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Lava Frog

@lavainkshop.bsky.social
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Sci-fi, fantasy, horror, books, video games, anime, and more. If you tell a good story, I'm here for it. Nonfiction interests are heavily into biology and history.

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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They are doing this to me later.
Image of a CT scan where the patient has sneezed while the scan was being taken. 

The image looks like an x-ray where the patient is lying on their back with their head raised up, except their entire skull, except for their face, has fallen off and is lying on the table behind them. There is a blurred line between the skull and the rest of the head, making it look like some kind of connective tissue between them.
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
An angry or grumpy looking cat, sitting at a keyboard, typing something on a computer.
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Philip Drobar @philipdrobar.northsky.social · 27/03/2026
Calvin's dad explaining the two types of games: "the two types of games are caffeine and weed. marathon? caffeine. tony hawk? weed. you might think death stranding is a weed game but it turns out it's caffeine"
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Would you still love the moon if it were a worm?
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
These "think pieces" that journalists keep posting about Blusky vs Twitter keep missing a huge point: I like it here and hated it there.
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Okay, I'll bite. I have way more than 5 but Phillip K. Dick Anne McCaffrey Jack McDevitt Terry Pratchett Margaret Weis
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
How I am walking out of 2025 www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM29...
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Kinesin Protein Stayin' Alive
YouTube video by Mahoobla Productions
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Mine is a very boring and obvious answer, but I'd make mine Ten Forward. We'd always have a fun selection of specialty drinks and chocolate based desserts. Food would likely be in the realm of casual dining.
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Today a friend of mine said that Twitch and Discord should swap icons, and I've rarely seen a more true statement.
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
@magicflorist.bsky.social Congratulations! :D
Twitch Rapped report. Your Favorite Streamer: MagicFlorist

Hours Watched 7
Chats sent 387
Channel Points Earned 2,456
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Lord of the Rings Extended Editions. Great films! But I just don't think I'll ever be in the mood to sit through those 11.5 hours again, oof
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
If you see me and are confused and look here, I was previously going by Lava Ink Shop. I changed my name for a few reasons, one of which was an oomphie telling me they thought I was some kind of tattoo parlor, and now I can't get it out of my head lol
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Now You See Me: Now You Don't Look Up
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
🎵Come my lady Come come my lady You're my soda pop
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Seconding this. I played this game back when it came out, and I was telling people to buy it then. So at 60% off, you better chain down your echoes.
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I didn't know this, and it seems like useful information.
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I have a few. One of my most used is if I hear someone incorrectly sing a song lyric that they obviously misheard, I'll often sing, "Sack of monkeys in my pocket! My sister's ready to go!"
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Interesting science fact: Some scientists have experimented with the effects of drugs on spiders and how it affects their webs. The mind altering drugs seem obvious, but I always found the caffeine results fascinating, too. From Wikipedia:
Spiders 
In 1948, Swiss pharmacologist Peter N. Witt started his research on the effect of drugs on spiders. The initial motivation for the study was a request from his colleague, zoologist H. M. Peters, to shift the time when garden spiders build their webs from between 2:00 a.m. and 5:00 a.m., which was decidedly inconvenient for Peters, to earlier hours. Witt tested spiders with a range of psychoactive drugs, including amphetamine, mescaline, strychnine, LSD, and caffeine, and found that the drugs affect the size and shape of the web rather than the time when it is built. At small doses of caffeine (10 µg/spider), the webs were smaller; the radii were uneven, but the regularity of the circles was unaffected. At higher doses (100 µg/spider), the shape changed more, and the web design became irregular. All the drugs tested reduced web regularity except for small doses (0.1-0.3 µg) of LSD, which increased web regularity. Photos showing the effects of various drugs on spider webs. Each are different, but all substances affected the spiders' ability to build webs.
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I saw Superman tonight, and I gotta say James Gunn did a great job. He's clearly a man who loves Superman, and there are several moments in the film that really showcase that. I haven't been to the movie theater in ages, and I'm really glad I picked this film to do it!
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I have used eight of these. And through sheer magnanimity, I have only murdered one person who dogeared the page of a book I lent them. Also, my most common bookmark is a page from one of my restaurant guest check books. (Well, if you don't count e-reader I guess.)
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Smackie the Frog for me (specifically his appearance on Dr. Katz)
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
*I start furiously hiding all the milk and cheese in my fridge*
Headline reading: Brazilian supercows are taking over the world
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
You may think you're clever for skeeting "nothing ever happens," but nobody has ever nothing-ever-happens'd harder than Stanislav Petrov.
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
When you have thalassophobia, the best jokes aren't that deep.
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
My top 9 Prince songs (in no particular order)
A picture of the Batman (1989) soundtrack featuring the following nine songs by Prince: 
1.	"The Future"
2.	"Electric Chair"
3.	"The Arms of Orion" 
4.	"Partyman"
5.	"Vicki Waiting"
6.	"Trust"
7.	"Lemon Crush"
8.	"Scandalous"	
9.	"Batdance"
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Today I saw someone on Bluesky reply to someone else "Sir, today you have won the internet" and it really goes to show you how the internet and social media can model the spread of infectious disease.
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Game Devs Stop Putting Sections in Your Game Where My Character Is Forced to Move Significantly Slower Than Normal for Narrative Reasons Challenge (Difficulty: Impossible)
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Every now and then I refer to the view and menu buttons as "select" and "start," and then I get horrifying flashbacks to my mom calling my computer a "Nintendo." I will not go gentle into that good night!
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I had like three glasses of wine when I wrote this, but I was pretty happy with it lol
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Unlike all y'all, I only get my news from a reliable source.
Four images of Jay Jackson playing a news anchor on various TV shows.
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
My local emergency weather broadcast thingy called my phone and woke me up at 2am to tell me there was a tornado warning. Why do you think I wanna be awake for that!? Just let me die peacefully in my sleep, jeez.
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Skies of Arcadia. Instant purchase. Wouldn't even think twice.
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I enjoy watching the Video Game Awards
An image of the Norman Rockwell painting called Freedom of Speech which depicts a scene of a 1942 Arlington town meeting in which Jim Edgerton, the lone dissenter to the town selectmen's announced plans to build a new school, was accorded the floor as a matter of protocol.
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
The TMNT theme song says "Splinter taught them to be ninja teens," but if we're being honest with ourselves, he just taught them to be ninja. He didn't teach them to be teens.
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
If you like Castlevania and haven't played these games (or maybe even if you have), I highly suggest this collection. These games are great, and this collection has some nice features as well.
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I have never really paid attention to SamsungTV before, and yesterday I was flipping through the channels when I noticed one that's 24 hours a day of Saved by the Bell. I really wanna meet the one(1) person that this channel was created for.
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
People are doing the "fun fact" thing. This isn't "fun" exactly; but I think it's interesting. I was hospitalized with a viral infection that has never been identified. I almost died, but the hospital managed to keep me alive. Samples were tested, but no known infectious agent came back positive.
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
"You actually cried playing a video game?" The game:
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Let's be nice to all the newskys almost certainly headed our way.
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I have a joke about Echo, but you've already heard it.
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
It's much more likely that the researchers made a mistake than it is that they broke the laws of physics.
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Heck yeah, bring it on.
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Lava Frog @lavainkshop.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
Very hard for me, but 1) Pod People 2) Space Mutiny 3) Mitchell 4) I Accuse My Parents 5) The Touch of Satan
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