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@laurence.bsky.social
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“a scholar” - coindesk; “an absurdist” - bloomberg; “a disappointment” - my mother // math + compsci + crypto + fineng + law // banned from london stadium // timeline cognitohazard

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laurence @laurence.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
> write essay in LaTeX > 1,500 word count max > submit through Turnitin > Turnitin thinks it's 2,956 words because LaTeX > no word back on whether this is an auto-fail I'm in danger
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laurence @laurence.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
Wrapping up a seed round raise at a respectable, but not insane amount - just as much as we need for operational purposes See someone raised 5 at 30 for an AI startup without a deck, a name, even *an idea*, none of it I honestly need to learn how to grift
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laurence @laurence.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
I won’t need to admit it
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laurence @laurence.bsky.social · 25/04/2023
Left my baby on the changing table while I went downstairs to clean a bottle, with my 'Songs from Musicals' playlist on shuffle Came back upstairs to her bobbing along to Everyone's A Little Bit Racist from Avenue Q It's too early to introduce her to this stuff
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laurence @laurence.bsky.social · 20/04/2023
There's a guy who lives down the road from me who screams at me every time he sees me (same dude who hit me with a car a few months ago) Every time I see *him*, I smile and wave like he's a long-lost friend My neighbours have no idea what's going on and think we're both mentally ill (we are)
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laurence @laurence.bsky.social · 14/04/2023
Leaking Pentagon documents for clout with 20-30 of your Discord mates is so FUCKING funny, I’m sorry
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Indy @1ndi60.bsky.social · 13/04/2023
activating my hunter-gatherer instincts by venturing out into the wilderness (twitter) to bring back fresh poasters
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laurence @laurence.bsky.social · 13/04/2023
Not gonna lie, the current staging web app inability to post images directly from the clipboard is stopping me from posting here a lot more than I otherwise would I rarely have pure-text things to say, don't like digging through file directories for 'joke_for_post_18.png'
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laurence @laurence.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
Elon Musk getting absolutely rekt by a platform started by the same guy who created the one he bought for 44 billion dollars would be so *fucking* funny I think I'd have an aneurysm
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laurence @laurence.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
Is this what Adam Cochran was on about when he said that he wanted UIs to look like they're stripped down and minimal
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laurence @laurence.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
People on Twitter staring at Bluesky screenshots like
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laurence @laurence.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
Given that I primarily use the Other Place for the group chat functionality, it feels very much like I'm posting in the nude here
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laurence @laurence.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
▲ ▲ ▲ hope this works
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laurence @laurence.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
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laurence @laurence.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
Two days on this site and we're witnessing the latest roon psychodrama I think we'll all fit in here perfectly
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laurence @laurence.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
Got a protocol deployed on testnet before losing access to verifying it for a week Can't find where we put the reference implementation we deployed against so I'm guessing at the function hashes I am a real and serious engineer
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laurence @laurence.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
Babyposting
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laurence @laurence.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
Bluesky, please give me invite codes I am normal and can be trusted with gateway permissions for people from Twitter
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laurence @laurence.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
oh god how did i get here i am not good with computer
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