only because of the timing of the poodle's jump. 🤣

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Blanche teeing up to launch his stint with a high profile L right outta the gate. Glad to see nothing's changed at the clown show husk of DOJ. 🤦‍♂️

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

I'm guessing the hurricane naming people are also college football fans, because there's no way that "Hurricane Cristobal" is an accident. 🤔

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

No shit. By killing the Ayatollah, our dipshit-in-chief simply cemented the IRGC's control of the country.

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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 16/04/2026

It is my fondest hope that President AOC someday appoints the first Supreme Court justice who kicks off their all their public appearances by calling originalism “a bunch of fraudulent clown shit”

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lynnechester cathedral 🎶🗽 @lynnh1.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Love this! Cat-holicism wins! I'm feline that it's Cat-astrophic for Trump fur sure! 😏🐾

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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

BREAKING: The U.S. bishops’ Committee on Doctrine just issued a formal statement defending Pope Leo XIV's teaching authority on just war doctrine — less than twelve hours after JD Vance told a Turning Point USA crowd the pope should “be careful” talking theology. This is a serious escalation.

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Imagine if I farted $1,000 bills, somehow. 🤷‍♂️

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Like, I dunno, the morality of war? Maybe the morality of how we treat the other human beings, including (and this is may come as a shock), humans being who look and speak different than ourselves? 🤔 Seriously, whoever ran Vance's RCIA class should be removed from that gig. 🤦‍♂️

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Dem response should be, simply, "Donald Trump admits that he can't recognize Jesus, especially Jesus doing the most Jesus of Jesus things." Alternatively, they could note that he can only correctly recognize "Person. Woman. Man Camera. TV," when shown pictures.

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

I actually hope they build this, if only because we'll be able to live for several months off the MAGA years when it's torn down.

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

The first team to revert to the 2-3-5 will dominate the World Cup.

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

McDoNot remains the crappiest of donut shops.

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Holy shit, this is one of the funniest things. 🤣

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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

It's Rex's third Gotcha Day! We are celebrating with Rosé and his favorite ball. 🥰🐶

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