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Lauren Vail

@laurenevail.bsky.social
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🇨🇦, Dog mom, Avid reader, tennis fan, gardener, house plant enthusiast. Accountant by profession. Views are my own, not the views of my firm.

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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran serves as a reminder that rich people usually think like and side with other rich people.
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is a very big deal. For those who don't know, this is not an opening act. This was the Irish band that backed Ed Sheeran on the tour, including at MetLife, on the song Galway Girl and others. He has lost his own backup singers and band over this. It's huge.
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The Body Serve @thebodyserve.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The constant shots of Brad Pitt reminds us that American sports broadcasting is invested in celebrating abusers.
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The minute she tossed her racquet I was like “this trophy ceremony will be baaaaad”
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Statement from the new World No. 1. 🙌🏻
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
At a music festival in a corporate box streaming the US Open final 🙈😮‍💨🥴
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Rybakina kamman!!
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Patrick McEnroe commentating women’s tennis is an insult to the sport.
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The Body Serve @thebodyserve.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
like this isn't RuPaul's best friend's race, fuck him up at net
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Grateful that the honey deuce is made exclusively with French spirits so I can still make it in Canada 🙈😂
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nike hates Sabalenka and tennis in general with these kits 🙈
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Anyone but *that guy* truly
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The USTA cannot convince me to care about these nepo babies
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Seeing every kit outshine Sabalenka’s will never not be funny to me.
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Do you think he realizes that now there is a a Lake Superior to Lake America?
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She has a boyfriend? Cute and good for her. Stay low-key Louise, and remember to wear gloves on those poor chapped hands.
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Armine Yalnizyan @armineyalnizyan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Perhaps Ford's most disciplined and effective messaging yet.
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nike just hates tennis now
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So… a man who bankrupted 6 casinos entered a trade war with an economist …
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Connections Puzzle #1166 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I am shook. WHAT?!?! Meghan NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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a man in a suit and tie is saying " oh that 's terrible "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " oh that 's terrible "
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Laying in a hotel room with room service and heading to the cottage 🩷 So glad I insisted on a hotel stay rather than bunking with the in-laws. A decision made before Heated Rivalry existed.
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Jeter is so salty that the Jays are leading and he can fuck right off.
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
THE TORONTO FUCKING BLUE JAYS
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
The Dodgers’ gaffer looks absolutely disgusted 😂😂😂😂😂
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Blue Jays are in the blood. My grandmother was a diehard fan and I am so sad she died before seeing her beloved Jays go to the World Series. Here are the cookies we had at the wake after DAAAA YANKEES LOSE
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
BLUE JAYS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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kermit the frog is dancing in front of a red curtain on a stage .
ALT: kermit the frog is dancing in front of a red curtain on a stage .
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Ben and I have VERY different flavour profiles. Ben should just lick trees
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Let Gin Flights Night 2 commence!!
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Hiked up the equivalent of 25 flights of stairs and didn’t have a heart attack! 🥳🥵🚠
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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
go birds fuck ICE free Palestine
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
We have found gin bar in Whistler with 60 gins and are trying flights. This is the most pretentious thing I have ever done with my husband … I’ll be here every night this week…
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
“My personality is athleisure and trees”
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
There’s something about BC that makes a person go “yes I go on nature hikes and subsist off clif bars for lunch”
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Been travelling all afternoon and now have the US Open final on. Based on the scoreline I assume not a classic? 🤪
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
He’s injured Felix, GET HIM
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Tennis is so precious. Like imagine hockey players saying they can't do a face-off because it's too loud in the rink.
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Rafa’s little brother is coming home in 4 weeks. We need a name!
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Quite a roar from Felix. Allez! Let those claws out.
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Ben: "200 km/h serve! That's like Mario Tennis stats" 🤣
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Fair enough. Injuries happen.
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Courtney Nguyen @fortydeucetwits.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Best of 3, 10-point tiebreaks if needed in the 1st 2 sets, play out the final set (no tiebreak). This is the perfect Grand Slam format and the sport should switch to it and also pay me all the money.
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Alcaraz v. Sinner final
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thanos says i am inevitable in a movie
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Go Felix! You won’t win, but it would be crazy if you did!!
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Lauren Vail @laurenevail.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I fucking hate Colleen. Get her off my TV.
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