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Laurence Taylor

@laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social
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NUFC ⚽⚫⚪ Non league football ⚽️ Forest Hall Dazzlers ⚽🔴 Lewis Hamilton 🏎🇬🇧 Have Autism 💙 Instagram: @lozzataylor1999 Twitter/X: @laurence_1999

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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Didn't think I'd see the day I'd be able to be outside past 7pm with a hoodie, shirt and jeans in October without feeling cold.
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Coming from 3-1 down to win 5-4 with Forest Hall to remain unbeaten in the league so far and England 4-0 up at HT in Croatia.
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Seth Meyers: I Can't Tell You How Much I Love That
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remembering that this year ends on the same day of the week as it did in 2020 made me somewhat worried about the last four months of it. Thankfully, I've gotten past 28 September without my life being at a point of having nothing to look forward to and dreading to hear what's next.
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As if it's one year since I was told that I hadn't been successful with getting onto an IT programme for autistic people. Just glad I got another attempt at getting onto the programme six months later and was successful (though it was a long hard winter before that happened). 💪
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
About 20°c outside and I've also heard a Christmas song in a pub when queuing for a pint and crisps to take outside.
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Robin Williams: What Year Is It?
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy first GNR 2027 ballot results day. Expecting not to be successful but let's see what happens. #GNR2027
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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 19/09/2026
Three points at St. James' Park! 💪
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nervy ending but glad to have bounced back from Monday before the big international break. #nufc #NEWHUL #PL
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Only Thursday but feels like a week full of problems being thrown at me that I can nothing to make better. Another reminder that surviving every impact of covid on my mental health counts for nothing. 😞
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Man Jumps Out Office Window During Meeting
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It is so weird that I am able to walk normally even after running all those miles. Clearly doing something right because previously, I'd always feel like I'd already reached my elderly years. 😅 #GNR2026 #GNR45 #GreatNorthRun
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good to know that I have a few days during my time off to potentially do some walks. Hopefully I can watch a non-league game before the Man City game whilst still being able to see family on the day. #nufc
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'll take that after being 2-0 down. #nufc #NEWBOU #PL
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Today marks my metric birthday (10,000 days since I was born). Out for a drinks to celebrate a friend's 40th birthday and I got ID'd for my first pint of the evening. 😅
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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 29/08/2026
YOU MAGSSSS! 🤩
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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jaissle liverpool
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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 26/08/2026
We're into the next round of the Carabao Cup! 🙌
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Not our best performance but a win is a win, good to see Gonzalez presented before kick-off and Toure get a debut goal as well. #nufc #NEWWBA #CarabaoCup
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Gutted but a draw against Liverpool isn't a bad way to start the Jaissle era. #nufc #NEWLIV #PL
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hate that the summer is nearly over and I have enjoyed the break from Newcastle games. Still have missed getting my #FPL team, Super 6 and Greene King Score King scores sorted. #PL
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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 19/08/2026
On Sunday, we come together with Liverpool to honour the legendary Kevin Keegan. We are asking supporters to arrive early at St. James' Park to be part of the tributes, which include a minute's applause, a display from Wor Flags, a video tribute and much more. King Kev. 🖤🤍
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Kevin Keegan tributes to take place this weekend | NUFC
On Sunday, we will be paying tribute to Kevin Keegan as we host Liverpool in the first match of the 2026/27 Premier League season.
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Whilst I've enjoyed the summer, it's hit me that there's only 30 more days left of it. ☹️
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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 31/07/2026
For those magical Champions League nights. For the unforgettable Carabao Cup win. For making us believe again. For everything. Thank you. 🖤🤍
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Whilst last season was unacceptable, it certainly doesn't overshadow everything that happened before that. Eddie, thank you for bringing back the good times, the club's first trophy in decades and my photo with you in February. #nufc
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Anytime I hear Don't You (Forget About Me) comes on, I'll always think of a former coach of mine that passed away last year as it was played at his funeral. Was also played in a Simpsons episode exactly 14 years before that day and involving someone with the same name as him.
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
RIP King Kev 💔
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Helen Ellis @hjellis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That was a hilarious reaction to Infantino and Trump walking on to the pitch for the presentation ceremony! 🤣
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The Simpsons: Mr. Burns' Boo-Urns
Alt: The Simpsons: Smithers and Mr. Burns "Uh, no, they're saying Boo-Urns! Boo-Urns!"
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The boos for Trump and Infantino. 💉 #SPAARG #WorldCup
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Simpsons Barney: Just Hook It To My Veins!
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Not a fan of half time shows in football but love seeing Ted Lasso and Coach Beard. #SPAARG #WorldCup
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This is bringing back memories of when Newcastle beat Spurs 5-1 when we were already relegated. #nufc #ThreeLions 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🦁🦁 #ENGFRA #WorldCup
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Deserve to lose for how much we were sitting off after the goal. 🤦‍♂️ Hate how we have to play a third play-off as well, especially at 10pm UK time. #ThreeLions #ENGARG #WorldCup
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Love ITV's opening title for the World Cup, especially as Cars is my favourite film trilogy. #WorldCup
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
As if I've heard the Ionian Sea mentioned as an answer in the quiz going on at the pub I'm at after that was the sea of my nearby beach for my holiday just hours after returning.
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Still pissed off and I don't think I'll feel much better until I wake up tomorrow morning. 🤬
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
What a result before my flight home. 🤩 #ThreeLions 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🦁🦁 #MEXENG #WorldCup
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Definitely fancied a night swim with a beer whilst I'm here. Inspired by Lenny in the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XI, thankfully without anything putting my life in danger. 🏊‍♂️🍺
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Now constantly looking at the forecast back in Tynemouth for next Sunday (one of two Sundays not occupied by F1 or Football during the day until the end of summer) as I'm planning to do my summer coastal walk that day. So far suggesting sunshine but also a chance of rain.
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Tough game but happy to be into the next round. #ThreeLions 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🦁🦁 #ENGCOD #WorldCup
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Still just under an hour before I can check into the resort but I have arrived in Corfu. 🇬🇷
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Just hope it's a case of getting our usual 0-0 draw and usual second game draw out the way at the same time. #ThreeLions 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🦁🦁 #ENGGHA #WorldCup
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
First summer flying abroad in June and not only do I get shafted by date changes to make me miss an extra matchday with my team but then something else comes up that I won't be able to get sorted for another fee weeks and has been made more complicated than necessary. 🤬
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Trust me to get Belgium in the Greene King sweepstake and them to potentially be the flops of the World Cup again. #BELIRN #WorldCup
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Seeing Toy Story 5 is one thing I can look forward to after I return from Corfu. Especially with the new electronic device (love seeing TV shows/films adapt to how things change over time) and how the toys react.
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Sunshine for playing football on my final evening in England before flying to Corfu. 🤩
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
First ever overnight stay for a bank holiday trip booked. 😊
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Brilliant second half and it's a winning start to the tournament, what a night it's been. #ThreeLions 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🦁🦁 #ENGCRO #WorldCup
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Went upstairs to get changed after football training and Egypt go and take the lead. Think that's reminded me it's best to change in shower room between the kitchen and garage when there's a Monday night 8pm game in the tournament. #BELEGY #WorldCup
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Scuderia Ferrari F1 @scuderiaferrarif1.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
HE’S DONE IT!!! 🤩 LEWIS HAMILTON WINS THE BARCELONA-CATALUNYA GRAND PRIX!!! 🏆🎉 #F1 #BarcelonaGP
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Scuderia Ferrari F1 @scuderiaferrarif1.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
LEWIS HAMILTON’S FIRST VICTORY FOR FERRARI!! 🔥 #F1 #BarcelonaGP
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Laurence Taylor @laurencetaylor1999.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
VICTORY IN RED AT LAST!!!! #TeamLH #LH44 🇬🇧 #SpanishGP #F1
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José Mourinho's Epic Real Madrid Celebration
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