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@lavenderquill.bsky.social
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Ridiculous and/or horny writer of ridiculous and/or horny fanfic (and other things too) (He/They)

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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you're curious about his story (and what a bastard he is) you can read it here!
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Terrible bastard fox, Borealis, done by the lovely @artsyfio.bsky.social Thanks again, he turned out wonderfully #hazbinhotel #oc #hazbinoc
Borealis, a demon white fox with a right hand made out of ice and a fluffy tail as big as he is, judges you with a condescending smirk from across the bar.
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's here at last, the Final Chapter of Inkwell's saga down/upward (depending on how you look at it) The Whale Fall Auction. Just a little shindig at the tower. A little soiree. Vox keeps calling it a gala. What could go wrong? archiveofourown.org/works/564151... #hazbinhotel #fanfic #hazbinoc
 Inkwell stared at him, his head tilted as a realization dawned on him. “You are excited about this.”

Vox started to walk downstage, hands behind his back and a wide smile on his face. “Oho, you have no idea, Underwood. This is where I live.”
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Magnificent art of Angel Dust and my/his lad Syrup! Done by the wonderful @kiwipoplin.bsky.social ! You can read about him here! archiveofourown.org/works/47843800 #hazbinhotel #hazbinOC #HazbinFanfic #hazbinart
Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel) in bed sharing a tender moment with Syrup (Hazbin Hotel OC)
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
God his eyeeeeees~ <3
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 08/08/2026
roach-works on tumblr:
"speculative fiction writers I am going to give you a really urgent piece
of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers.
how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is
the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's
secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and
you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. I guarantee.
don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen?
awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it
shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie
collapses and it's no fun anymore."
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Late Edition: Chapter 15 The final showdown between Vox and Mogul. No schemes or even any press. Just two Overlords working to bring the other down as fast as possible. It's a contest of strength, and to the victor: The spoils #hazbinhotel #fanfic archiveofourown.org/works/564151...
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Yeah that asshole dog made me cry again. Yeah it was over flowers this time. Yeah I will be waiting eagerly for/living in constant fear of the next chapter. #deltarune
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Hey, look how much my cool and hot boyfriend adores me~
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
New profile pic from @futiledevotion.bsky.social for my birthday. Thanks love!~ (And colors by @boredgaeasidequest.bsky.social Thanks to you too~)
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chillsea @shewolfofvilnius.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
A friend did some art of Borealis for my birthday! Look at this fucking asshole, he knows he's better than you. #hazbinhoteloc #HHOC #fanfic (Read about him here! archiveofourown.org/works/61362124 )
Art of a cunty white fox from hazbin hotel in various poses and outfits, including with Velvette where it looks like she his laughing at a joke he just told with you as the punchline.
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Kicked out of the conclave for shouting that the sun can burn the skin and wither crops when the elders started talking about the moon's dread influences.
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Inkwell settles in with the Vees like a rock in a pond. Of course, Voxtek is a competitive industry. You're going to find a lot of jealous little goblins eager to disrupt the business. Read up on the bad business here: archiveofourown.org/works/564151... #FazbinFanfic #hazbinOC
Snip from an Ao3 page that reads:

 “We need to make something clear.” Vox said with a smile. “And let me tell you, I understand.” He said as he started to walk Inkwell toward his desk, free hand to his chest with all sympathy. “Working under numbskulls means you have to take some liberties. It means you have to make concessions. Nudge people, ‘Hey, my boss would never, but I know better’. That kind of thing.”

Vox chuckled and shook his head before suddenly spinning Inkwell around and slamming him against the edge of his desk. His claws went to the heavy metal after, trapping Inkwell as Vox got so close their bodies pressed together and the spiraling eye took up half of Ink’s vision.

“That. Won’t. Work here.” Vox growled. He forced a smile up and a tense chuckle bounced out of his throat like a bowling ball down a stairwell. “We need to be clear that I’m in charge.”

Inkwell closed one eye and tried to turn away on pure instinct. “I already know that, Vox.”

Vox shook his head as he leaned closer. “Not like I need you to, you don’t.” He put a claw under Ink’s chin and tilted it toward his face. “The lip? Fine. Cute even. Maybe I’ve been spending too much time around Val because I’m actually finding it endearing.”

His smile fell and his claw traced down over Ink’s skin before gripping around his neck. “In. Private.” He growled.

Inkwell shivered and whimpered as he felt Vox’s influence creep into his head. This was different than the previous times.

“In public. You’re are going to be one more shiny cog in the well-oiled machine that is Voxtek. I value reputation, Ink. It’s just another currency to spend.” His head tilted and he grinned wide. “You… are only going to rake in more of it for me.”

Inkwell’s eye twitched. He nodded.

Vox’s eye narrowed and he leaned the pulsing rings closer. “I didn’t hear that, Underwood.”

“Yes, Mister Vox.” Inkwell said distantly.
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Inkwell settles in with the Vees like a rock in a pond. Of course, Voxtek is a competitive industry. You're going to find a lot of jealous little goblins eager to disrupt the business. Read up on the bad business here: archiveofourown.org/works/564151... #FazbinFanfic #hazbinOC
Snip from an Ao3 page that reads:

 “We need to make something clear.” Vox said with a smile. “And let me tell you, I understand.” He said as he started to walk Inkwell toward his desk, free hand to his chest with all sympathy. “Working under numbskulls means you have to take some liberties. It means you have to make concessions. Nudge people, ‘Hey, my boss would never, but I know better’. That kind of thing.”

Vox chuckled and shook his head before suddenly spinning Inkwell around and slamming him against the edge of his desk. His claws went to the heavy metal after, trapping Inkwell as Vox got so close their bodies pressed together and the spiraling eye took up half of Ink’s vision.

“That. Won’t. Work here.” Vox growled. He forced a smile up and a tense chuckle bounced out of his throat like a bowling ball down a stairwell. “We need to be clear that I’m in charge.”

Inkwell closed one eye and tried to turn away on pure instinct. “I already know that, Vox.”

Vox shook his head as he leaned closer. “Not like I need you to, you don’t.” He put a claw under Ink’s chin and tilted it toward his face. “The lip? Fine. Cute even. Maybe I’ve been spending too much time around Val because I’m actually finding it endearing.”

His smile fell and his claw traced down over Ink’s skin before gripping around his neck. “In. Private.” He growled.

Inkwell shivered and whimpered as he felt Vox’s influence creep into his head. This was different than the previous times.

“In public. You’re are going to be one more shiny cog in the well-oiled machine that is Voxtek. I value reputation, Ink. It’s just another currency to spend.” His head tilted and he grinned wide. “You… are only going to rake in more of it for me.”

Inkwell’s eye twitched. He nodded.

Vox’s eye narrowed and he leaned the pulsing rings closer. “I didn’t hear that, Underwood.”

“Yes, Mister Vox.” Inkwell said distantly.
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👁️saac 👁️o @eyesack.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
would love to have just one day where the people and things I care about are not under direct attack
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I am never trusting ANY storefront with anything I create. To blazes with all of these cowardly quislings, happy to take money from artists but the first to throw them under the bus the instant it looks like they may be an inconvenience.
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Well, the flip side is that it is the movie staking its position as the latest addition to the endless cultural catalogue of "feel sympathy for the worst people alive"
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Is this a hive mind situation or a 'your headmates are now packmates' situation?
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Perfectionism Club
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
You should not only leave that in but we should start putting it into every piece of writing we produce, collectively.
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I always liked the 'we pack bond with ANYTHING' ones, myself. Ala "If you have a human on your crew and it gives its multitool a name, make sure it can keep that one or else it'll get sad." Or "If you're going to a new planet, keep an eye on your human because it will try to pet EVERYTHING."
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I do think I learned some valuable things about fascist thinking there, at least.
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
So during my highschool years me and a handful of other like-mindeds there would mock and gawk and shake our heads at the state of things that such things could be said. Until recently I thought we were being too cynical taking those statements as indicative of the wider culture. Now I am unsure.
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
which was (still is?) A collection of wild shit religious fundamentalist say, from the bigoted to the desperately justifying the ironclad adherence to their various faiths (the phrase "God has a vagina in his penis" is burned into my mind)
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Yeah alright sure Anti social tendencies made it hard for me to feel like I could contribute to any big conversations, but the community small enough that I could have conversations in was a site called "fundies say the darnedest things"
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
It really boggles my mind how you can see this and not come to that conclusion first, to say nothing of whatever weird leaps you need to reach 'log off the internet' as being the path. (Where the hell else are you supposed to get supplies to do all this, even?)
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Every FFFUCKING time I interact with you I end going 'W-Wait, hang on-' Majin-Thanos-Snapping nerds into treats specifically for me is uh, oh, uhhh, ooooh
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
So Ayin's gonna give me ice cream, right?
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Me, locked in the basement: "What do you WANT from me!?" The intercom on the wall: "All the information is on the task."
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I think people are just good at sniffing out the difference between exploration of a theme done in earnest and just trying to flip concepts around to be edgy.
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Commissar Caiphas Cain is officially perpetually alive in administratum records even long after being buried with honors because he has been declared dead only turning out to have survived so many times they were just sick of dealing with the paperwork and declared him bureaucratically immortal.
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I think it's important to remember that genre is descriptive not prescriptive. We're assigning stories names for the shape they are, not trying to squeeze them into specific boxes. The problem is when 'I want to make mechsplo but different' becomes 'I want to make a table with no legs'
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Oh yeah, I wasn't even speaking specifically about Hex. I meant people who do that sort of thing in general, but I have heard some rumblings. Nothing concrete, though.
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I don't know how to say more without getting unnecessarily mean.
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
It smacks of 'This ain't your mommy's mechsplo' when the genre (at least that of it with the handler/hound dynamic) has only been in the queer zeitgeist for, what, two years?
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
If you have critique, then make it sure, but TRYING just to be subversive, just to - I don't know - have something new? Shock people?? It betrays an insecurity, to me. Or that you're not here for the genre's own merits.
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I think it's a product of mechsplo's existence on the internet, and the internet's wider mangling of culture, but people are rushing to be 'subversive' with this genre way way too quick. Matter of tastes, maybe, but 'subversion' is a terrible thing to aim for, at least for its own sake.
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Oho, I have some OPINIONS about this, Bun (That would, I think, mostly fall in line with yours, for the record, just going off of patterns)
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Lots to unpack here, but I think the most embarrassing thing is that he said 1/5th fewer words than the bot. Imagine being a conversational vacuum even when talking to a wall.
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🎃Cookie 🎮 Ace Attorney @arcanalegacy.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
My brain every single time I interact with literally anyone's post: I'M SORRY I BOTHERED YOU WITH MY FRIENDSHIP. IT *WILL* HAPPEN AGAIN 😭
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
This is the shit the Slaan smoke. Hand rolled by Kroak himself. The wood elves don't touch this shit. Out in Bretonnia they call it the Green Lady. One puff of this and Ulgu starts talking to you. Kush so green and destructive, they call it Grimgor.
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Your boys are so pretty and I always love seeing art of them <3
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Liking cartoons is not an approved path to happiness, but trying to* make fun of people who do sure is, apparently. *They are so bad at it.
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I'm going to cringe over how I fell in love with writing and met some of the best friends I could ever hope to meet? Sometimes I wonder if these people even understand what joy is.
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Dammit not like that, get outta here you. I'm workshopping a concept for a fantasy culture that reveres its old god in the modern age while explicitly saying it has deceased in the transition to the culture's modern age.
"Jesus... liked your post"
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Lavender @lavenderquill.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Is there a word for the worship of a god that is, within its own religious canon, deceased?
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