Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 1hWe lost an exceptional Hitchcock Blonde today. She was 102. Rest in peace, Eva Marie Saint. 110
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 25/09/2026Michelle Obama supported American designers. Jill Biden supported American designers. Melania Antoinette shops her closet and throws on a Saint Laurent blouse and Dolce & Gabbana pants for the China state dinner. She could’ve worked with Jason Wu or Phillip Lim or — gasp! — paid retail. But no. 130
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 10/08/2026Seen in a Walmart parking lot today in Florida. It’s not a gas pump, but it gives me hope anyway: 000
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 23/07/2026Taken tonight in Georgia, an unretouched Getty photo of a sweaty, makeup-laden orange monster with a ridiculously spare and straw-like combover. He’s the walking version of all the tacky gold he’s splashed onto every available surface. For all that’s good and true, please let it be over soon. 4337086
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 17/07/2026Today in Florida … Someone please tell me why all those lies he told last night matter at all. 1112
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 07/06/2026Whatever is going on with his forehead and cheeks makes me think he’s soon going to look like this: 020
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 25/05/2026All those billions he’s raking in via blatant corruption, and he can’t get his suits tailored properly? We know the reason it needs to be fixed, but the back of his jacket is starting to look like a bustle, for crying out loud. 130
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 22/05/2026A much-needed brain cleanser: Look how stunning Ruth Negga was last night in Cannes, wearing a custom gown and long white gloves by Balenciaga with diamond earrings by Chopard, on the red carpet for the premiere of Coward. Perfection. 020
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 21/05/2026Unretouched Getty photos taken yesterday as he traveled to attend the Coast Guard Academy graduation ceremony. It's getting harder to hide, isn't it, Donnie? 010
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 01/05/2026Not sure I understand the logic of gerrymandering Floridians and pissing them off further while this is happening — or are they doing it because this is happening, and they know there’s little chance of winning in November unless they stack the deck? 000
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 19/04/2026Gee, the markets must be opening soon … #Corruption 010
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 14/04/2026Google Brina Knauss and see if you can figure out who she looks like: 011
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 05/04/2026Two stations in Florida yesterday — and these are the numbers they’re trying to lure us in with, yikes. Happy Easter Weekend, everybody! You know who to blame … 151
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 04/04/2026This photo is from June 2020; don’t let anyone tell you they’re partaking of anything religious for Easter weekend. 2101
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 21/03/2026Well, that didn’t take long at all. He makes me doubt karma is real. 160
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 19/03/2026His penis must be crazy small. It’s the only explanation for something like this. 222
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 12/03/2026In Tampa on Monday — this is what you voted for, Florida! Hope you have cash handy! 4396
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 25/02/2026Angela Lansbury in her very first onscreen role, as Nancy the flirtatious maid, and earning a best supporting nomination to boot … #Gaslight #TCMParty 080
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 19/02/2026When asked about the Epstein photo, Ratner said it was his fiancée, though he declined to name her. Twenty years ago, when Ratner said that photo was taken, he was dating model Alina Puscau, who looks nothing like the girl next to Epstein. I met her at a shoot he photographed in 2005. 152
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 19/02/2026So when Brunel got up, Ratner sat down? Or vice versa? Scumbags. 713227
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 19/02/2026No, that is false information people need to stop spreading. She is a model, here is her info from Getty: 161
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 19/02/2026Images from the 1997 Victoria’s Secret Angels party in New York — yeah, Wexner knew nothing, right: 163
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 14/02/2026Took the Warner Bros. Studio Tour years ago, and this easily was a highlight … #TCMParty 072
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 09/02/2026Lady Gaga performed in Bad Bunny’s halftime show wearing a custom dress by Luar by Raul Lopez and diamond earrings by Chopard … #SuperBowlLX 120
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 05/02/2026This isn’t thoroughly accurate, but I think about this scene a lot: 010
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 03/02/2026Fun fact: My ex-husband was born in Puerto Rico. The divorce was bitter and angry, but we became friends later. Then one day pre-2020, he admitted he voted for T*ump and would do it again. I blocked him and never looked back. Today I would like to ask him why MAGA doesn’t think he’s “All-American.” 000
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 03/02/2026John McCain was held captive in Vietnam for more than five years. A horrible experience that left him disabled. His daughter, a raging MAGA who clutches at the coattails of her famous father when convenient, just named her kid Ransom. What? Ransom? Can anyone explain this other than she’s awful? 020
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 03/02/2026Oof. Almost 30,000 people saying the vanity project really, really sucks. And only three days after it premiered. That made my night, thank you! PS Def take the time to read the comments … 161
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 30/01/2026This opening paragraph of The Hollywood Reporter’s review of *that* movie is pretty perfect: 150
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 28/01/2026When you talk about their children, this is what I picture: 0120
Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com · 26/01/2026The 9 pm showing at a local theater this Friday for the coldest ticket in town: 3524