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Lauren Claire David

@laurenclairedavid.bsky.social
44 followers 58 following 9 posts

Just here for the cancel parties, zeitgeist, and sparkling pretty things. ⠀ Malo mulieres. Contristati puerorum. ⠀ Don’t @ me

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Lauren Claire David @laurenclairedavid.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
You ever just want to go to sleep and wake up when Buc-ees have spread across California?
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Lauren Claire David @laurenclairedavid.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Is a cold caught at Disneyland considered a collectable?
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Kimberly Spirit 👻🪦 @kimspirit.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Me watching sex in movies and tv: "there is nothing sexual about my viewing of this" Me watching pro wrestling: "everything is sexual and I hope there is kissing and cuddling"
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han @hansoeii.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
I'm such a sucker for basic white girl music
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Lauren Claire David @laurenclairedavid.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
🎶We used to sing Sha la la, la la, la la, la la, l-la te da🎶
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Lauren Claire David @laurenclairedavid.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
When you're drafting lawsuits just in case someone needs one while you're on vacay. Bringing justice, even while I'm playing Disney Barbie.
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nico nico nails @niconiconails.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Trying to create press on nails that look bloody but also girly ;p
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Lauren Claire David @laurenclairedavid.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Just got my first set of satin sheets, and omg, y’all. Not only are they soft and comfy, but they also have the effect of making me feel like Marilyn Monroe or Emma Frost. Why? Because, shut up.
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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
I reject your canon and substitute my own
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Lauren Claire David @laurenclairedavid.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Can we all sign a pact that we don’t tell any of the fuckbois or assholes about this place? Like, please?
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