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Laurence Gonsalves

@laurence.gonsalv.es
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I like old computers, making things, science, math, and science fiction. Currently building @Sifted.app at @Nipht.io. Previously, helped create Google Reader. @xenomachina@oldbytes.space on the fediverse. Formerly @laurence on the birdsite. IDIC 🖖

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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 30/09/2026
Part of panel 3 of the strip, but with the Daryl's dialog altered:

Daryl: Alt-text isn't a secret ingredient. I put alt-text in everything.

Seth: Oh...
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 06/09/2026
Is this "Stream Anytime" wording new? I saw this while trying to find a Blu-ray on Amazon. The button takes you to Prime Video, and the price shown is the "Buy HD" price, but calling it "stream anytime" seems like a weaselly attempt to justify digital purchases being eventually revoked.
A screenshot of part of an Amazon purchase page. The Prime Video logo is above a pill-shaped button labeled "STREAM ANYTIME; with Prime Video from $7.99".
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 27/08/2026
As a kid, Transformers was one of my favorite after-school shows, and Optimus Prime was my favorite character. I even dressed up as him for Halloween. (Visibility was *not* good. I ended up inadvertently "transforming" when I tripped over the curb of someone's driveway because I couldn't see it.)
A child (me) standing in a homemade Optimus Prime costume, standing in front of a doorway with a jack-o-lantern on the doorstep. The costume is mostly cardboard boxes, painted red and white, with colored paper and foil details.
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 30/07/2026
Consider who the character that said that line turned out to be.
Screenshot from Star Trek: Discovery. Lorca is saying to Stamets "... Alongside the Wright Brothers, Elon Musk, Zefram Cochrane?"
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 29/07/2026
A still from Star Trek: Discovery. Airiam tells Captain Pike "The probe used multiple SQL injections. I've yet to find any compromised files."
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 23/07/2026
The little guy on page 153 reminds me of Myst's "falling man", somehow. Was this encounter with the wave before or after he fell into the fissure?
Two human silhouettes, side-by-side.

The left one is Myst's "falling man" graphic, but rotated so his feed are facing downwards. He looks like he's trying to comically imitate a zombie in this pose.

The right one is the running man from page 153 of Zen & the Art of the Macintosh, blown up to the same size as the Myst guy. He's pixelated, and looks like he's wearing a suit with a jacket and tie, and is running to the right, away from the Myst guy.
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 19/07/2026
The new UI layout in Chrome for Android really makes for a cluttered bottom of the screen, especially with button navigation enabled. This is the way the bsky.app looks on my phone in Chrome. Three separate button bars, each with its own "home" button (at least the last is a circle, not a house).
Three rows of buttons: 
1.  From bsky.app: house, magnifying glass, chat bubble, bell, profile picture
2. House, four-pointed star, plus, square with number, vertical ellipsis
3. Left triangle, circle, square
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 03/06/2026
Is this Droste?
A copy of a comic by Haus of Decline (alt-text copied below), but with every instance of the Loss comic recursively replaced the Haus of Decline comic.

A Loss comic with arms and legs barges into a hospital and says "help I'm seeing everyone as "Loss" The person at the desk, also a Loss comic asks "what's "Loss"?" The first Loss says "it would take too long to explain... please hel- URRK" He keels over, to which the hospital clerk shouts "OH GOD! HE'S DEAD!"
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 27/05/2026
Is it just my imagination, or does the voice in Ubuntu's "Test speakers" tool sound kind of like Frieren's English dub voice?
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 22/05/2026
A modified still from the movie Planet of the Apes (1968) depicting a man (Charlton Heston as George Taylor) and a horse on a beach. There are rocky cliffs to the left.

The focal point of the scene has been replaced by Alejandra Caraballo's screenshot (of Google search getting basic math wrong) rising up out of the water. (The profile picture in the screenshot has also been replaced by Charlton Heston's face.)
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 21/05/2026
"Everybody Loves Ramiel" poster with the cast of "Everybody Loves Raymond", but Raymond has been replaced with a angelic blue, translucent, regular octohedron.
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 21/05/2026
I've really been enjoying these moon phase "images" you've been posting! When I saw this one it inspired me to implement an animated clock with this style of rendering. I've posted the code here, github.com/xenomachina/..., and here's a screen recording:
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 10/05/2026
I just found my copy of "Internet for Cats", which mentions this page, and has a screenshot. From the screenshot, it appears that the page was old enough that it used the (now long-gone) "<isindex>" element, which is why it mentions "your browser's search dialog".
The cover of a paperback book, "Internet for Cats", by Judy Heim, illustrated by Alan Okamoto. The subtitle is "A Guide to How You and Your Cat Can Prowl the Information Highway Together".

The cover illustration is a stylized painting of an anthropomorphic purple and red tabby cat wearing glasses and plaid vest sitting at a desk in front of a '90s looking desktop computer in a room lined with bookcases, all in front of a large window. A bluish cat is lying on top of the monitor, Pluto to the computer user's Goofy.A photo of page 70 of the book.

The page is titled "Talk to Cat", and is somewhat yellowed.

Below the title is a black and white screenshot of NCSA Mosaic open to a webpage. The page reads:

"Talk to my cat

The time is 3:29 AM on 17 Mar 1995 here in Pittsburgh

This web document uses speech synthesis to talk to my cat. It is written in arexx and running on an amiga.
Type a sentence to say to my cat in your browser's search dialogue. The computer will say it, and, if the cat is around, it will hear it.

This is a rather abstract act.

The cat, though, is quite concrete, as you can see in this picture, by popular demand, of the cat. [most of that sentence in underlined, presumably a hyperlink]

Old things people have said to the cat are here. ["here" is underlined]

This site was mentioned in Time Magazine. Isn't it odd what one"

The text on the web page cuts off at this point. There is a text box labeled "Search index" in the bottom of the browser window. 

Below the screenshot is the text from the book:

"Here is yet another example of a human with too much control over his cat's Web page. When you tap into this page at Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh, you are invited to "talk to the cat." What happens is that when you type something into the page, a speech synthesizer on the computer on the other end blast out your greeting, likely scaring some poor cat witless as he diligently types away at the computer's keyboard. Visit at http://queer.slip.cs.cmu.edu/cgi_bin/talktocat"
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 09/05/2026
@merriam-webster.com ex-fiance rhymes with science?
A screenshot of Merriam-Webster's Rhymes search for the word "science". Several three syllable words are listed: appliance, compliance, defiance, reliance, alliance, and ex-fiance.  A red oval has been drawn on the screenshot around the word ex-fiance.
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 16/03/2026
And it's back up now.
A screenshot of a Downdetector graph for "Xfinity by Comcast" showing a spike of 6,062 reports on March 16, 2026, at 9:11 a.m, with a baseline of 33.
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 16/03/2026
Even their outage map doesn't work.
A screenshot of xfinity.com/support/ showing nothing but the text "Loading..." and 3 orange dots.
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 08/03/2026
App passwords can be used to sign into bsky.app, not just third party apps. You can't create an app password while signed in with one. The UI doesn't do a great job of explaining *why* you can't, though. It highlights the name field as if that's the problem, and doesn't show any error messages.
Screenshot of the bsky.app "Add App Password" dialog.

The unique name field is filled in with the name "CreatedFromAnAppPaswordSignIn", which is highlighted in red as if it was the source of a from validation error.

The allow DMs checkbox is unchecked.
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 06/03/2026
Google's "people also ask" answering the important questions. (Yes, those of us who observe daylight saving time *will* be losing an hour of sleep on Sunday. 😑)
Screenshot of Google search for the query "when does daylight saving time start". The results show that it starts March 8th. Below that is a section called "people also ask", which lists a few questions including. "Do I lose an hour of sleep on Sunday?" (The screenshot has been annotated with a red circle around this question.)
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 06/03/2026
Caramel, one of my kids' cats, sometimes likes to leave a "gift" outside of people's doors: one of her cat toys. Today she left not one, but *three* toys outside of my office door. (The precision placement is all hers.) #cathursday
A carpeted room with a coffee table to one side. A cat is in the foreground, meowing at the camera. Three burrito-shaped cat toys are evenly spaced on the ground, leading up to a closed door. They all have the same orientation: parallel to the door.
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 05/03/2026
We forgot to take the wreath off of our front door, and last week we discovered that a bird had made a nest on it. We have since been avoiding the use of our front door so we don't risk scaring it off or damaging the nest. Today we discovered that one of the eggs has hatched.
A bird's nest wedged between the top of a wreath and a door. Three tiny eggs are visible inside the nest.The same nest, but one of the eggs has been replaced with a baby bird. It looks like a fuzzy dinosaur.
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 04/03/2026
Four whole keys just for moving the cursor? How extravagant!
Close up of a Commodore 64 keyboard's cursor keys. There are two cursor keys, one for "up/down", and the other for "left/right".
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 04/03/2026
PSA: remove snow from your car before driving, or it could blow off and temporarily blind the drivers behind you, or worse. Every time I go to Tahoe in winter I see many Californians driving with snow still on their vehicles, but this is the craziest example I've ever seen.
A van with a a car-sized block of snow on the roof. The van is on a roadway (actually a hotel's drop-off loop) with cars in front of and behind it. The roadway is mostly clear, except some bits of snow around the van. The areas visible off the road are covered in snow, including several coniferous trees trees in the background.
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 24/02/2026
I saw this sign (below the informational billboard) on a recent trip to Costa Rica, and thought it was interesting that the original Spanish ("no drones") is a better English translation than their posted "translation" ("don't drones").
A sign (underneath a much larger informational billboard) that says "No drones / Don't drones" and has a drawing of a drone with a "circle slash" over it.
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 23/12/2025
A recent Android update somehow broke all of my launcher shortcuts so they forgot what their main icon was supposed to look like, and they just started showing the app's icon twice like Dr. Evil and mini-me. If you ran into this problem too, recreating the shortcuts seems to fix the problem.
Launcher icon that looks like the Chrome logo with a mini Chrome logo in the lower right corner.Launcher icon that looks like the Gmail logo with a mini Gmail logo in the lower right corner.
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 18/12/2025
"Are you two friends?" meme, a 2-part image:

The top part shows a woman asking "Are you two friends?".

The bottom one depicts two characters from Star Trek: Voyager, both in uniform:

Ensign Kim, labeled "cryptocurrency", responds "yes".
Tuvok, labeled "cryptography", responds "no".
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 03/12/2025
There was a funny glitch in the subtitles of the most recent episode of #Pluribus. When Carol says "this white powdery stuff", the word "white" is replaced by "#D1AD2C", which is the color code for the yellow used in the subtitles. A "search and replace" error, or a weird Easter egg?
A screenshot from Pluribus, with the yellow subtitle, "this #D1AD2C powdery stuff".
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 02/11/2025
I mean...
Snow Miser and Heat Miser, two characters from the stop-motion animated special "The Year without a Santa Claus" (1974).

Snow Miser looks like he's made out of snow and ice, while Heat Miser looks like he's made out of fire.
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 23/09/2025
I've been programming in Python for over 25 years, and only just learned that comparison chaining is not just for relational operators, but for all comparison operators including == and is.
“Gru’s plan” meme:

1. Gru smiles: “Complex comparisons 3 > 2 > 1 False.”
2. Gru looks pleased: “Add chaining! >> 3 > 2 > 1 True.”
3. Gru smugly gestures: “is operator chains >> 1 != 1 is False False.”
4. Gru is disappointed: “False.”
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 17/09/2025
I wish I had screenshots of the way the clock and phone apps used to look on Android for comparison, because these Material 3 Expressive updates look terrible. The spacing and sizing of everything is so inconsistent, and where did they get this ugly font from?
Screenshot of Material 3 Expressive clock app in the "World Clock" view. The font used for the times looks like it's made out of chopped up noodles.
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 29/08/2025
FWIW, the name on unicode.org/emoji/charts... is "oncoming fist", but it wouldn't be the first time their names don't line-up with reality. For example, 😑 is not an "expressionless face". It's the expression to end all expressions: the "I'm done" face.
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 16/08/2025
Mildly interesting for fellow #Amiga fans: TikTok's 404 page has a "guru meditation" message.
Screenshot of 404 page reading:

404 Not FOund
Guru Meditation: [long hex number]
Goofy Deploy Page Server
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 07/08/2025
Lemon dressing
A doodle of an anthropomorphic lemon putting on a grey jacket.
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 23/07/2025
Setting timers on other speakers with Google Home has become completely broken in the past few weeks. When I tell our kitchen speaker to set a timer on our upstairs speaker, it tells me that the timer has been started. However, if then I check what timers are running, there are none. It just lies!
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 19/07/2025
At a panel at Open Sauce, and @vsauce.bsky.social concisely summed up how many of us feel about AI generated content: "why would I want to watch something that someone couldn't even be bothered to make"
Michael Stevens (aka vsauce aka corndogwilly) on stage at Open Sauce 2025.
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 12/07/2025
I had a 1660, which was also 300 baud, but could do dialing—sort of. It didn't have Hayes commands. Instead pulse dialing worked by the computer telling it to hang up and pick up very fast. Tone dialing worked by having the computer audio pipe into the modem, so you'd generate DTMF tones in the SID.
Commodore modem /300 model 1660 and Commodore modem/1200 model 1670 side by side. They look very similar: they look sort of like cartridges (but with a user port connector), and have a speaker grill on top. Their coloration is slightly different, with the 1660 being a slightly darker gray compared to the 1670's light beige, and the screenshot text is white on the 1660 but purple on the 1670.

The 1660 has a small slider switch on its left side labeled "O"/"A".The backs of the same two modems. They both have two modular phone jacks. The 1670 has a small rectangular window (the type used for dip switches, though they are not actually visible in this photo). The 1660 instead has an RCA jack labeled "AUDIO IN".A top down view of the two modems.
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 10/07/2025
I only just now realized that the Omega class from Babylon 5 looks very similar to the Leonov spacecraft from the movie 2010 (1984).
An image of the Leonov spacecraft from the movie 2010. It is gray and covered in greebling. It consists of a longitudinal structure with a few "towers" that protrude from it (including one with a large antenna dish), and a massive rotating piece in the middle.
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 10/07/2025
I recently found an Odo rubber stamp I've had for probably 30 years buried in a drawer. As a rubber stamp, maybe not so useful. However, because it looks like Odo's head and shoulders on a (mostly) flat base, you can rest it on a random object to make it look like it's Odo mid-transformation.
Screen grab from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine depicting Odo and another changeling mid-transformation. Their bodies look like translucent orange goo, with a humanoid (partial) neck and head sticking out the top.Odo stamp resting on a red rotary telepone.

Or is it a telephone turning back into Odo?Odo stamp resting on a tin robot.

Or is it a tin robot turning back into Odo?Odo stamp resting on a cat.

Or is it a cat turning back into Odo?
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 10/07/2025
The box for the Lego Chrysanthemum set has a banana for scale!
The box for the Lego Chrysanthemum set sitting on a beige carpet in front of a white wall. There's a picture of the completed set on the front of the box, but on the top edge is a square with one of the "petal" pieces from the set in the square.A close-up of that square. The "petal" piece is actually a Lego banana piece, but reddish orange. "1:1" is printed next to it, as the picture is printed "actual size". It's a banana for scale.
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 07/07/2025
I love/hate that "Breaking Change" is an exception because making it "Breaking-Change" for consistency would probably be a breaking change.
Screenshot of text from the linked blog post. It reads: 

"But why make an exception for BREAKING CHANGE ? Why not have it as Breaking-Change ? It’s not like it adds or remove any character, all that would change is it would stay consistent with other keys."
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 06/05/2025
You can use piellardj.github.io/stereogram-s... and upload an autostereogram image. It'll add shading to show the silhouette of the 3D shape.
A screenshot of the output of Sterogram solver on the aforementioned sterogram, showing the block letters "LGR".
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 06/05/2025
The "you probably don't know about" part here is killing me. The last version of Windows that I used regularly, required that you press Ctrl+Alt+Del just to log on. This was supposedly a security measure, to make it harder for someone to create a password harvester.
Screenshot of the Windows NT Workstation splash screen with a "Begin Logon" dialog that reads "Press Ctrl + Alt + Delete to log on". There's a little icon of a hand reaching for three (keyboard) keys.
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 05/05/2025
I thought it might be from Usborne's "The World of the Future" series (1979), but I don't see it in those books, and they use a different typeface for headings. Here's a virtual meeting and a smart watch from "Future Cities".
An illustration of a virtual meeting, with 3 participants on the left side of a conference table in front of a window showing daytime scenery, and one participant on the right in front of a window showing a nighttime city skyline. There is a fussy white band down the center of the image.

The caption reads:

The magic of laser-holography, a new technique which creates 3-D pictures, apparently out of thin air, could result in business conferences like the one shown above. On the left. The heads of a branch office have just come to their boardroom, first thing in the morning. Across the table is their boss. He is in the head office of the company in the center of a major city, thousands of miles away. It is night time there and it is the end of his day. 3-D cameras hanging from the ceilings of each room. Create the illusion of a complete room with the two sides present (this picture has been split down the middle to avoid confusion). Electronic conferences like this would save enormous amounts of time, money, and energy.An illustration of a hand wearing a complicated digital watch, with text labels pointing out various parts.

The labels read:

Digital telephone number read-out (a red on black single-line display)
Digital time read-out  (another red on black single-line display)
Pop out aerials (four small metallic rods that extend from the four sides of the watch face, making a "plus" shape) 
Push buttons to programme telephone calls (a number pad)
'Emergency' button (a button with a red triangle)
Button extends pop out aerials (a red button on the integrated wrist strap)
Microphone/loudspeaker (a grille across the center of the watch face)
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 05/05/2025
Does anyone know the original source of this image? It's usually described as a 1970s or '80s vision of what a PDA or smartphone would look like, but the book it came from is never named. It resembles the style of some Usborne books (and the spelling of "colour" suggests that it isn't American).
Illustration showing a "Pocket computer". The text reads "In the very near future you will probably be able to buy, quite cheaply, a pocket computer with all the features shown below. See if you can think of things you would do with a pocket computer if you had one."

The computer itself is a yellow rectangle with labeled areas:

"colour display screen" (a black CRT with orange pixels)

"touch sensitive controls" (a red square and a blue square)

"sound synthesizer for music and speech" (a 3x3 grid of dots)

"microphone for voice input" (three differently colored squares)

"keyboard" (a green grid and a blue grid of keys)

"sockets for tape cassette, TV, other computers, printer, etc." (small protrusions on right side)

There's a hand holding the device, just like one would hold a smartphone. There is a border around the illustration, with some bits of other illustrations visible, including the back of a person's head, and the side of a house with stairs and a corner of what might be a car.
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 17/04/2025
Tired of manually moving bookmarks from your browser to Niphtio? Now you can import directly from Chrome (and Chromium browsers)! 🤯Save time, effort, and more easily organize all your links in one place. Give it a try today! #Niphtio #Chrome #BookmarkImport #TechTips
New! Import bookmarks from Chrome to Niphtio.
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 11/04/2025
Weird but interesting sculpture (?) at SJC.
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 09/04/2025
It looks like if you block enough of your recent followers (my guess is the last "page" worth), then the UI doesn't display your list of followers.
A screenshot of my Bluesky "followers" list, showing "499 followers" but then "No results found; You do not have any followers".
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 06/03/2025
I saw this mural in a restaurant the other day. To drink is human, but to eat salad is divine?
A mural depicting two hands reaching towards one another, the hand on the left holding a glass of liquid, and the one on the right holding some leafy greens.

The hands have the exact posture as the hands in Michaelangelo's "The Creation of Adam" in the Sistine Chapel.
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 04/03/2025
It always cracks me up when a site uses a spinner (the up/down arrows) on their security code input. To get to a random 6-digit code is going to take a *lot* longer (on average) than the 30-second timeout.
A screenshot of Kickstarter's MFA code form. It says "Enter the code generated by your authenticator app to continue", and the code field has pair of buttons, up and down arrows, for adjusting the number.
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 02/03/2025
Not my home, but I know my way around.
The interior of Brittle Hollow, from the game Outer WIlds.
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Laurence Gonsalves @laurence.gonsalv.es · 02/03/2025
Here's a terrible UI from Nextdoor. Dark pattern, or incompetence? I'm not sure. Does this mean one is *unsubscribed* from all of their emails, or *subscribed* to all of their emails? How is one meant to interpret the double-negative of "you will no longer receive the following" with an OFF switch?
Screenshot of Nextdoor's unsubscribe UI with "Unsubscribe successful" as the heading. Below that it says "You will no longer receive the following emails" and lists several categories, but each has a turned-off switch control.

(The categories are "Lost & found", "General posts", "Recommendations", "Safety", "Polls", "Posts from Nextdoor" and "Group posts". There's also a "Manage notification settings" link below the list.)
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