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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 9m

And I’ll tell you another thing. C-3PO was never funny. But god damn, I respect that linguistical son of a bitch.

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 11h

I love the idea of a high impact collision with four canisters of compressed oxygen surrounding you.

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 23h

Watching the Hills Have Eyes. 1977 Nic Cage is still going to steal the deceleration of independence.

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Why were the Nowgians so careless to thaw out the thing? Lead researcher:

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

How have I missed Tales of Halloween up until now!?! And what is up with all these pirate kids?

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

“What the hell you doing in the bathroom all day and all night? Why don’t you get out and give someone else chance?”

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

“Elevate me.” “Right here? Right now?”

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

“There wolf. There castle.” “Why are you taking like that?” “I thought you wanted too.”

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Now on the movie with an enormous shwanstika. Young Frankenstein

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

48. Raising Caine 49. Pet Semetary 50. Straight Jacket 51. The Wicker Man 52. Club Dread 53. Avenging Angel 54. Alone in the Dark 55. X 56. Pearl 57. The Abominable Dr. Phibes 58. The Dead Zone 59. Dracula 60. Bram Stoker’s Dracula 61. Dracula Dead and Loving It 62. Childs Play 3

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

It’s not technically a Frankenstein unless it’s grown in the Frankenstein area of France.

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

When you start looking through her old photos and see all the past boyfriends

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Tom Waits didn’t know he was in a movie and they just recorded him being him.

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Watching Bram Stoker’s Dracula and learning good fashion.

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Me, logging on: “Where is pancakes house?”

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

“Is this true?” “Yes. This man has no dick.” The moment young Lawdog knew his purpose in life.

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I’m inviting you all to my party because you’re all clients and not friends so I can write this whole post off as a business expense.

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Apparently there’s houses that will be giving out drugs instead of candy this year. This is horrible and only we can stop it. I’ll need to know their exact addresses and I need to be given a multitude of none repeating or recognizable costumes. I’ll also need an Iron Butterfly record and brownies

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Now watching some old school anthology horror. Dead of Night.

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Now watching VHS Mix Tape. Let the hit and miss begin!

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Now watching the Dead Zone. Walken is Walken. Always knocking it out of the park.

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Watching Child’s Play 3 and a kid is about to get chopped up in a rotor blade. I shouted out, “You can’t do that, only John Landis can do that!”

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Tom and Jerry: Tom Takes a Bow

ALT: Tom and Jerry: Tom Takes a Bow

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Look, if we’re going to start persecuting women who kill a bunch of people who wrong them, I don’t even want to know what kind of world that creates. 😍

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Pearl murdering everyone in sight… How you doin?

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

RIP Jim Bakker. (Looking down) Say hi to Rush and Charlie for me.

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Now watching Pearl. And stop seducing me, slutty ass scarecrow.

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

By the way, this is going to be my new mutterance while going throughout any given day.

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“You think Eddie Money has to put up with this shit!?!”

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Next up, Club Dread. Long live Coconut Pete!

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Avenging Angel assembled a team. A teenage prostitute, an old man wanna be cowboy, a lesbian mechanic, a Charlie Chaplin impersonator, and Johnny Glitter. Eat it, Avengers.

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

JFK was the best Kennedy even if they did steal part of his brain.

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Will I be a delusional old man who thinks he’s a cowboy walking the streets of LA fighting crime? Probably.

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Is Avenging Angle a horror movie? 🤷‍♂️ But Joe Bob Briggs featured the original one on episode of his Halloween specials. Now I’m watching the sequel and man, it goes hard in the first 15 minutes with a massive mob/ cop shoot out. She’s going to be getting a lot of revenge.

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

William Castle got labeled as the “gimmick” director/producer but he’s actually really good. (Although for strait-jacket he did still give out little cardboard axes to audiences) (And I think that’s awesome)

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Now watching Strait-Jacket (1964) Joan Crawford with an ax? Yes please.

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The jawbreaker has got to be the most dangerous candy, next to hypodermic chocolate needles.

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Now watching the original The Wicker Man. Can you please send over the dingy?

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Watching Horror of Dracula. Christopher Lee approves.

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

@tade-kuu-mushi.bsky.social why have I not seen him recently? Was it that damn trex again?

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

39. Spaced Invaders 40. Haunt 41. Childs Play 2 42. The Haunting (1963) 43. The Car 44. 1408 45. Cape Fear 46. Slaughterhouse Rock 47. The Blob (1958)

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

$10,000,000 but you have be roommates with Torgo for one year. Could you do it?

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Whatching Pet Semetary. Jud Crandall after Church is run over, “Maybe…. There’s a better way….” Lawdog, “I’m reading ya.”

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lawdog1521.bsky.social @lawdog1521.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Me, meeting fellow nerds: “I fancy watching Robocop and eating nachos a bit myself.”

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